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About Dazey

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  • Birthday 08/17/1979

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  • Location Manchester, United Kingdom

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  1. What are you eating?

    I made something similar last time a had dysentery.
  2. General Chat / Random Musings

    It's funny cuz it's true!
  3. Celebrities you want to shag.

    Yeah but this .......
  4. I once called the national drugs helpline in 1994 from my gran's house in floods of tears while she was out watching my cousin playing Sunday league. LSD was responsible. I was 13. She's now dead.
  5. Serial Killers/Prisoners Thread

    That's Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. * *Assuming you're not taking the piss.
  6. Different versions of names...

    Give it a few more generations and one of 'emmight evolve a chin.
  7. Different versions of names...

    Yeah, several hundred years of inbreeding will do that for you.
  8. So was I and I could ride a bike you spacker!
  9. You didn't have a BMX on standby? Fucking schoolboy!
  10. My gran would buy sliced ham from the M&S and I would shoplift from Woolies. Gran's dead now. I miss those ham sarnies
  11. Redcar used to have a Woolworths and an M&S next to one another. This is no longer the case. I can only hope that my parents die soon so I no longer have any reason to visit.
  12. Left it running at the bottom of the steps. Stashed the ectospunk in my jacket and pedalled like a demon (context) once clear.
  13. I once stole 3 tubs of Ghostbusters "ectoplasm" from the Redcar store and made off on a Raleigh Burner. To bring the conversation back on topic(ish).
  14. I've not enjoyed fellating a tramp on pick n mix since Woolworths went tits up. £20 for a gummy bear while gumming a "bear" isn't all it's cracked up to be.
  15. Is misogyny really as simple as it sounds inetymological terms?