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  1. Celebrities you want to shag.

    See, this is what happens when you let people like Len and I off the leash.
  2. Celebrities you want to shag.

    This all started 2 hours ago with a picture of Tom Hardy reading children's stories on the BBC.
  3. Strange/unusual things about you

    Wouldn't be the first public schoolboy who couldn't manage 15 men at a time. No shame in it. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdf0xw_tomkinson-s-schooldays-part-1_fun http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdfnt2_tomkinson-s-schooldays-pt-2_fun
  4. Strange/unusual things about you

    If that's the strangest thing about you then what chance do the rest of us have? At least you're young! Clearly not Union then?
  5. Strange/unusual things about you

    I once read a story of a guy who popped a hip out and got one of his bollocks trapped in the joint when it got popped back in. No idea if this it true (or even physically possible) but imagine if it was? I mean, you'd be begging somebody to just rip your fucking leg off.
  6. Strange/unusual things about you

    That's literally all I need!
  7. Celebrities you want to shag.

    Ooh, yeah! Oedipus! Right mucky bastard! He was from Watford yeah?
  8. The Evolution Debate

    Nah, you'll get nothing more than a few hail marys, a tissue and the priest would be reassigned.
  9. Strange/unusual things about you

    No, you really should. Really, you should! I'll be passed out in a puddle of my own filth in about 10 minutes but it's always nice to wake up to a chronicle of how inappropriate I've been the night before.
  10. Celebrities you want to shag.

    I said "underwear" I meant to say "self". It's Thursday. I have work tomorrow. Bad form! Can you call that a Freudian slip or is that just about fucking your mother?
  11. Celebrities you want to shag.

    I literally had no idea what you were responding to for a minute. Think it's time for the wife and kid to come home so I can stop being a degenerate. That said, two more weeks to drink my underwear to death! Woo hoo! See what the "Bear" did to Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant? There's a euphemism in there somewhere.
  12. Strange/unusual things about you

    But more importantly, what are you both up to next Saturday? *Sorry. Too far?
  13. Celebrities you want to shag.

    Is he any good at it yet?
  14. Strange/unusual things about you

    Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou neednastartawasaehasty, Wi'bickeringbrattle! Iwadbelaithtorinan' chase thee, Wi' murd'ring pattle! I'm truly sorry man's dominion, Has broken nature's social union, An' justifies that ill opinion, Which makes theestartle At me, thy poor, earth-born companion, An' fellow-mortal! I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve; What then? poor beastie, thoumaunlive! Adaimen ickerin athrave 'S asma'request; I'llgeta blessin wi' the lave, An' never miss't! Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin! It's silly wa's the win's are strewin! An' naething, now, tobiga new ane, O' foggage green! An' bleak December's winds ensuin, Baithsnellan' keen! Thousawthe fields laid bare an' waste, An' weary winter comin fast, An' cozie here, beneath the blast, Thou thought to dwell- Tillcrash! the cruel coulter past Out thro' thy cell. Thatweebitheap o' leaves an' stibble, Has cost thee mony a weary nibble! Now thou's turn'd out, fora'thy trouble, But houseorhald, Totholethe winter's sleety dribble, An'cranreuchcauld! But, Mousie, thou artnothy lane, In proving foresight may be vain; The best-laid schemeso'micean'men Gangaftagley, An'lea'e us noughtbutgrief an' pain, For promis'd joy! Still thou art blest, compar'dwi'me The present only toucheth thee: But, Och! I backward cast my e'e. On prospects drear! An' forward, tho' Icannasee, I guessan'fear! You would bum thatmouse, insert a bagpipe in it and play Scotland the brave through its little guts while its ringpiece chattered like a shithouse door in a hurricane.