fridayfan13 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Holy shit... ES has lost it... Enterprise... Scotty... beam me up... fast! There's nothing but dudes with strap-ons coming at me! Why the fuck isn't my intergalatic two-way radio transmitter not working?! Good thing I had beans for lunch... I'll fend them off with farts.don't worry, kaneda is not on the forum right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 What the hell is a douche bag anyway? Always wondered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNRfan2008 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 What the hell is a douche bag anyway? Always wondered.Ask and ye shall receive:a douche bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estranged Reality Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 What the hell is a douche bag anyway? Always wondered.Surely you must be joking!"Stop calling me Shirley!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt13 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 What the hell is a douche bag anyway? Always wondered.I just shit my pants.FridayFan13... the Kaneda crack was pretty funny too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fridayfan13 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 What the hell is a douche bag anyway? Always wondered.well, i am glad that i refered to kaneda's dildo as a "rubber dick" or else we could be here a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt13 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 What the hell is a douche bag anyway? Always wondered.well, i am glad that i refered to kaneda's dildo as a "rubber dick" or else we could be here a while.LMAOROFThat's fucking classic... pure genious... GENIOUS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNRfan2008 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 What the hell is a douche bag anyway? Always wondered.well, i am glad that i refered to kaneda's dildo as a "rubber dick" or else we could be here a while.LMAOROFThat's fucking classic... pure genious... GENIOUS!!!WTF is LMAOROF? Did you mean ROFLM(F)AO? And, wtf is a genious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Oh, that was the last rumor that CD was being shipped under a fake band name, the Far Downs. Dunno whatever transpired with that one or if it was proven untrue.I had a look for it on our computer system...believe me, its completely untrue. The guy obviously made it up to get attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fridayfan13 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 What the hell is a douche bag anyway? Always wondered.well, i am glad that i refered to kaneda's dildo as a "rubber dick" or else we could be here a while.LMAOROFThat's fucking classic... pure genious... GENIOUS!!!i owe it all to your sig oh, and now your avatar is making me want to watch Smokey and the Bandit......and its nearly 3:30 am. its all good though, im sick as fuck and for some reason its giving me insomnia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argondamn Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Is it out or not? I'm not reading 13 pages of complete insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNRfan2008 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Is it out or not? I'm not reading 13 pages of complete insanity.Oh, but it's completely HILARIOUS insanity. And NO, it is NOT out so don't worry about that. But this thread is honestly funny as hell. You should read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gally Gun2 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 That was fucking funny as fuck. cudos!nice one....what album was we on about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fridayfan13 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 That was fucking funny as fuck. cudos!nice one....what album was we on about ? the new velvet revolver album, Contraband 1.5(same music, new title) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNRfan2008 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 That was fucking funny as fuck. cudos!nice one....what album was we on about ? the new velvet revolver album, Contraband 1.5(same music, new title) So freakin' true!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 According to HMV, the album is out w/c 18th December in the UK!!http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/comingSoon.do?...bums_comingsoon rock2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboSupra Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 According to HMV, the album is out w/c 18th December in the UK!!http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/comingSoon.do?...bums_comingsoon rock2I dont see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/displayProduct...&sku=527255Not able to pre-order, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GET OFF AXLS BACK Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 You guys are thinking when it's not needed, me and username and other european trash will be sitting in our respective homes listening to CD the day before you yanks....we will inform you as to its availability and quality about an hour after we have listened to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smakci Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 if axl is reading this forum like so uf u think he is he is proly laughing his ass oooofffff keeping us guys up and chasing the album that is not coming out for now...and yeh mereck is most likely jerking off :krider: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldfinger19 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 if axl is reading this forum like so uf u think he is he is proly laughing his ass oooofffff keeping us guys up and chasing the album that is not coming out for now...and yeh mereck is most likely jerking off :krider: Buddy you beat me to the punch. I was going to say the same exact thing as you said. I really do wonder if he sits and reads all this shit and laughs about it every night before he goes to bed. I would, these threads are way too much fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fujisartono Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 (edited) it is now 18.30, 21st of November, Tuesday, in Singapore and none of the music shops, HMV, etc. sells Chinese Democracy. I think we've been had! Edited November 21, 2006 by fujisartono Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantomas Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Are you all really surprised? I mean really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaneda Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Amazing how in September we all thought that CHinese D would be out today...well, fast forward to today and this GNR fan walked into FYE at 8:30am fingers crossed that Axl would deliver and all of my provocations were unnecessary...but what did I see? I saw 20 people with red albums in there hands waiting on line, turns out it was Jay-Z's new album...I asked the manager if Guns N Roses' new album was coming out anytime soon and he said he had nothing on that album, and even laughed at me saying, "Is Guns N Roses even still together?" How the fuck can the GNR camp expect to operate like this? I mean shit, all of us, all of us fucking fans were fucking brand ambassadors telling everyone we knew that 2006 was the year, we even told people sometime in November, probably the 28th...now we all look like fucking losers! How come Jay-Z fans have known for months that their man would deliver the goods on November 21, but Axl and GNR fans are completely in the black...it's fucking bullshit. And it's not even like we know the FUCKING YEAR it will come out! Fuck month, fuck day, we don't even know FUCKING WHAT YEAR it's dropping!Pissed off I decided to just buy the Jay-Z album and support an artist that actually knows how to promote and deliver music to his fans. It's not a bad album, no GNR, but shit, Axl gives us no other option but to loathe him. Every Tuesday between now and 2006 I would like us all to raise a middle finger to Axl, that's right, FUCK YOU AXL, 2006 is the year? Sure, whatever you say, liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketking Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Amazing how in September we all thought that CHinese D would be out today...well, fast forward to today and this GNR fan walked into FYE at 8:30am fingers crossed that Axl would deliver and all of my provocations were unnecessary...but what did I see? I saw 20 people with red albums in there hands waiting on line, turns out it was Jay-Z's new album...I asked the manager if Guns N Roses' new album was coming out anytime soon and he said he had nothing on that album, and even laughed at me saying, "Is Guns N Roses even still together?" How the fuck can the GNR camp expect to operate like this? I mean shit, all of us, all of us fucking fans were fucking brand ambassadors telling everyone we knew that 2006 was the year, we even told people sometime in November, probably the 28th...now we all look like fucking losers! How come Jay-Z fans have known for months that their man would deliver the goods on November 21, but Axl and GNR fans are completely in the black...it's fucking bullshit. And it's not even like we know the FUCKING YEAR it will come out! Fuck month, fuck day, we don't even know FUCKING WHAT YEAR it's dropping!Pissed off I decided to just buy the Jay-Z album and support an artist that actually knows how to promote and deliver music to his fans. It's not a bad album, no GNR, but shit, Axl gives us no other option but to loathe him. Every Tuesday between now and 2006 I would like us all to raise a middle finger to Axl, that's right, FUCK YOU AXL, 2006 is the year? Sure, whatever you say, liar.Don't worry, dude.... I'm sure it's neither the first time nor the last time you'll be laughed at!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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