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"God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?"

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?

The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Walter Sobchak: And you know this!

The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.

Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

[shouting]

Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

and my personal favorite:

The Big Lebowski: Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?

[the Dude walks out and shuts the door]

The Big Lebowski: The bums will always lose!

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How geeky am i? :lol: I'm laughing just reading that last one.

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That's it. Rolling a couple joints and watching The Big Lebowski tonight. I'd throw in White Russians, but on a hot summer night that just seems like a bad idea.

"Just because we're bereaved, doesn't mean we're saps!" -- I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that one. Well I guess I don't want to be considered bereaved. It would definitely lessen the gravity of the situation :rofl-lol:

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Grown Ups is one of the worst things i've ever subjected my eyes to. Completely devoid of humour.

maybe you have to be a bit older to appreciate it (i was born in 85'), but i agree. it wasn' good.

but they do get 2 thumbs up for the buckethead reference.

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i got 1/2 way through jesus camp and i had to stop it. just disgusting. its child abuse. apollo always asks why us non-religious types seem to care so much.

its child abuse. and not just the sodomy / molestation stuff, which by itself should be enough to close the doors forever, its mental abuse. a 5 year old cant decide he is a christian, a muslim or a jew in the same way a he cant decide if he is a liberal or conservative. those labels shouldn't apply at such a young age.

i remember one specific scene where this kid is bawling because he speaks to jesus but jesus doesn't speak back. like, jesus christ! of course he isnt talking back.

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They're making a

The book has been a huge success since it came out 4 years ago (I think). It's that same type of book that's been around for a long time, basic economic theory applied on everyday life situations. However, this one sold BIG. It took things further though, making associations that were far more unexpected and it was more statistics-based than others, that rely more on theory and mental experiments. For people who missed the first time around or who don't like reading, this is the exact same thing, but on screen not on paper.

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Grown Ups is one of the worst things i've ever subjected my eyes to. Completely devoid of humour.

What did you expect? It's an Adam Sandler movie.

I don't actually hate Sandler... film's like Little Nicky and Happy Gilmore I loved when I was younger and would still laugh watching them today. He really phoned it in on this one though. Just assembled a great cast and threw terrible, cheesy jokes at them.

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Omg clash of the titans is such a piece of thrash, Sam worthington doing the same role again, it just sucks not even all the special effects could save it

saw FAQ About Time Travel, it was ok, i really liked Anna Faris in this one, but i just didn't laugh that much, through the movie i fell asleep in a couple of occasions resulting in rewinding but while rewinding i lost interest and just continue to where i was left, the movie ended when it was getting interesting.

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Cinematic expectations exceeded (for once, this lousy year) - The Killer Inside Me is fucking stunning. Flawed but seriously brilliant and easily the best American film of the year so far.

Piranha 3D turned out to be at least twice as legitimately insane as I was hoping it would be. Happy violence joy! joy!

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Happy Gilmore was and still is, fucking hilarious! Some great lines too!

Shooter McGavin: "Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say."

Happy Gilmore: "Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?"

Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker: "The price is wrong, bitch!"

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