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I've said this countless times, but a certain illicit substance has given me the best day of my life. And it was only twenty dollars for a day's worth of memories and fun.


Although, until you can compare it to sex, it's pretty difficult.

Well yeah but sex normally doesn't last for ten hours.

Speak for yourself junior! ;)

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I've said this countless times, but a certain illicit substance has given me the best day of my life. And it was only twenty dollars for a day's worth of memories and fun.


Although, until you can compare it to sex, it's pretty difficult.

Well yeah but sex normally doesn't last for ten hours.

Speak for yourself junior! ;)


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Like?

I've said this countless times, but a certain illicit substance has given me the best day of my life. And it was only twenty dollars for a day's worth of memories and fun.


Although, until you can compare it to sex, it's pretty difficult.

Well yeah but sex normally doesn't last for ten hours.

Speak for yourself junior! ;)


Well... young people last longer...it goes down after 30. :book:

Edited by izzygirl, 24 June 2012 - 06:40 PM.

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Haha, wow, sooo...

It seems I always get the crazy girls.

Right, we've been kicking it now for about 2 weeks. It all went absolutely smooth and great, like I already told you about.

Now she dropped the following bombs:
-She wants to get pregnant in 2 years, but not with me, as I don't seem to be the right kinda guy for that adventure, so she doesn't see us as in a relationship. We've never talked about this issue before, she just came out of the blue with that. It's her plan to do that, no matter what. To me, that's rather dumb, 'cause it all depends on what your situation in life is right then. If the time is right, so to say. No, she wants them in 2 years.
-Anyway, I'm not the right guy, so she wants someone else preferably, BUT she likes me so much and the sex was so great and everything, so she wants us to keep on pretending to be a couple and see each other regularly, until she has found the right one.

Hahaha, what? Bitch? I ain't no filler until you get the next best one to start a future shipwreck family on your own.

Goddamn, why do I always get the ones, who've got a kick in the head?

Now, as much as it hurts to see this promising situation with her vanished, I'm almost relieved that I'm away from her and almost praying that she really was on the pill, like she said. :blink:

Edited by Spoon87, 27 June 2012 - 05:23 AM.

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^ Sorry dude, but reading that has just made my day! :rofl-lol:

A couple of questions:

- How long were you going out for?

- How old is she? I'm assuming if she has a "plan" to have kids in 2 years then she probably is approaching or past the age of 30. I've observed that single women tend to go a bit crazy around that age.

- Are you somehow looking for a long term relationship or something? I mean, if you're not willing to continue with what seems like no strings attached sex...? :blink:
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Either that or you're going to be that baby's daddy :lol:
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I don't believe there is such a thing as no-strings-attached sex.

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- Are you somehow looking for a long term relationship or something? I mean, if you're not willing to continue with what seems like no strings attached sex...? :blink:

A girl that says she wants a baby in 2 years or less, wants to keep having sex with him. Best keep the condoms in your sight at all times because she'll stab those bitches with a safety pin. If she's that crazy, she'll either fake a pregnancy so they stop using birth control and actually get her pregnant, or she'll "forget" her pill or some other way to make it happen.

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- How long were you going out for?


2 or 3 weeks, depends on how you look at it. ;)

- How old is she? I'm assuming if she has a "plan" to have kids in 2 years then she probably is approaching or past the age of 30. I've observed that single women tend to go a bit crazy around that age.


28, and yes, "a bit crazy" seems to fit.

- Are you somehow looking for a long term relationship or something? I mean, if you're not willing to continue with what seems like no strings attached sex...? :blink:


Yeah, I really really wanted this to turn into a long term thing. I really started to feel something for her, so this turn of events kinda fucked me up for a moment.


Either that or you're going to be that baby's daddy :lol:


No way, man! :scared: But as she said, I ain't the right kinda guy for that anyway. I'm just there to kill some time. :crazy:

I don't believe there is such a thing as no-strings-attached sex.


There is, but I wouldn't be able to do that, when I'm feeling something for her, which I do. Or rather did.
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- Are you somehow looking for a long term relationship or something? I mean, if you're not willing to continue with what seems like no strings attached sex...? :blink:

A girl that says she wants a baby in 2 years or less, wants to keep having sex with him. Best keep the condoms in your sight at all times because she'll stab those bitches with a safety pin. If she's that crazy, she'll either fake a pregnancy so they stop using birth control and actually get her pregnant, or she'll "forget" her pill or some other way to make it happen.

Good point. Although if he had only dated her for 2-3 weeks, one would hope he was using a condom. He probably didn't if he "hopes" she was on the pill... but there are worse things out there to catch then pregnancy so people should be using condoms regardless imo... <_<
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But it feels ten times better without a rubber.

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Not usually, but I have. I live next to a college and the Walmart can get a bit wacky in the middle of the night. Used to be very common for a bunch of us to play drunken hide & seek there at like 3am. Have dated a couple girls I met via the late night hide & seek games @ Wally world.

Yeah I go to school but girls don't give me the time of day.

I'm always by myself.




That's no way to go through life man. Do you have any friends? Do they invite you out at all?

Judging from most of your posts, you seem like a bit of a downer. Not sure girls would be attracted to that at all.


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Who the fuck invited Dr. Phil?


uhhhh, you are aware this is a love/sex/relationship thread right? there may be deeper discussion than just "sex is fun."

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I am going to try to bring the 'How about this weather?' in the US.

That's if I can talk to them first.

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Sounds like you dodged a bullet there Spoon87. Best just be looking ahead and hope that the next one isn't as crazy as the last. maybe just casually bring up the baby stuff with a new girl. Hear what her plans are.

The problems with crazy girls are that all the experience and precaution in the world can't prepear you for what make her so crazy. Good luck on your next adventures. And when they are almost hitting 30, always use your own rubber. You can't trust something that important on a person you just met.

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