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Axl has a pet DOLPHIN?


Big Rocket King

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"I don't think so... Axl seems to love dolphins (he has donated to a conservation organization that protects dolphins in the wild).

If he loves dolphins I doubt he would support a facility that enslaves them."

yea but michael jackson put his monkey in a cage when it got too big. maybe axl did the same. when it was a baby dolphin he probably kept it in a fish tank. when it became a teenager he could move it into his pool but when it is an adult it needs to go to seaworld. :thumbsup:

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I heard Axl has a pet dolphin? is it true?

i find this hard to believe and have my questions, is this legal? where does he keep it? what is the dolphin name? where did he buy it? how much did it cost? what does it eat? dolphins should be free to roam the oceans.

Maybe your friend saw a pic of Axl and a dolphin during the making of the Estranged video?

Anyway, here are some answers

No, it's not legal having a dolphin as a pet in the US (Marine Mammals Protection Act)

To hold a captive dolphin, the pool must fulfill National Marine Fisheries Service MMPA's requirements, you can't keep a dolphin in your house's pool...

Oceanariums can buy dolphins from Cuba and Japan

The cost (transfer included) ranges between 40,000 and 100,000 US dollars

They are fed dead fish + vitamins (which is not as healthy as hunting their own live fish)

Agreed, they shouldn't be kept in captivity

PS: Weird thread though :lol:

You are charitable.

It is someone posting an idiotic thread again.

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my friend said he saw a picture of axl with a dolphin. i have never seen it myself. has he addressed this in an interview?

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He named it Splash

I hear they are pretty easy to control. Speaking on command. Doing flips whenever and however you want them to. I hear you can even use a trainer as the medium to get it to do your tricks.

Sounds like DJ Ashba.

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Splash :rofl-lol:

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Big Rocket King, you are being trolled bad. Axl does in fact have a pet dolphin who's name is Snowflake. It lives in an aquarium that is four times larger than any thing you would see at sea world or any other such place. Unfortunately it is very unhealthy due to the fact that Axl only feeds it plankton, and seaweed. You see, Axl is determined to make the entire ocean vegetarian , and is using Snowflake as a guinea pig to figure out how it can be done. It all started in an interview back in 1993. It went something like this.

Interviewer: So Axl, I hear you like fish sticks.

Axl: What the fuck? No I don't like fish sticks!

Interviewer: Slash told me you like having fish sticks in your mouth.

Axl: Motherfucker! Slash is a lire! He knows I love all ocean life, I would never put fish sticks in my mouth! The only thing I will eat out of the ocean is shark, and that is because sharks have a negative aura, and are evil!

Interviewer: Oh, maybe Slash meant shark sticks.

Axl:..................Maybe...

Interviewer: So you're telling me you like shark sticks?

Axl: Yeah.... I fucking love shark sticks!

Interviewer: You like having shark sticks in your mouth?

Axl: Damn right motherfucker! I'm going to catch all the sharks in the ocean, so I can have sharks sticks whenever I want, wherever I want!

Interviewer: lol ummmmmm......... ok lol

Axl: Yeah, then I'm going to figure out a way to train the rest of the ocean life to become vegetarian so the ocean can be a perfect equilibrium of happiness!

Interviewer: Right! Ok! Ummm I think... ahhhhhh, that sums up our interview with Axl Rose..... Thanks Axl I've gotta go. Bye.

Soon after that Axl bought Snowflake and he's been trying ever since to make her a vegetarian.

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my friend said he saw a picture of axl with a dolphin. i have never seen it myself. has he addressed this in an interview?

tumblr_lnj620YMPw1qbqb1do1_500.jpg

He named it Splash

I hear they are pretty easy to control. Speaking on command. Doing flips whenever and however you want them to. I hear you can even use a trainer as the medium to get it to do your tricks.

it's perfect for him then, goes along with the rest of his life. :rofl-lol:

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I heard Axl has a pet dolphin? is it true?

i find this hard to believe and have my questions, is this legal? where does he keep it? what is the dolphin name? where did he buy it? how much did it cost? what does it eat? dolphins should be free to roam the oceans.

Maybe your friend saw a pic of Axl and a dolphin during the making of the Estranged video?

Anyway, here are some answers

No, it's not legal having a dolphin as a pet in the US (Marine Mammals Protection Act)

To hold a captive dolphin, the pool must fulfill National Marine Fisheries Service MMPA's requirements, you can't keep a dolphin in your house's pool...

Oceanariums can buy dolphins from Cuba and Japan

The cost (transfer included) ranges between 40,000 and 100,000 US dollars

They are fed dead fish + vitamins (which is not as healthy as hunting their own live fish)

Agreed, they shouldn't be kept in captivity

PS: Weird thread though :lol:

You are charitable.

It is someone posting an idiotic thread again.

Thank you :) but I'm not charitable with things without dorsal fins.

I just was naive enough to believe that giving him the answers he wanted would make him shut up ...

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