DirtyDeeds Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Didn't you do simple unit conversions in that physics degree of yours? Of course, but I didn't, nor would I ever, drink in metric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Didn't you do simple unit conversions in that physics degree of yours? Of course, but I didn't, nor would I ever, drink in metric.I think the Europeans are mental too, don't worry about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I think the Europeans are mental too, don't worry about that! As far as I know you are European too... though you don't like it. That means somebody is still measuring beer in mL.Oh...look...what a big problem...just drink the beer and shut up On topic: I don't usually drink but I'd never do it if I had to drive. It's silly and "unfair" for the rest of the drivers and people on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Oh...look...what a big problem...just drink the beer and shut up Sure, just as soon as I finish squirting it from this pipette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I think the Europeans are mental too, don't worry about that! As far as I know you are European too... though you don't like it. I'm not European I'm English! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasMeadow Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) I'm done drinking all together I think when I get home. Had to many close calls. driving and just what not. Edited June 28, 2012 by ThomasMeadow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Oh...look...what a big problem...just drink the beer and shut up Sure, just as soon as I finish squirting it from this pipette.Pipette?! Is that one of those incoherent things used by scientists? You know, like the metric system... I think the Europeans are mental too, don't worry about that! As far as I know you are European too... though you don't like it. I'm not European I'm English! The Maastricht treaty (and history and geography) say you're wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 The Maastricht treaty (and history and geography) say you're wrong. Bollocks! Europe can suck my balls and you can stick the Euro up yer arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 The Maastricht treaty (and history and geography) say you're wrong. Bollocks! Europe can suck my balls and you can stick the Euro up yer arse!Say it to Angela Merkel...if you dare. Come on, the UK is Europe too. It even has a border with Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Say it to Angela Merkel...if you dare. Come on, the UK is Europe too. It even has a border with Spain.Hahaha! Thatcher would have spanked the kraut witch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) Get yourself a breathalyzer and try not to weigh the odds of getting busted against the odds of not getting busted and sleeping in your own bed. Also, find a friend who doesn't drink (or rarely drinks) to drive you around. Edited June 28, 2012 by Randy Lahey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Say it to Angela Merkel...if you dare. Come on, the UK is Europe too. It even has a border with Spain.Hahaha! Thatcher would have spanked the kraut witch!Maybe, but Cameron can't even look after his daughter! So the witch wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 You know what I always thought would be funny? Being 100% sober but pretending to be drunk. Wait for the cops to come and talk to you then start singing "toorah-loorah-loorah" whilst refusing a breathalyser test. After they take you to the station for drunk driving they'll make you do a piss or blood test, both of which will come back completely sober. Then, stagger off into the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 The Maastricht treaty (and history and geography) say you're wrong. Bollocks! Europe can suck my balls and you can stick the Euro up yer arse!I remember in Adam Ant's autobiography he didn't consider himself European either. I assume it's a British thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaramouche Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 S.S. it is very common to have a beer at a restaurant and to drive home in the US.Yes it is, and it is fucking stupid! Yeah, stupid! Even after two beers only (which some days is not only, if you are very little and have not eaten much, it would be a lot more than "just" two) it is stupid to drive. All you drivers out there know how fast you have to react if it really comes to a case where you need to. If you then have had two beers, it will make you react a little bit slower, just a little bit. But that could be enough. It is exactly the same as that you should not drive if you are tired, then you will react slower.Only for this reason (and there are many more) I think, no I know, because it is fact, it is fucking stupid to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 The Maastricht treaty (and history and geography) say you're wrong. Bollocks! Europe can suck my balls and you can stick the Euro up yer arse!I remember in Adam Ant's autobiography he didn't consider himself European either. I assume it's a British thing.You'll find the majority of us feel that way if my experience is anything to go by. We've done nothing but fight with the fuckers for centuries and we're our own little island so we don't even share a border with any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 The Maastricht treaty (and history and geography) say you're wrong. Bollocks! Europe can suck my balls and you can stick the Euro up yer arse!I remember in Adam Ant's autobiography he didn't consider himself European either. I assume it's a British thing.You'll find the majority of us feel that way if my experience is anything to go by. We've done nothing but fight with the fuckers for centuries and we're our own little island so we don't even share a border with any of them. That's not true. You share a border with Spain, I'm pretty sure about it. And all European countries have fought for centuries, that was pretty normal in the past. You just don't like (the rest of) Europe as we don't like you. But facts are facts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) That's not true. You share a border with Spain, I'm pretty sure about it. We do? Do tell? Oh and don't say Gibraltar cos that doesn't count!Oh, and suck my balls! You just don't like (the rest of) Europe as we don't like you. I didn't say I didn't like Europe or the people I just aren't part of it. Seriously most of us consider Europe to be something separate. Edited June 28, 2012 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 That's not true. You share a border with Spain, I'm pretty sure about it. We do? Do tell? Oh, and suck my balls! Yes, you do. It's a tiny one but it's still a border: Gibraltar. Oh, and it's a tempting offer but I think I'll say no, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Yes, you do. It's a tiny one but it's still a border: Gibraltar. I said that doesn't count cos if you want to count our colonies I could claim to be from Antarctica! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I didn't say I didn't like Europe or the people I just aren't part of it. Seriously most of us consider Europe to be something separate.I was kidding.I know most of you think you're not European, but you are anyway. Yes, you do. It's a tiny one but it's still a border: Gibraltar. I said that doesn't count cos if you want to count our colonies I could claim to be from Antarctica! All I know is that there is a border over there and that Gibraltar is part of the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I didn't say I didn't like Europe or the people I just aren't part of it. Seriously most of us consider Europe to be something separate.I was kidding.I know most of you think you're not European, but you are anyway. :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzygirl Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I know most of you think you're not European, but you are anyway. :cry: But what's wrong with it? I don't get it... It's a nice continent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OkCalculator Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 If you can't drink without getting drunk than I'd say don't drink at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I know most of you think you're not European, but you are anyway. :cry: But what's wrong with it? I don't get it... It's a nice continent. It's beautiful but it's foreign! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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