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Favourite Pokemon?


FuddMckagan

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I have a personal theory that all Pokemon fans extended their virginity by 1.8 years.

It was a generation hysteria Homan and you were ahead of it.

Child please. I chose between pogs and Pokemon. And I chose right.

i played pogs and pokemon that offsets and cancels out the virginity penalty B)

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Alright, let me tell you who my favourite Pokemon is...

hear me out here

mofuckin SCYTHER, son

Don't know Scyther?

Scyther.png

BAM!

Look at this suave motherfucker

He's got swag and he knows it

HE'S FUCKING POSING, BRO

look at his hands

but they're not hands

THEY'RE FUCKING SCYTHES

THUS THE NAME

He's fucking 4'11", the size of a small person

HE'S A GIANT BUG

THE SIZE OF A PERSON

THAT CAN FLY

AND HAS SCYTHES FOR HANDS

HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE FUCKING SCYTHER

Blastoise is pretty cool too.

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