arnold layne Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Back in college we'd go down bar street and when we were hungry we'd stop in the gas station and get two sandwiches for $2.50 and a pack of smokes to split. This was probably a step higher than wonder-bread and bologna, but food is food. It all tastes glamorous when it's microwaved and when you're drunk. Actually, I'll take that back. It was a tier above a wonder-bread sammy because they had some sort of laboratory-developed, egg substance in them. The stuff transforms into something miraculous though when they're zapped for thirty seconds. Nothing hot sauce and kraft cheese can't fix either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 What I am getting out of this conversation is that a lot of you all hate McDonald's except one or two food items they offer.Thus this solidifies the FACT that everyone likes McDonald's. Enjoy your denial and shame.Nope, I hate Macdonald's with absolutely no exceptions for one or two food items: all their food is equally rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Can someone answer me why everyone who works at Macdonalds must have skin which consists of volcanic protrusions? Even the spots are developing spots on these kids. Pus, acne, greasy hair also - you are trusting people who have never seen a bar of soap in their life to prepare food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Can someone answer me why everyone who works at Macdonalds must have skin which consists of volcanic protrusions? Even the spots are developing spots on these kids. Pus, acne, greasy hair also - you are trusting people who have never seen a bar of soap in their life to prepare food!Because teenagers only get acne if they don't wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Yes but do Macdonalds specifically choose employees with skin which resembles Vesuvius? ''Sales Assistant Required. We are looking for a teenager with questionable dermatology. Hair grease preferred''. I wonder when Macdonald's staff are frying their food and they run out of oil, whether or not they just use a bit from their head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Yes but do Macdonalds specifically choose employees with skin which resembles Vesuvius? ''Sales Assistant Required. We are looking for a teenager with questionable dermatology. Hair grease preferred''. I wonder when Macdonald's staff are frying their food and they run out of oil, whether or not they just use a bit from their head?Fast food has high turnover. If you show up for the interview chances are you'll be hired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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arnold layne Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I eat fast food 'ery day. Mainly to get away from my grandma's bitch of a dog. Plus I am trying to get swole so it works out. I made out wit the chick at the drive through once. She doesn't like me anymore. Hopefully she doesn't spit in my double cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 That's basically AIDS in a bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Is that because you're under the assumption that it's made by blacks because:1. It's fried chicken. 2. It's Snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Is that because you're under the assumption that it's made by blacks because:1. It's fried chicken. 2. It's Snake.That plus just look at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Is that because you're under the assumption that it's made by blacks because:1. It's fried chicken.2. It's Snake.It's actually made by Asians... Every Morleys, Every Morleys!!! Is Asian/Indian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Come to think of it, all chicken shops are Indian, all Jamaican shops are black and all fish & chip shops are white, and... yeah, All the Chinese places are Chinese too.. Edited August 9, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Chippies tend to be turks a lot round London. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Chippies tend to be turks a lot round London.Yeah, I was going to say Greek, but, Turks sound right, I thought Greek and thought 'White enough'. Guess they got that and Kebab shops goin' on Edited August 9, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Chippies tend to be turks a lot round London.Yeah, I was going to say Greek, but, Turks sound right, I thought Greek and thought 'White enough'. Guess they got that and Kebab shops goin' on https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UEAVspqOuJg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 White people serve pub food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 More like white people own the fucking buildings And good for them too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) More like white people own the fucking buildings And good for them too. That's fine as long as people are paying their rent , but look how long you last if you don't. Edited August 9, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 In the late-19th century - early twentieth century many poor southern Italians migrated to Britain and opened up either Fish and Chip shops or Ice Cream parlours. One of the more overlooked diasporas to this island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 In the late-19th century - early twentieth century many poor southern Italians migrated to Britain and opened up either Fish and Chip shops or Ice Cream parlours. One of the more overlooked diasporas to this island. Cuz they dont make a lot of noise. They're still about too, theres a good Italian contigent over in Watford, i shop at the deli there and in talking to the guy who runs it he said they used to have a do down the town hall every Christmas and proper pack it out. The most noise they ever made was when Italy won the WorldCup and all these lads were burning it down the street, hanging out of windows shouting ITALIA, ITALIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 In the late-19th century - early twentieth century many poor southern Italians migrated to Britain and opened up either Fish and Chip shops or Ice Cream parlours. One of the more overlooked diasporas to this island. Cuz they dont make a lot of noise. They're still about too, theres a good Italian contigent over in Watford, i shop at the deli there and in talking to the guy who runs it he said they used to have a do down the town hall every Christmas and proper pack it out. The most noise they ever made was when Italy won the WorldCup and all these lads were burning it down the street, hanging out of windows shouting ITALIA, ITALIA! True, the Italians integrate well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 In the late-19th century - early twentieth century many poor southern Italians migrated to Britain and opened up either Fish and Chip shops or Ice Cream parlours. One of the more overlooked diasporas to this island. Cuz they dont make a lot of noise. They're still about too, theres a good Italian contigent over in Watford, i shop at the deli there and in talking to the guy who runs it he said they used to have a do down the town hall every Christmas and proper pack it out. The most noise they ever made was when Italy won the WorldCup and all these lads were burning it down the street, hanging out of windows shouting ITALIA, ITALIA! True, the Italians integrate well. I guess there isnt that same pronnounced cultural gulf. I mean its there obviously in tons of ways but there wont be quiet the same kind of culture clash as there is with say muslims or whatever who represent a culture sort of at odds with what exists here, as un-PC as it is for me to say that. Thats not to say they cant/wont ever fit in, i guess with any sort of coming together like that everybody has to meet each other halfway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drtydane Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Mickey D's breakfast.Taco Bell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 True, the Italians integrate well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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