Len Cnut Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I'd have a go on all of em...but I'd have a go on Dot Cotton after a few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Wow, you really have no standards at all, do you Len? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Ever since i saw her in the Oliver Reed film Sitting Target She'd have to be in character as Dot though, not June Brown with the 4 hairs on her head. I envision myself showing up at her door on Halloween and going 'ello Ma!', then she gets her kit off and we have it away right there on her stairs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Ever since i saw her in the Oliver Reed film Sitting Target She'd have to be in character as Dot though, not June Brown with the 4 hairs on her head.I envision myself showing up at her door on Halloween and going 'ello Ma!', then she gets her kit off and we have it away right there on her stairs In that case, you might be interested in my nan. She's only been dead six weeks but she was younger and in better nick than June Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Ever since i saw her in the Oliver Reed film Sitting Target She'd have to be in character as Dot though, not June Brown with the 4 hairs on her head.I envision myself showing up at her door on Halloween and going 'ello Ma!', then she gets her kit off and we have it away right there on her stairs In that case, you might be interested in my nan. She's only been dead six weeks but she was younger and in better nick than June Brown.It aint all Grans, i aint Wayne Rooney, just Dot And thats in character! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 I remember lads discussing which one was fittest. I thought they all mingers. Sort of girl I puked on in Ritzy's after all day drinking on the rec.This is something that escapes people nowadays, i dunno why, perhaps it's because standards of fitness have kinda slipped nowadays where if you just got a bangin' arse and a good set of knockers it don't matter what your face is like but they really ain't all that. I mean don't get me wrong, they're all worth a tumble and that but i wouldn't call em stunning, any of em.But then they were sort of sold on that basis too, weren't they? Attainable, bubbly local girl types. They were never meant to be like, fit as fuck or anything. Something about them being local girls was kinda off putting for me though, which is an interesting window into the male psyche, they're just like...I mean, say you got some fit blonde california bombshell, she's 100 times more attractive cuz it's like...far removed from my reality, where as The Spice Girls, you see that sort down The Rat and Parrot on a Saturday, like a bit of rough y'know? There's a time and a place for that too I suppose but it's just less impressive.No they were just mingers. And also imagine the train that's been through them. Do you really want the aids that bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Ever since i saw her in the Oliver Reed film Sitting Target She'd have to be in character as Dot though, not June Brown with the 4 hairs on her head.I envision myself showing up at her door on Halloween and going 'ello Ma!', then she gets her kit off and we have it away right there on her stairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Ever since i saw her in the Oliver Reed film Sitting Target She'd have to be in character as Dot though, not June Brown with the 4 hairs on her head.I envision myself showing up at her door on Halloween and going 'ello Ma!', then she gets her kit off and we have it away right there on her stairs *puts on Dot Cotton voice, lights up a Superkings*Give and it will be given to you, thats Luke, chapter 6, verse 38! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Not listening!! LALALALALALALALALAAAAAA!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Not listening!! LALALALALALALALALAAAAAA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 I hate you Len Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 You think thats bad, wanna see the ones of Pat Butcher that McLeod text me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 You think thats bad, wanna see the ones of Pat Butcher that McLeod text me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Not listening!! LALALALALALALALALAAAAAA!!!HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 If she's was black you'd be all over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 If she's was black you'd be all over it I'd call her Cleopatra and treat her like a Mummy! - Digging out for gold then run when she wants to try and grab hold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 You're a dirty little cunt Snakes...it's why I've always liked you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 I am what I am, Len... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 well this thread took a funny turn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 The real question is would you give Barbara Windsor one. Y'know. Bragging rights. A legacy fuck.Couldn't care less about their music but Baby Spice(Emma Bunton) is pretty damn hot! I have it on good authority that she is/was a massive coke fiend. Whether that's a plus or minus depends on your own sensibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Definitely a plus. My Hoover's broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Ever since i saw her in the Oliver Reed film Sitting Target She'd have to be in character as Dot though, not June Brown with the 4 hairs on her head. I envision myself showing up at her door on Halloween and going 'ello Ma!', then she gets her kit off and we have it away right there on her stairs Ello ma, brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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