Snake-Pit Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 EverydayAnd inEvery wayI'm in loveWith youMs. K'I love KirstyKirsty and I'mNever gonnaLoveAnotherAs muchAs she - ee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I love kirstyYes im thirstyFor that puss-eLook at meI can rhyme indefinitelyCuz im so good at poetryHee heeOld people smell of weeI like to watch TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I love kirstyYes im thirstyFor that puss-eLook at meI can rhyme indefinitelyCuz im so good at poetryHee heeOld people smell of weeI like to watch TV Old people smell like weeWell I don't seeWe'd smell weedIf you smelled meHA HASmelling them smellingSalts I be selling themAt the ring Before the count to tenone for ten or two forFifteen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Why did you push granny off the window ledge?Cause I'd had enough of the smell of rotting vegWhy did you tell Aunty to fuck off and burn in hell?Same fucking reason. Couldn't stand the smell.Old people, old people, losing all their senseOld people, old people, gaining foul scents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 So if it gets locked he's stuck in here?*prays for it to get locked* Envy.Is it because I'm from London (greatest city in the country) or because I wear a 30" or 32" waist?? Are you that fat Mancunian? - I haven't really learned all this who's who stuff yet, Sorry Chris, but that's hilarious... No punches pulled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) So now you're just another suckerWho's addicted to loveWell I've never ever thoughtThat could beYeah and when you rest thereSleeping safely BabyI'm thinking about herNot me Edited October 24, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) You're there whoringIgnoring every signThat I'm tryin'To giveI say screw itLife is too short so do itNever have I ever wantedYour shit People wanna’ tryTo get me wrongNo matter how much I tryTo get alongStill sounds sour to meI've got my lifeSo why they wanna’Try it for I'm there whoringIgnoring every senseGot my two centsI can giveWhy I'm tryingSaid don't even botherI'm a brother and a loverNot a sucker so shut the... People wanna’ tryTo get me wrongI don’t want to buyOr get alongSo the fact is back offJack-off wit’ themTactics can’tHack this Edited October 28, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) Everyday is likeHalloweenCan get a little scaryOut there - SometimesEveryday is likeHalloweenPut on the maskOur facadeEveryday is likeHalloweenIt's crazy party timeTonight Edited October 30, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Fucking hell . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) Have you ever thought about putting some music to your poetry and performing em as songs? I'd love to see Edited October 30, 2015 by Len B'stard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 They're all phoneys out there. Phoneys, I tell ya!*slams bedroom door, puts on Panic At The Disco* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) Damn you - And meAnd everybody tooDamn me - Damn youAnd you, and you, and you, and youThe truth will set you freeIt is what it isThere is no hidden meaningYou're as deep as my pissI said like fuck it damn youI'll be damned you're damned tooHopefully understandYouFuck you - And meAnd everybody tooDamn me - Damn youAnd you, and you, and you, and you Edited November 4, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 There is a marvellous poet named SnakesIndecent verse he will makePublished he's notBut he gives what he's gotWhatever this forum will take 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 (edited) SoWhat aboutMehooray for tolerance!SayWhat aboutMehooray for tolerance!Say what about meYou're a bit obsceneSoWhat aboutMehooray for tolerance!SayWhat aboutMehooray for tolerance!Say what about meYou're a bit obsceneSoWhat aboutMehooray for tolerance!SayWhat aboutMehooray for tolerance! Edited November 15, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I'm justA pervertFrom theCircusThe light'sBright nowWhen it'sNight outWomenFind ourPerfectHideoutFrom theCrowd nowToo many eyesHave seenThat I'm soDamn goodYou twistFlicking the bean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Star Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) I'm Mr. Sheen I win here and there, winning, winning everywhere. I got HIV on the loose, I'm better than Shila Bouf, where's a toilet, I gotta poop. Edited January 3, 2016 by Death Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) Pappy's back hide your crackNot your drugs but your buttHe'd break in in your homeAnd in your arse your precious arseHide your arse the easy wayIs not to fuss but the hard wayIs just as funSee Pappy was goneAnd my arse grew strongBut now he's back probably fromOn the runAnd isGonna cumIn the bumWith his target setTo wreckMy rectumLike an anal terroristOnly if he likes you Edited January 16, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 There once was a man called Snake-PitHis poems are wonderfully shitIf he got buggered by PappyHe'd need to wear a nappyHis rectum would end up totally split Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Oh shitPappy gotMore West CoastIn the North EastThan I did inEngland, Pappy'sIn New England Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 [quote name="Snake-Pit" post="4077151" timestamp="1452913908Like an anal terroristA suitable description if there ever was one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 He'd erectDirectTo wreckMy rectumPappyTronResidentAnalTerrorism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) It should have beenSo easyMy pathWas plannedBut my pastHas comeBack toComplete meRestoring theExtra ringI have toJump through- The one that's set on fireSee, my twoYear planWas simpleEnroll intoBusiness schoolWhere I'dWork on my companyBut now I have companyOn day three walks inFucking Gangster B'Said Gangster BitchAgainShit, she used to beMy best friendBut now she's my exAlways bugging me in classStill bitterAnd aDiggerDriving meBerserk Not letting meDo my work Oh my GodThere isn't enoughGrass in the worldTo deal with a lassSo crassAlas, my class got harderBut rather a disasterLights a fire in meSaid elect meClass President I'd promote herFake Nikes, boy I'll boy her likeMy airstrike hide the knifeOr it'll beHer life- These pastTwo daysWere headachesStressedI can't get much sleepOh it could have beenSo easyI will only try and help herEven ifI want to kill a bitchI really wantTo get my business planDoneIt's why I'mThere forAnd myClassroomAttendance is what a fuckingStudent loanDepends onI don't give a fuck about aDiva Ghetto 'tudeShe should buyHer ownGoddamn food- That's how far?Twenty minutes awayEach way, BabeDial another numberBitch I am not your slave Edited January 22, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 It's like Yeats, Keats, Byron, Shelley, and Manson, all rolled into one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 arnold met a girl down the blockHe fancied her and gave her a talkThey went out for some wineAnd she asked if he was so kindTo let her suck off his cock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) But arnold was a religious manHe follows God as best he canSo with all of his mightHe put up a great fightAnd read The Bible again Edited January 21, 2016 by arnold layne 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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