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I love kirsty

Yes im thirsty

For that puss-e

Look at me

I can rhyme indefinitely

Cuz im so good at poetry

Hee hee

Old people smell of wee

I like to watch TV

:D

Old people smell like wee

Well I don't see

We'd smell weed

If you smelled me

HA HA

Smelling them smelling

Salts I be selling them

At the ring

Before the count to ten

one for ten or two for

Fifteen

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Why did you push granny off the window ledge?

Cause I'd had enough of the smell of rotting veg

Why did you tell Aunty to fuck off and burn in hell?

Same fucking reason. Couldn't stand the smell.

Old people, old people, losing all their sense

Old people, old people, gaining foul scents

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So if it gets locked he's stuck in here?

*prays for it to get locked* :lol:

Envy.

Is it because I'm from London (greatest city in the country) or because I wear a 30" or 32" waist?? :lol:

Are you that fat Mancunian? - I haven't really learned all this who's who stuff yet, :unsure:

:lol: Sorry Chris, but that's hilarious... No punches pulled.

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You're there whoring







Ignoring every sign

That I'm tryin'

To give

I say screw it

Life is too short so do it

Never have I ever wanted

Your shit


People wanna’ try

To get me wrong

No matter how much I try

To get along

Still sounds sour to me

I've got my life

So why they wanna’

Try it for


I'm there whoring

Ignoring every sense

Got my two cents

I can give

Why I'm trying

Said don't even bother

I'm a brother and a lover

Not a sucker so shut the...


People wanna’ try

To get me wrong

I don’t want to buy

Or get along

So the fact is back off

Jack-off wit’ them

Tactics can’t

Hack this


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Damn you - And me

And everybody too

Damn me - Damn you

And you, and you, and you, and you

The truth will set you free

It is what it is

There is no hidden meaning

You're as deep as my piss

I said like fuck it damn you

I'll be damned you're damned too

Hopefully understand

You

Fuck you - And me

And everybody too

Damn me - Damn you

And you, and you, and you, and you

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So

What about

Me

hooray for tolerance!

Say

What about

Me

hooray for tolerance!

Say what about me

You're a bit obscene

So

What about

Me

hooray for tolerance!

Say

What about

Me

hooray for tolerance!

Say what about me

You're a bit obscene

So

What about

Me

hooray for tolerance!

Say

What about

Me

hooray for tolerance!

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Pappy's back hide your crack

Not your drugs but your butt

He'd break in in your home

And in your arse your precious arse

Hide your arse the easy way

Is not to fuss but the hard way

Is just as fun

See Pappy was gone

And my arse grew strong

But now he's back probably from

On the run

And is

Gonna cum

In the bum

With his target set

To wreck

My rectum

Like an anal terrorist

Only if he likes you

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It should have been
So easy
My path
Was planned
But my past
Has come
Back to
Complete me
Restoring the
Extra ring
I have to
Jump through
- The one that's set on fire
See, my two
Year plan
Was simple
Enroll into
Business school
Where I'd
Work on my company
But now I have company
On day three walks in
Fucking Gangster B'
Said Gangster Bitch
Again
Shit, she used to be
My best friend
But now she's my ex
Always bugging me in class
Still bitter
And a
Digger
Driving me
Berserk
Not letting me
Do my work
Oh my God
There isn't enough
Grass in the world
To deal with a lass
So crass
Alas, my class got harder
But rather a disaster
Lights a fire in me
Said elect me
Class President I'd promote her
Fake Nikes, boy I'll boy her like
My airstrike hide the knife
Or it'll be
Her life
- These past
Two days
Were headaches
Stressed
I can't get much sleep
Oh it could have been
So easy
I will only try and help her
Even if
I want to kill a bitch
I really want
To get my business plan
Done
It's why I'm
There for
And my
Classroom
Attendance is what a fucking
Student loan
Depends on
I don't give a fuck about a
Diva Ghetto 'tude
She should buy
Her own
Goddamn food
- That's how far?
Twenty minutes away
Each way, Babe
Dial another number
Bitch I am not your slave

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