Snake-Pit Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Crazy Bitch Crazy Bitch Crazy Bitch You're just a Crazy Bitch Bitch, please You're just a Crazy Bitch Bitch, please Why don't you take no For an answer Why am I stuck with you Six years so what we're not Married we're not kin or ever been So get out when I say Who are you today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 What's faker than Pam Anderson's tits? @Snake-Pit! Who's always positive and fun? @Gracii Guns! Who's a cunt and a real turd? @Len B'stard! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I jus got an awful mental image of a pooing vagina there that seriously damaged my heterosexuality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 23 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: I jus got an awful mental image of a pooing vagina there that seriously damaged my heterosexuality what the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 55 minutes ago, AslatIE said: what the fuck Cunt, real turd, you set it up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 I'm not fake I'm just Snake Not from Norway Lithium is Where is Lithium Norway may have a place Called Hell But South London is home Damian's a great mum oh well I can't fake this or make this up My posts are like a diary Even if it's lively Woke up Jacked off Played some guitar 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) There's not nearly Enough drugs For me to deal With you I keep myself high On my own even keel So I don't kill you I said There's not nearly Enough drugs For me to deal With you I let you go But you won't go 'til I Overdose Edited May 26, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Jay Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) In my Merlin sleep My words are swords As stone in tones The whistle blows deep If six was Elton The heart of the lion Share with no one If Hendrix was a nine Lamb's bloodline Make a meal outta time Edited May 28, 2016 by Silent Jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I had posted this in another thread, but this thing should be posted here too You are my purple friend, don't let them abuse you again If they try to hit you, then just touch their biceps again Len is a bastard, if he tries to control you, then just put your BBC in him again The world will love you again because you are my purple friend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 It's you I admire It's always been you who I desire It's the two of us who will conspire The curve of your hips so hypnotic, The redness of your full lips so sultry, The lingering caress of your finger tips The way you always set my heart afire Your beautiful smile when you touch me Your soul reacts carefree Your intimate crave is plain to see Your intense sparkling eyes of sapphire This need in you as strong as mine This lust so thick as we entwine This passion seems hard to define This way we yield to our erotic desires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 On 5/26/2016 at 0:04 PM, AslatIE said: Stop Hammer Time! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Jay Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) The cat is in the box only If we look at it If not There's no cat. Edited June 1, 2016 by Silent Jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My Darling My Passion My Victim My Prey My darling my passion my victim my prey My reason for living for living and living each day. You satisfy hunger ease pain in my heart in my heart, You burn passion with in me searching all that we are. My mouth craves to taste you to feel your tender lips. To brush them across me and feel your sweet kiss. I’ll search you I’ll find you in deep dark ways. My Darling My Passion My Victim My Prey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 34 minutes ago, Silent Jay said: The cat is in the box only If we look at it If not There's no cat. To not see the cat doesn't mean the cat can't see the box As long as there's a point view it must be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Jay Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Snake-Pit said: To not see the cat doesn't mean the cat can't see the box As long as there's a point view it must be true The pov is you. a closed area is the bridge between what your eyes see and what they cannot see but you only see what your brain knows, what you know, so how do you trust what you cannot see. Don't leave your doors half open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 As you lay in sensuous repose, Satin surround, nary any clothes. Moonlight bathes your skin in milky light. No wizard could conjure such a sight. I approach in like attire, Eyes filled with passionate fire. I kneel and place my hands upon your hips, Nudging your moist petals to my lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My hand as if by magical design, Presses finger into your puckering behind. You writhe with pleasure, thumb in bung, While thrashing your pink button is my tongue. With rapt intent to orgasm, Your body trembles, an erotic phantasm. When last your sweet nectar flows, Its musky, decadent aroma finds my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 (edited) On 6/1/2016 at 7:38 PM, Silent Jay said: The pov is you. a closed area is the bridge between what your eyes see and what they cannot see but you only see what your brain knows, what you know, so how do you trust what you cannot see. Don't leave your doors half open. I am but one and so are you Don't forget that cat Now you know it's true Say everything is limited To our point of view is Relative to our ever moving Point in space, time A frozen river which we Floweth soeth know it That the cat in the box Just like mister Fox Is seeing what is relative To you me and Mew Edited June 2, 2016 by Snake-Pit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) I am missing 'EU' For all the times We did fight Who will I moan about now Oh I am missing 'EU' Since we have gone Our separate ways Our glory days they have changed And today it ain't the same I am missing 'EU' 'EU' were there When it rained Even sometimes a pain but to who now can I complain I am missing 'EU' No one by my side Isolated with pride I hide I am alone and afraid Now things aren't the same I am missing 'EU' Edited June 30, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Oh Snake-Shit, oh Snake-Tit Thou arse is stuck in my head Therefore I shalt punish you as I see fit I will strike you and pop your arse with lead Oh Lenny, oh Lenny Yer a feckin bastard Yer net feckin fenny Go eat a feckin turd Oh Gracii, oh Gracii You contribute well to MyGNRForum Your positivity drives me crazy My favorite Game of Thrones character is Thorin Oh Pappy, oh Pappy I hope you're okay You've got to stop watching me fapping Something that rhymes with okay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 @AslatIE You know how to keep the mods off your back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 33 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said: @AslatIE You know how to keep the mods off your back. Yes, the bribery is quite effective I'm just hoping for a MyGNR t-shirt with my nick, for 50% off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Yes, the bribery is quite effective I'm just hoping for a MyGNR t-shirt with my nick, for 50% off You've got to write a special love poem for @downzy for that. Make it as Canadian as possible. Think bears, maple leaves and Nickelback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 This following poem is inspired by @downzy Special thanks to @Gracii Guns Eh downzy, eh downzy You're strong as a moose Bears really make me frown, see You're more powerful than Zeus Nickelback's shit, they reek of pee You're so big, I propose a truce Eh downzy, eh downzy You have big muscles If you hit me, I'll say ouchie Please keep me out of troubles I love thee Your biceps are nicer than Russel's (sorry russ) Eh downzy, eh downzy You make my peepee tingle Lots of porn I am browsing No wonder why I'm single If we go on a date, I'll buy ye a Hot Wing Please take me, don't let me mingle 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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