Powerage5 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, AslatIE said: This following poem is inspired by @downzy Special thanks to @Gracii Guns Eh downzy, eh downzy You're strong as a moose Bears really make me frown, see You're more powerful than Zeus Nickelback's shit, they reek of pee You're so big, I propose a truce Eh downzy, eh downzy You have big muscles If you hit me, I'll say ouchie Please keep me out of troubles I love thee Your biceps are nicer than Russel's (sorry russ) Eh downzy, eh downzy You make my peepee tingle Lots of porn I am browsing No wonder why I'm single If we go on a date, I'll buy ye a Hot Wing Please take me, don't let me mingle 6/10. Needs more apologizing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Powerage5 said: 6/10. Needs more apologizing. I'm sorry for you Not sorry for me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 On 7/3/2016 at 8:44 AM, AslatIE said: Oh Snake-Shit, oh Snake-Tit Thou arse is stuck in my head Therefore I shalt punish you as I see fit I will strike you and pop your arse with lead I'm Snake-Pit The twit who posted My arse on Instagram and tagged it I'm dope smoking my dope I wonder who today don't know How to score Some dope I jest I pest and the best way To shut me up is to like my stuff Trust Watch all the likes go up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 On 7/3/2016 at 9:47 PM, Gracii Guns said: You've got to write a special love poem for @downzy for that. Make it as Canadian as possible. Think bears, maple leaves and Nickelback. There be bears there In the woods With maple trees Or evergreens The cold The north Québec The Queen In Canada eh They're proud Clean and even when They riot seem quite well behaved I don't know I've never been "yet".. Flew over it a couple of times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Ummm.... I really don't know what to say... Words utterly failed me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 41 minutes ago, downzy said: Ummm.... I really don't know what to say... Words utterly failed me. No need for words, a free MyGNR t-shirt is enough 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 (edited) The mods of the forum Moddess Graci Mod Powerrage Can I be a demi-Mod? I'd bribe higher than AslantIE But if you refuse me That's okay I'm Snake-Pit Each day Edited July 6, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 (edited) Pappy Tron's gone offline Too afraid to announce he's in Tulse Hill Because it's too near mine But if that's the case then I'm glad I don't need a can a mace to stop Pappy from chasing my arse All through the night I don't know Haven't seen Pappy Tron on in time Edited July 6, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 (edited) "And when our cubs grow We'd show you what war is good for" - One Day As A Lion The world is in a handbasket My God who planned it Think what about the planet Biased state media and the weapons They have planted don't let 'em take What is took for granted Put a bomb on somebody's house The White House housed a criminal So called Islamic State ISIS Alert the State Department - gotta crises now Edited July 18, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Have you ever Noticed this That Nesquik looks Like little rabbit shits Plus y'know They're sold Got a little rabbit On that box 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Maybe life's not full of angry bitches Maybe it is The hardest part Is to have a heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 How come I don't understand a single word of Snakepits regular posts, but I totally get the poetry?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 If you don't like What I say When I don't Give a fuck We arm Ourselves up Set to Self destruct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Ripped off from a singing dinosaur - When You're Big; Land Before Time III (1995) ... Loosely based on that song..; When you're Pissed You can do All the Things you Want to do All the rules that Others make They don't apply To you Oooh ah The things that You can do When you Are pissed *Okay, I notice two things, 1; I actually didn't write anything at all, and 2; I know the words. *Probably. Hmm.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 (edited) On 1/7/2014 at 6:30 AM, GivenToFly said: That's a haiku! haikus are the best! since i don't know you all that well this is about my cat Lovely ball of fluff. Black fur and the greenest eyes with the sharpest teeth. here's one for my dog: Sleeping he dreams, he twitches, growls, he is Chasing wild rabbits. and me: Useless in the heat I try to make it outside to swim. Am i there? i love writing horrible poetry... and haikus especially! Edited July 30, 2016 by AxlsFavoriteRose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 My haiku about marijuana: The only danger With cannabis is getting Caught with it on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Snake pit is a tit Don't give him more shit He smokes weed in the barn He doesn't have any charm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Slash787 said: Snake pit is a tit Don't give him more shit He smokes weed in the barn He doesn't have any charm Building my My barn In Soho Ain't nobody Gonna see me now My headcase Is like a staircase It goes up and down Edited July 31, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Snake-Pit said: Building my My barn In Soho Ain't nobody Gonna see me Now, my headcase is like A staircase that goes Up and down Your barn is in Soho But do you even play Polo You are not Han Solo Just go out and eat some Momo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Just now, Snake-Pit said: The only thing about Polos is They come in a tube likes Rolos kid If I you ever catch me on horse back A force that broke Christopher Reeve's back Than I know that am not on that off my track Take a polo shirt back not my style And all the while fuckers think I'm vile So c'mon Snake-Pit fore you're on trial tonight Don't be a homo Just take it slow-mo Go out at night Party like wolf You need cash But you don't have any Getting chicks for free But only in your dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Slash787 said: Your barn is in Soho But do you even play Polo You are not Han Solo Just go out and eat some Momo's. Fuck you That poem was so bad It gave me cancer Like a pissy little kid Wit' E' numbers Not giving a shit Or a pissy little man Smoking crack from a coke can That's about As much sense As your shit Makes to me Edited July 31, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snake-Pit said: Fuck you That poem was so bad It gave me cancer Like a pissy little kid With E' numbers Not giving a shit Or a pissy little man Smoking crack from a coke can Don't drink coke it will make you fat you already lost your hair why you want to be fat Fuck you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Slash787 said: Don't drink coke it will make you fat you already lost your hair why you want to be fat Fuck you too It'll make you Lose your teeth Drink and consume E' numbers then Getting rude to me I'd get rude too G' Upside your head With ma' hand on This Cherry B' Think you Could smile When I make Your gums bleed I said "Fuck you!" Like I smoke my weed Edited July 31, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 21 hours ago, Snake-Pit said: My headcase Is like a staircase It goes up and down Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 If you wanna have a laugh look at len's avatar oh you lenny, you're so daft yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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