Facekicker Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 This one is for Mygnr's favourite Norwegian muscle man - LithiumDown this road, in a gym far away,a young man named Lithium was heard to say,"no matter what i do, my legs won't grow"he tried leg extensions, leg curls, and the leg presses too, trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do...from the corner of the gym where the big men train,through a cloud of chalk and the midst of painwhere the noise is made with big forty fives,a deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees.a very big man called Facekicker with legs like trees.laughing as he snatched another plate from the stackchalking his hands and monstrous back,said, "boy, stop lyin, don't say you've forgotten,the trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Inb4 lock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gia Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Lithium Sexy man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted October 18, 2013 Author Share Posted October 18, 2013 Lithium Sexy manFacekicker taught Lithium everything he knows. Facekicker is very proud of Lithium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Lithium Sexy manHag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gia Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Lithium Sexy manHag.Don't be jealous Pappy... I'll take Lithium from you no more sailor suit for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted October 18, 2013 Author Share Posted October 18, 2013 There once was a man named PappytronWho made a habit of walking about town with a nappy onThe locals thought he was a loonyBut he simply declared "You can't fool me""There isn't a decent toilet in this town that I'll shat upon!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 There once was a man named Tronwhose cock was incredibly longHis magnificent girthCaused much merriment and mirthBut Gia still needed something even larger to fill her giant snatch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gia Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 There once was a man named Tronwhose cock was incredibly longHis magnificent girthCaused much merriment and mirthBut Gia still needed something even larger to fill her giant snatch :rofl-lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 There was once a poster called Black SabbathWe all think he's a faggithI got nothing else (Black Sabbath i'm joking ily) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted October 18, 2013 Author Share Posted October 18, 2013 There once was a poster named wfuckingaWhose named was incredibly hard to sayFuck thisBacon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 There is this guy named FacekickerWho posts on MyGNRhis posts are the best, fuck all the restI nominate you for Mod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 If roses are Redhead74N' Guns are Gracii's greyThen Snake-Pit is bakedEvery single day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gia Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Facekicker is his namebrings the mods to shamekicking faces left and righthero by day and lover by nightFacekicker, there is no one like youand no one likes you, like I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 This one is for Mygnr's favourite Norwegian muscle man - LithiumDown this road, in a gym far away,a young man named Lithium was heard to say,"no matter what i do, my legs won't grow"he tried leg extensions, leg curls, and the leg presses too, trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do...from the corner of the gym where the big men train,through a cloud of chalk and the midst of painwhere the noise is made with big forty fives,a deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees.a very big man called Facekicker with legs like trees.laughing as he snatched another plate from the stackchalking his hands and monstrous back,said, "boy, stop lyin, don't say you've forgotten,the trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'.You're still struggling with the originality, I see. I've read that before on the Misc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted October 18, 2013 Author Share Posted October 18, 2013 Do you even misc Brah? Facekicker posted it just for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Okay then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 A poetry threadMiser isn't the OP Best there's ever been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) Wee Jimmy KrankieFive feet of pure Scottish sextongue-punching my ring Edited October 19, 2013 by PappyTron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 I wrote a few poems, though I'm not very good at rhyming, so it kind of has a comedy tail off at the end...sorry.There once was a chap called LenWho could smoke a packet of tenHe decided to quitAt which he was quite shitAnd is now lighting up once again. There was a young Scot called GraemeGuns songs, he could play 'emHe's now a star of YouTubeImpressing the mygnr noobsWhilst championing the cause for Scottish independence. There once was a redhead called KimWho chanced upon a whimFrom the Netherlands she'd goTo Australia to sewNow she designs bridal gowns and walks her puppy on the beach. There was a young chap from Hull,Whose life was moderately dull,He found him a wifeFor the rest of his lifeAnd now she has to look at his Guns N' Roses tattoo every day. There was a young chap called Deeds,Who had never been to Leeds,Grace says he's missing out,On some proper Yorkshire stout,Because everyone knows Americans make rubbish beer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 There once was an Italian called Miser,Who got older, but none the wiser,His girlfriend had slime,In her vagineAnd that all ended terribly anyway.There once was a lass called P4AWho worked in insurance by dayAt night she would postComments in Anything GoesAnd has continued to be one of the longest-serving contributors to the biggest Guns N' Roses forum on the Internet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) There once was a Yank called McCoy,Country music, he would enjoy,He looks like Jon Bon,Taking selfies upon...The chance of finding a girlfriend on eharmony. There once was a chap called Amir,Whose cooking would make you fear,Going near recipe books,As your food wouldn't look,Like it was made in a Michelin starred restaurant.Just as a NB guys, I'm not looking to offend anybody, so I hope they don't upset anyone, and they you are flattered that I wrote poetry about you. Edited October 19, 2013 by Gracii Guns 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) There was a young man named Sandy,Who was terribly dandy,From London, the gent,To study English, he went,And that's why he can probably write a better Limerick than this. There was a chap called Marc,Who spent his youth in the dark......rooms of LA,Developing photos to make his pay,And now has published an awesome book which any self-respecting Guns fan should purchase. Ok, it's gone 2am, I'm out of poetry now. I hope that I've not lost many friends in the process. Night! Edited October 19, 2013 by Gracii Guns 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Graeme Posted October 19, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2013 When Guns an Roses come aff the roadAn there's naething ilk tae talk abootWhit gangs oan in Onything GoesWill aye continue, hae nae doutsMaist fowk wha come here for the bandWill find that news, we aften lackUnless they're touring in your landIt's aw aboot staying for the craicWhaur else upon the warld wide webCan ane find sic variety?Twe'ty threids by an Inglisman addled wi herbAnd a hunner debating pietySae mony lads who cannae find a lassFor Arnie, the gemme's a bogeyMuckle discussions of political classBy Downzy, shades and GrogheyRedhead likes claesRatbrain is crazedSome posters are just downright DazedSex thread erasThings get queererWhen Pappy is a' comin' nearerLen rambles oan wi' screeds o' textMcCoy fights daily tae get sexedWell made up for by Gia and LithHe maks her fanny foam tae pithRita provides "alternative" newsLeavin' maist o' us right sair confusedRandy speaks in rhetoricvelvetgirl possessed a dickARQ taks wee animals apairtGlow coaches a' the lonely hairtsDieselDaisy complains aboot Ingland a' the timeGrace lifts oor spirits and keeps us in lineSo if ye're a lurker, hiding behindAnd tae post, you are inclinedThen jin the dysfunction, ignore the bandOr get oot noo, while ye still can! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 There once was an Italian called Miser,Who got older, but none the wiser,His girlfriend had slime,In her vagineAnd that all ended terribly anyway. :rofl-lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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