Snake-Pit Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 When I amdisinterestedWhy won'tit get restedI think that you'reout of touchAnd damn well out ofline now, you cuntHelps the rhyme, keeps the meter going I could do freestyleMake me run a mileYa cunt!Smokin' that fat bluntLet's be blunt the gunnersAren't gonna win for shitGet a tattoo of ChelseaAcross my titsFuckin sorted your lot out half an hour ago though didnt they you fuckin' South London wanker Just being in the Premiership is a victory for Crystal Palace.. Like a slag thats just grateful for the shaggin' eh? What? No !I honestly wondered sort of what diversion they were in, and I was in South Norwood literally around the corner from Selhurst Park/flood lights visible from that road/the works... and I saw the result on Sky News... and I was just thinking 'Oh, that's what Len meant & cool! We're/they're in the Premiership :D' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 (edited) When I amdisinterestedWhy won'tit get restedI think that you'reout of touchAnd damn well out ofline now, you cuntHelps the rhyme, keeps the meter going I could do freestyleMake me run a mileYa cunt!Smokin' that fat bluntLet's be blunt the gunnersAren't gonna win for shitGet a tattoo of ChelseaAcross my titsFuckin sorted your lot out half an hour ago though didnt they you fuckin' South London wanker Just being in the Premiership is a victory for Crystal Palace.. Like a slag thats just grateful for the shaggin' eh? What? No !I honestly wondered sort of what diversion they were in, and I was in South Norwood literally around the corner from Selhurst Park/flood lights visible from that road/the works... and I saw the result on Sky News... and I was just thinking 'Oh, that's what Len meant & cool! We're/they're in the Premiership :D'We were talking about it (their promotion) last season you no memory havin' motherfucker Don't recall that conversation at all? What did you think I was talking about? You just basically did the online equivalent of nodding politely, didn't you? Edited August 16, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 When I amdisinterestedWhy won'tit get restedI think that you'reout of touchAnd damn well out ofline now, you cuntHelps the rhyme, keeps the meter going I could do freestyleMake me run a mileYa cunt!Smokin' that fat bluntLet's be blunt the gunnersAren't gonna win for shitGet a tattoo of ChelseaAcross my titsFuckin sorted your lot out half an hour ago though didnt they you fuckin' South London wanker Just being in the Premiership is a victory for Crystal Palace.. Like a slag thats just grateful for the shaggin' eh? What? No !I honestly wondered sort of what diversion they were in, and I was in South Norwood literally around the corner from Selhurst Park/flood lights visible from that road/the works... and I saw the result on Sky News... and I was just thinking 'Oh, that's what Len meant & cool! We're/they're in the Premiership :D'We were talking about it (their promotion) last season you no memory havin' motherfucker Don't recall that conversation at all? What did you think I was talking about? You just basically did the online equivalent of nodding politely, didn't you? "YOU NO MEMORY HAVIN' MOTHERFUCKER" !...IDK, I was too busy doggin' in Soho to know what was going on, I knew they were promoted a couple of years back, for the 1st time in what seemed like for ages, but, until you just said, I didn't even know they were knocked out to be promoted again this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 (edited) When I amdisinterestedWhy won'tit get restedI think that you'reout of touchAnd damn well out ofline now, you cuntHelps the rhyme, keeps the meter going I could do freestyleMake me run a mileYa cunt!Smokin' that fat bluntLet's be blunt the gunnersAren't gonna win for shitGet a tattoo of ChelseaAcross my titsFuckin sorted your lot out half an hour ago though didnt they you fuckin' South London wanker Just being in the Premiership is a victory for Crystal Palace.. Like a slag thats just grateful for the shaggin' eh? What? No !I honestly wondered sort of what diversion they were in, and I was in South Norwood literally around the corner from Selhurst Park/flood lights visible from that road/the works... and I saw the result on Sky News... and I was just thinking 'Oh, that's what Len meant & cool! We're/they're in the Premiership :D'We were talking about it (their promotion) last season you no memory havin' motherfucker Don't recall that conversation at all? What did you think I was talking about? You just basically did the online equivalent of nodding politely, didn't you? "YOU NO MEMORY HAVIN' MOTHERFUCKER" !...IDK, I was too busy doggin' in Soho to know what was going on, I knew they were promoted a couple of years back, for the 1st time in what seemed like for ages, but, until you just said, I didn't even know they were knocked out to be promoted again this year.They weren't knocked out to be promoted again, i just told you they were promoted last season, how could they be promoted knocked out then back again within two seasons?!? Christ, it's like pulling teeth! Edited August 16, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 (edited) If the devil lies to meTell me who do you believeMan wrote the book and now I seeDisease oh why can't we be freeYou know it's all about the greedKeep my weed oh yeahIt might bleed too muchBut Honey it's what I need Edited August 18, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 She's sitting hereTelling me, take me! Take me!Willing to give her entire bodyFor my eyes to seeBut my heart dosen't sayShould I hurt herOr save herBy sending her away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) Life is fun nowSo fucking fun nowIt goes on and on and on and onOn and on and on and on and onLife is work nowA lot of work nowIt allGoes on and onbut that's just where I'm fromIn life'Having hot biryani without riceHopin' potatoes'll save us Edited August 18, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Grab life by the ballsAnd things'll turn out grandOr you might just be a loserWith a nutsack in your hand 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I will fuck up stuck up neek boys blacker than me but not darker than me they try it I try them harder saying say nuttin when I tell them not to look, Must have surprised him when the hooray for tolerance! never got me shookSome black boy tried stepping to me at Thornton Heath Train Station getting rude to me the other night, and I'm still vexed about it... Is it because I'm white in Thornton Heath? Fuck him. I stood my ground and told him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 (edited) Tough but fairDon't suffer foolsYou're all bald nowI can see your scalpTough but fairLife is unfairCompare what youCan makeI've told a panhandlerTo go get a jobTough but fairI did not fuck your mother noI did not fuck your motherYeah!I don't owe you oneGod damned thing! Edited August 24, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Without warThere is no treatyTreaty!Treaty!Treaty!Treaty!Without warThere is no treatyWithout warThere is no treatyTreaty!Treaty!Treaty!Treaty!"Without warThere is no treaty""Peace"------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------When they're stressing testing vexing youGo wish wish wish and they won't get to youWish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wisssshhhhWish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wisssshhhhWish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wisssshhhhWish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wisssshhhh Edited August 28, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) If 'dam be damnedThen 'dam be doomedI love it so muchI wish I was DutchYeah...(Was writing and reciting that to myself on holiday in Amsterdam). Edited September 14, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 That continentLooks likeYou can walk itAnd that campHas a lifeIt wants to go my wayTo the rockWatch the dogs patrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) Flocking floggingSoftening meYou are a shephardBabeI can be your sheepI like how you like toStay in touchLike a lost sheepFrom the flockTo make you feelThat you mustIt's been awhile nowBabeI just adjustTo your brandAnd to your trustEvery timeI go to sleepIn my mind is where I keepAs my phone starts to beepAnd then you like to ringJust to see where I've been Edited September 17, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Dead longer than you're aliveYou only live once and then you got toSurvive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 'You are a shepherd babe, i can be your sheep' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) We are people when my teethFeel like fangs I am man andMy nails extendTo reveal these clawsI don't need that griefSaid I'm in Thornton HeathI don't needYour lawsI am mankind BabyWarts and allFaults that stallI four wall each flaw... Edited September 27, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I used this thread tonight on my iPhone.I went with my sister to this LGBT event, mostly ebony lesbians, for real, but that's just the circles I roll in.Took my guitar, found out it was poetry... So I decided tonight, I'd put down my guitar (1960's Framus Hollywood Feline Guitars Custom Shop 1 of a kind custom order) and got stuff off my chest.I copied 2 recent poems from this thread and added in 8 lines and performed this tonight;We are people, when my teeth feellike fangs I am man anMy nails extend to reveal theseclaws I don't need that griefSaid I'm in Thornton Heath I don'tneed your lawsI am mankind - BabyWarts and allFaults that stallI four wall each flawIf theDevilLies to meTell meWho do youBelieveMan wrote the bookand now I see diseaseoh why can't we be free?It's all about the greedKeep my weedIt might bleed too muchBut HoneyIt's what IneedL gB tdoesn't includemeI am straightI don't hateI am justMe -was reading it off of notes on my phone @ Tipsy on Stoke Newington Road in Dalston(I shouldn't have gone out on a work night but I had fun). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) I saidI can’t be botheredI used to be botheredI can’t be botheredAnymoreNo And when youTook moreThan aPossessionThis obsessionOf mine Edited October 9, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I saidI can’t be botheredI used to be botheredI can’t be botheredAnymoreNo And when youTook moreThan aPossessionThis obsessionOf mine Yeah I reallyLet ya get me‘til ya got meBegging friendsDown onMy knees Said youAlreadyLeft meAnd I can’ForgetWhat wasTaken from me I saidI can’t be botheredI used to be botheredI can’t be botheredAnymoreNoI can’t be botheredI used to be botheredI saidI can’t be botheredAnymoreNo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred_carston Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 This thread is just basically like quarantine for Snakes eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 So if it gets locked he's stuck in here?*prays for it to get locked* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) So if it gets locked he's stuck in here?*prays for it to get locked* Envy.Is it because I'm from London (greatest city in the country) or because I wear a 30" or 32" waist?? Are you that fat Mancunian? - I haven't really learned all this who's who stuff yet, Edited October 10, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) Nah, its your peerless literary talent Edited October 10, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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