2014 Death Pool Draft

[Axl_morris]

This is a fucking morbid concept, no thanks.

Then why comment?

[Guest NGOG]

This is a fucking morbid concept, no thanks.

Then why comment?

Because I can?

[Axl_morris]

This is a fucking morbid concept, no thanks.

Then why comment?

Because I can?

I bet you were a difficult child to raise.

[Guest NGOG]

This is a fucking morbid concept, no thanks.

Then why comment?

Because I can?

I bet you were a difficult child to raise.

I'm glad that my parents instilled a sense of morality which teaches me not to bet on people's lives.

[wfuckinga]

If you chose Peter O'Toole (RIP), pick someone else

[Chris1989]

This is a fucking morbid concept, no thanks.

Then why comment?

Because I can?

I bet you were a difficult child to raise.

I'm glad that my parents instilled a sense of morality which teaches me not to bet on people's lives.

On MyGNR it's tradition, plus we kinda HAVE to do this - the Dead Pool is the basis for Dirty Harry 5, which starred Guns N Roses... it's all a big link!

[Lithium]

If you chose Peter O'Toole (RIP), pick someone else

That's a drag. RIP.

[luciusfunk]

1. Brian May
2. Bush 41
3. Jimmy Carter
4. Mae Young
5. Jake Roberts
6. Ric Flair
7. Michael Douglas
8. Kim Jong Un
9. Morgan Freeman
10. George Lucas

Edited January 15, 2014 by Powerage5

[Guest Len B'stard]

Mick Jagger will out live us all.

[Powerage5]

Mick Jagger will out live us all.

As will Keef.

[Lithium]

I'm glad to see we have so many participants this year.

[Facekicker]

Ian Watkins

First on my list. I'll add to it in the coming days.

[Johnny Drama]

This is a fucking morbid concept, no thanks.

This. I say it every year. You people are sick.

Ian Watkins

First on my list. I'll add to it in the coming days.

Except this. We'd all love it.

[Use Your Delusion 1]

okay lets see

1. Prince Phillip

2. Bobby Charlton

3. Mohamed Ali

4. Bob Dylan

5. George Bush Snr

6. Jimmy Carter

7. Fidel Castro

8. El Assad (Syrian Prez)

9. Hamid Karzai

10. Bill Cosby

[Powerage5]

I plan to defend my 2013 title.

Work in progress:

1. Stephen Hawking

2. Muhammad Ali

3. Rob Ford

4. Queen Elizabeth II

5. BB King

Couple of additions to my list. Obviously still a work in progress.

[Orsys]

John McVie

Valerie Harper

Tommy Chong

Muhammad Ali

Charlie Sheen

George HW Bush

Jerry Lewis

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Kirk Douglas

Bob Barker

[Broskirose]

Tito Spanican

[Powerage5]

I have no intentions of putting Zsa Zsa Gabor on my list.

[Georgy Zhukov]

I have no intentions of putting Zsa Zsa Gabor on my list.

I'd consider Bob Hoskins before her.

[pestilence]

i wonder if the price of a hitman is worth all the recognition i'll recieive

[Broskirose]

If it's found out that you are in any way responsible for a death, you are given a minimum of a 5 year suspension from the MyGNR Death Pool. Depending on the severity of the involvement, additional years can be added on, almost always in 5 year increments.

The process is overseen by a panel made up of former Death Pool winners active at the time of the infraction, along with 3 MyGNR Staff Members randomly selected.

In order to ensure absolutey random selections, each staff member is assigned a number 1 - 10. Then, the poster ranked 8th in the Top 20 Posters at exactly 11:59 PM on the day in which the selections begin (which is always kept from the general public) is picked and their posting data from a week earlier is displayed. The last three posts they made on the day in question are examined. The last digit of the timestamp in which those posts are made, determines the numbers which correspond to the staff members. If there are less than 10 staff members at the time, and a number is picked which doesn't apply, then they check the fourth last post and so on until a suitable number is found. If there are more than 10, then some staff may share the same number. If this is the case, and their numbers match a time stamp, the matter is settled via a game of Rock-paper-scissors on Skype.

All decisions made by this panel must be unanimous. However, if a decision cannot be reached within 74 hours, 9 minutes and 44 seconds from the start of the initial contact between them, a third party is brought in for fresh perspective. This process is usually less formal and can be anyone that the panel agrees upon, provided that they have no personal ties to the poster who committed the infraction. If a decision can still not be reached, the majority rules. If the votes are equal and there is no clear decision, they can not add any additional time to the suspension.

Edited December 18, 2013 by Broskirose

[Lithium]

I have no intentions of putting Zsa Zsa Gabor on my list.

I've had that old bat on my list every year since we first started out, I think, and she still hasn't checked out. A quick look on her Wiki page says that she was born in the Austro-Hungarian Empire FFS

[wasted]

1. Zsa Zsa Gabor

2. Prince Philip

3. Ariel Sharon

4. Kirk Douglas

5. Ali

6. Billy Graham

7. Denis Norden

8. Ian Brady

9. Bush Sr.

10. Lindsay Lohan

Edited January 11, 2014 by Powerage5

[Georgy Zhukov]

I have no intentions of putting Zsa Zsa Gabor on my list.

I've had that old bat on my list every year since we first started out, I think, and she still hasn't checked out. A quick look on her Wiki page says that she was born in the Austro-Hungarian Empire FFS

You should have done Otto Von Hapsburg. There should be another one left.

[Orsys]

I have no intentions of putting Zsa Zsa Gabor on my list.

I believe she lives just to spite the death pools.