wasted Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I've seen people eat them with a knife n fork.Dos and don'ts?I use my hands in Mortons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Hands of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 So why the knife n fork thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 It's ridiculous. No one should eat a burger with a knife and fork. If that is what you plan on doing, eat something else or leave.Same thing goes for pizza. Shit just isn't right. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Hands!Although i sometimes eat pizza with a knife and fork 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonegunner Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 It's ridiculous. No one should eat a burger with a knife and fork. If that is what you plan on doing, eat something else or leave.Same thing goes for pizza. Shit just isn't right.this x100000 I've seen someone eat pizza out of a paper bag with a fork... now that was fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 It's ridiculous. No one should eat a burger with a knife and fork. If that is what you plan on doing, eat something else or leave.Same thing goes for pizza. Shit just isn't right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattElias Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 (edited) I think the same about hamburgers, but don't agree with the "not eating pizza with fork". I eat pizza with fork, it's quite easier to do it.Edit: Fork and Knife! Edited January 22, 2014 by MattElias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 (edited) if you eat a hamburger or pizza with a knife and fork you are a giant hooray for tolerance! Edited January 22, 2014 by bran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 So under no conditions do I have to eat with a knife and fork? What about special occasions? like a wedding or something, business meetings?It's like when they present the burger with the top off and a knife and fork, it's like suggesting. But I just put the top on and crush it down no matter how many extra topping there are and a ram it in my mouth like well I can't say that now can I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 If you eat the burger with a knife and fork you are indeed, a giant hooray for tolorenceBut, honestly, sometimes you just have to eat pizza like that. Especially Chicago pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 (edited) So under no conditions do I have to eat with a knife and fork? What about special occasions? like a wedding or something, business meetings? It's like when they present the burger with the top off and a knife and fork, it's like suggesting. But I just put the top on and crush it down no matter how many extra topping there are and a ram it in my mouth like well I can't say that now can I.maybe in a special occasion like you mentioned where you have to be respectable(but we know deep inside you are dying a little ) Edited January 22, 2014 by bran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 It's ridiculous. No one should eat a burger with a knife and fork. If that is what you plan on doing, eat something else or leave.Same thing goes for pizza. Shit just isn't right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 (edited) Normally I'd agree 100% with the "hooray for tolerance!" consensus however a recent encounter with a deep fried mac and cheese burger has changed my thinking on the matter to an extent. Edited January 22, 2014 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wasted Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 adding mac n cheese makes it a dilemma. is it a burger or a pasta dish? maybe eat the burger with one hand while spooning in mac n cheese between bites. with burger and spoon in hand we will change dining forever. unless the mac n cheese is welded so tightly into the burger that it just hemorrhages logic and you have a stroke right there at the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 adding mac n cheese makes it a dilemma. is it a burger or a pasta dish? maybe eat the burger with one hand while spooning in mac n cheese between bites. with burger and spoon in hand we will change dining forever. unless the mac n cheese is welded so tightly into the burger that it just hemorrhages logic and you have a stroke right there at the table.Well if you look closely at the photo I posted you'll see that the "bun" isn't really a bun but rather two huge slabs of deep fried mac and cheese with the burger in the middle. Can't pick the thing up without getting third degree burns and making a right fucking mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 (edited) Well if you look closely at the photo I posted you'll see that the "bun" isn't really a bun but rather two huge slabs of deep fried mac and cheese with the burger in the middle. Can't pick the thing up without getting third degree burns and making a right fucking mess. no pain no gain plus looking at the burger it had to be in the US right? Edited January 22, 2014 by bran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Well if you look closely at the photo I posted you'll see that the "bun" isn't really a bun but rather two huge slabs of deep fried mac and cheese with the burger in the middle. Can't pick the thing up without getting third degree burns and making a right fucking mess. no pain no gain plus looking at the burger it had to be in the US right? Manchester, United Kingdom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Well if you look closely at the photo I posted you'll see that the "bun" isn't really a bun but rather two huge slabs of deep fried mac and cheese with the burger in the middle. Can't pick the thing up without getting third degree burns and making a right fucking mess. no pain no gain plus looking at the burger it had to be in the US right? Manchester, United Kingdom! damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 adding mac n cheese makes it a dilemma. is it a burger or a pasta dish? maybe eat the burger with one hand while spooning in mac n cheese between bites. with burger and spoon in hand we will change dining forever. unless the mac n cheese is welded so tightly into the burger that it just hemorrhages logic and you have a stroke right there at the table.Well if you look closely at the photo I posted you'll see that the "bun" isn't really a bun but rather two huge slabs of deep fried mac and cheese with the burger in the middle. Can't pick the thing up without getting third degree burns and making a right fucking mess. use that giant stick or just put your face in it and get nasty.Well if you look closely at the photo I posted you'll see that the "bun" isn't really a bun but rather two huge slabs of deep fried mac and cheese with the burger in the middle. Can't pick the thing up without getting third degree burns and making a right fucking mess. no pain no gain plus looking at the burger it had to be in the US right? Manchester, United Kingdom! damn the batter has been made with boddingtons and chili powder although i'm not sure thats batter it looks like some sort of oil usually used at local massage parlors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Hands. No excuses for a knife and fork. Pizza too. Fucking hipsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 (edited) A spoon, of course.Hands, although I have been served burgers so huge I did go the K&F. Edited January 22, 2014 by DR DOOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxocubeingravy Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I use the knife and fork when the burger is so stacked I can neither a) pick it up without falling into slop, or b) fit it in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Hands if it's in a bun, but more often than not I get mine without, so knife and fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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