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Truly Despised, we are gathered here today in the radioactive semen-killing glare of our monitors and under the watchful eye of the CIA and assorted agents of control to celebrate Lithium, a smashing lad if ever there was one.

His story begins in Oslos fair city, Lithium was a quiet lad, who enjoyed the company of his strong willed, big boned and domineering mother Thora and her husband Fredrich who worked as an engineer designing climbing frames for childrens playgrounds. As a young child he was shy and introverted and forwent the usual activities of the young children of Norway in favour of skippy merrily through the fields and over the hills with nought but his trusty Labrador, Hasso for companionship.

One day, as they were bounding joyously across the fields there was all of a sudden a low rumble of impending thunder, clouds gathered, the heavens parted and some Norse God or another reached down with an enormous silver arm the size of a skyscraper and handed down an enormous dumbell with the words 'IN THIS LIES THE MEANING OF ALL LIFE! TAKE IT HOME AND THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT SHALL BE REVEALED TO THEE!'

Young Lithium and Hasso were understandably shaken up by this strange epiphanous occurrence and wondered whether or not they should follow the instructions of this otherworldly apparition. After a moments conference with Hasso (yes, the dog spoke English!) Lithium decided that he should follow the words of the apparition but oh no, alas, alack, Lithium, poor quivering waif of a child that he was, could not lift this heavenly dumbbell, strain and strain though he did.

Until suddenly, it all became clear. He would train. YES! He would train and train and train and train and some day, maybe not tommorow, maybe not next week but some day he would return to this calm tranquil Norwegian meadow in all his Herculean splendour and haul this token of the heavens aloft and homeward, that he too may drinketh from the cup of enlightenment and walk amongst Gods!!

But until then, lets celebrate his 20,000th post on an internet forum, thankieee, love you, byeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Happy 20,000th post you roided up, giant hooray for tolerance!, penguin looking motherfucker.

EDIT: The fuck you silly bastard Lenny he's got like 120 posts left. :lol:

Yeah but you're meant to do the cunting thing in advance aren't you, it's no good getting up 2 minutes before the bus leaves is it? :lol: And anyway, it's 20 something, not 120, what kind of an accountant are you? Acuntant more like! :lol:

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Ugh, y'try to join in, you try to do a service to the forum (eh? :lol:), you try to tear aside the stifling veil of cynicism and apathy and what do you get in return? A load of flamin' verbal, thats what you get! :lol: Everyone else does it, why am I always the cunt? :lol:

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In the sequel you go back as a man except Gypsies have taken the dumbbell and you go out lookin' for em heavily armed and extremely annoyed.

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20k, bitches.

Yeah, but it took you longer than 8 years.

Based on wfuckinga's posting pace of 21.54 per day, he'll blow by 20K on February 7, 2016 ... more than 5 1/2 years faster than you.

:P

Quality > quantity hooray for tolerance!

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I guess I'm the only one who feels compelled to use gifs in Lithium's thread. :P

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