PappyTron Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I am VERY familiar with Rik Mayall and Bottom (no jokes please, I'm English)."Happy Birthday to Ritchie, love all the lads on the Ark Royal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I am VERY familiar with Rik Mayall and Bottom (no jokes please, I'm English)."Happy Birthday to Ritchie, love all the lads on the Ark Royal" They never forget an old servicemanBy service man i suppose you mean the time you got arrested pretending to be the captain...just to impress Ethel CardewYeah, it worked!No it didn't, she got off with the arresting officer!Yeah, it worked for him!Sheer fucking comedy genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NGOG Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 A good walk is honestly one of life's greatest treasures! Clears your head of all bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I do a great impression of Ritchie doing his impression of Rigsby from Rising Damp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 The one that clears a room you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Yeah."Quiet everybody... OH, MISS JONES!!! MISS JONES!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Cannonball Taffy O Jones is hands down the greatest character name ever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Len B'stard Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) SLEEP ON THE SOFA, ON MY HONEYMOON?!?!?! MY MOTHER WARNED ME ABOUT YOU, YOU BASTARD!!! JUST CUZ IM A BIRD DOESN'T MEAN IM NOT HANDY WTH ME DUKES!!! Edited March 29, 2014 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I love Bottom - hilarious every second of every show. I particularly like when they batter the hell out of the gas man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Bollocks, you killed him, he was dead before he hit the floor! Weird, i was just watching: Although this thread sort of led me there so it's not weird at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Not sure what happened to this thread so, yes, coffee... not my cup of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 Let's hope not because coffee isn't tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThinkAboutYou Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Can't stand strong coffee and I hate coffee without milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 What's a nice light roast coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I have two coffees each day. One in the morning: a Nespresso capsule (the dark green ones) which is really delicious, followed by a cafe latte with two sugars at about 10am. If I'm really tired I might have another at lunchtime, but otherwise I'm fine for the rest of the day. I drink wine in the afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tater Totts Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I have two coffees each day. One in the morning: a Nespresso capsule (the dark green ones) which is really delicious, followed by a cafe latte with two sugars at about 10am. If I'm really tired I might have another at lunchtime, but otherwise I'm fine for the rest of the day. I drink wine in the afternoon. Love me some Nespresso, love having one with breakfast on weekends which is usually freshly made brioche. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 im switching to coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Tea seems to go better with food too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Walking is un-American. If someone is walking in America, he is probably a commie.When I was over in PA back in 2000 one of the women I worked with was telling me how she used to walk around her neighbourhood and people would keep stopping to offer her a ride. When she said she was just out for a walk they looked at her as though she'd just escaped from the loony-bin. Cannonball Taffy O Jones is hands down the greatest character name ever "You ignorant English wankers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I have two coffees each day. One in the morning: a Nespresso capsule (the dark green ones) which is really delicious, followed by a cafe latte with two sugars at about 10am. If I'm really tired I might have another at lunchtime, but otherwise I'm fine for the rest of the day. I drink wine in the afternoon. Thank God you rocked up. These plebeians have such awful taste in coffee. *cue whining about Melbournites being a buncha wankers about coffee* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Walking is un-American. If someone is walking in America, he is probably a commie.When I was over in PA back in 2000 one of the women I worked with was telling me how she used to walk around her neighbourhood and people would keep stopping to offer her a ride. When she said she was just out for a walk they looked at her as though she'd just escaped from the loony-bin. That is exactly what happened to Bryson. You should really read Bryson's Notes From A Big Country which is a series of things he wrote for British readers, while living in America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 It's true. I've walked plenty of places and been asked if I want a ride. I kindly say no, and they're all offended and confused. Exercise is good for the mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Walking is un-American. If someone is walking in America, he is probably a commie.When I was over in PA back in 2000 one of the women I worked with was telling me how she used to walk around her neighbourhood and people would keep stopping to offer her a ride. When she said she was just out for a walk they looked at her as though she'd just escaped from the loony-bin. That is exactly what happened to Bryson. You should really read Bryson's Notes From A Big Country which is a series of things he wrote for British readers, while living in America.Bryson is great. I'm planning to read a few of his books (again) when I'm on holiday. He makes me laugh out loud, which doesn't happen very often when I'm reading a book. Oh, and on topic: I can't get through the day without coffee. If I don't drink at least a few cups a day, I get a terrible headache, always drink it black. I've always been prone to addiction. Nothing serious, luckily, but I only started drinking coffee after I'd given up on cigarettes. Coffee is my cigarette now. Edited March 30, 2014 by Lio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Walking is un-American. If someone is walking in America, he is probably a commie.When I was over in PA back in 2000 one of the women I worked with was telling me how she used to walk around her neighbourhood and people would keep stopping to offer her a ride. When she said she was just out for a walk they looked at her as though she'd just escaped from the loony-bin. That is exactly what happened to Bryson. You should really read Bryson's Notes From A Big Country which is a series of things he wrote for British readers, while living in America.I love Bill Bryson and I've read that book but can't remember that bit. Did love the part about the alcoholic Republican neighbour at the beginning though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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