Snake-Pit Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 In the UK, Brighton's great, in terms of beaches though, it's my local... It's on the South Coast and looks out to The Channel...It's famous for it's nightlife too and it's liberal stance towards homosexuality; I think that makes Brighton special, can not find the picture now but, £1 vending machine for neon posing pouches... Like an old £1 toy vending machine with the toy in the ball that would roll out when you put your pound coin in... It was one of those with a 'hunk' wearing one and little neon posing pouches inside... - That's Brighton... Also it boasts family friendly activities like SEA LIFE and Brighton Pier with it's rides and arcades and junk food... Also got a bar on it too come to think of it. That pier's doughnuts are renowned the world over or at least regionally if not nationally. - How about you? What beaches would you suggest/that you know/like - ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 can not find the picture now but, £1 vending machine for neon posing pouches... Like an old £1 toy vending machine with the toy in the ball that would roll out when you put your pound coin in... It was one of those with a 'hunk' wearing one and little neon posing pouches inside... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Weston-Super-Mare.Guaranteed by Eddie and Richie to be a place of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK SUBS Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Redcar.Thank me once you've been 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 (edited) I hang out here. La Mata Spain. Two miles long, the huts are bars and are dirt cheap. It is also a topless beach. The fuck else do you want? Edited April 2, 2014 by Facekicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Whitby's the best place on the North-East coast, pretty and gets enough tourists to sustain it, unlike Scarborough, Filey and Brid. Scarborough does have the Sea Life Centre if it rains, though. (Grandma Guns lives in Filey, I'm sure she'd be delighted if you popped by). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico. Most fun 3m waves to swim in I've ever experienced .Alternatively, go to Saltcoats on the West Coast of Scotland... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Redcar.Thank me once you've been Fuck off Subsy you cunt! I'll be in the Pig and Whistle Friday night though if you fancy getting leathered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Redcar.Thank me once you've been Fuck off Subsy you cunt! I'll be in the Pig and Whistle Friday night though if you fancy getting leathered! Dazey's true vision of "getting leathered" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 (edited) Weston-Super-Mare.Guaranteed by Eddie and Richie to be a place of fun.A non stop relentless shagathon, weston super mare Eddie you said, weston SUPER MAREEEEE! Sex rampage?!?! I've had bigger stiffies watching Playbus On topic:Nowhere in fuckin' England. Don't punch above your weight Snakes, you're probably gonna honeymoon at Butlins man, just stick to your lane, go to Southend, have some Candy floss, roll your trousers up to your knees, put a hankie on your head and stand in the ocean staring at Trawlers Accept your lot Edited April 2, 2014 by sugaraylen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 That pier's doughnuts are renowned the world over or at least regionally if not nationally. - :The world over eh? Or at least regionally? Or at least in someone's nana's house eh? Y'know, if not world wide n' tha'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 That pier's doughnuts are renowned the world over or at least regionally if not nationally. - :The world over eh? Or at least regionally? Or at least in someone's nana's house eh? Y'know, if not world wide n' tha'. Belter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 See the thing about seaside places that makes them worth bothering with is nice weather generally. The thing that the UK as a general rule tends to lack is good weather. That's why you're more likely to leave most of our resorts with a nasty smack habit than a sun tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 I've never liked the seaside, to be frank. It's the smell, more than anything, that I find repulsive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 (edited) I've never been..cept once i went to Brighton to pick up a motor...went out onto the beach, fuckin' stones and that, cold biting wind cutting right through me, bleak fuckin' horrible place. The water looked alright I suppose, thats closest I ever been to the seaside All 5 minutes of it, annoying actually, it kept putting my fag out Edited April 2, 2014 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK SUBS Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Redcar.Thank me once you've been Fuck off Subsy you cunt! I'll be in the Pig and Whistle Friday night though if you fancy getting leathered! Really? Man we must get that beer in!! I'm in Preston now buddy with my girl.. Still get to boro every other week though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Does anyone smell horse manure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Up North, Michigan! Petoskey in particular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Len B'stard Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 That looks oddly like Lee Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 can not find the picture now but, £1 vending machine for neon posing pouches... Like an old £1 toy vending machine with the toy in the ball that would roll out when you put your pound coin in... It was one of those with a 'hunk' wearing one and little neon posing pouches inside...On a scale of 1-10, how high are you right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axl_morris Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 (edited) I was going to say blackpool but then i remembered it feels like it's stuck in 1992. Its just pure cheese and not very modern. Edited April 2, 2014 by Axl_morris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 the med Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 can not find the picture now but, £1 vending machine for neon posing pouches... Like an old £1 toy vending machine with the toy in the ball that would roll out when you put your pound coin in... It was one of those with a 'hunk' wearing one and little neon posing pouches inside...On a scale of 1-10, how high are you right now?I gave up expecting that kind of coherence out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyDRE Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Daytona.,,,,Best beach in the world. Everyone should visit once,,,,,it is nothing like you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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