PappyTron Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Two great films with two teams of badasses, but who do you think would win in a fight to the death?Personally, I think that The Wild Bunch would whip the Magnificent Seven raw.**Please not, there are a few missing from The Wild Bunch picture; there are more than four of 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) Hmmm, a curious proposition. I'd say The Wild Bunch though, all told. If I'm not mistaken there's more of em, they were definitely more violent and also, there was a few dolly mixtures in the Seven weren't there? Horst Bucholtz at the end going 'oh you gunfighters are horrible and its people like you that make these people into brow beaten beasts of burden' and ends up selling out the Seven for that bit of mexican crumpet he'd been eyeing up. Charles Bronson is a bit claat in it too, all told, all that bollocks about 'your fathers, the farmers are the brave ones!' to all the little kiddy-winks. And also, Calvera actually catches the Seven doesn't he? They're only alive cuz Eli Wallaches character lets em go that one time and then they come back when James Coburn gets the hump like 'nobody hands me my pistols and tells me run, nobody!'.Also, in The Wild Bunch you get to see a lot of people getting shot, which is never a bad thing. In slow motion too, like BA-DOW, it's sick Peckinpah later transplanting a similar ethic to the filming of sexual violence, to great controversy in Straw Dogs, although the bigger crime in that movie might've been Susan Georges acting Also, there is at lleast one closeted homosexual among the seven, another reason that they lose geezer points.If they remake it we should sign Dazey up as one of the local yokels Straw Dogs i mean, not Mag 7, not sure what role he could possibly play there Edited April 4, 2014 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 The Seven Samurai. But out of those two, Wild Bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 How did i know you were gonna say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Mifune would hack Yul Brynner's head off with his katana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Yesss, quite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 Mifune would hack Yul Brynner's head off with his katana.How would he do with Pike though?I know it's a little unfair with it being swords vs guns, but The Wild Bunch would turn the Seven Samurai into a bunch of Geisha girls in no time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Mifune would hack Yul Brynner's head off with his katana.How would he do with Pike though?I know it's a little unfair with it being swords vs guns, but The Wild Bunch would turn the Seven Samurai into a bunch of Geisha girls in no time.Mifune would merely do what he does in Yojimbo when he goes up against the guy with a revolver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 Mifune would hack Yul Brynner's head off with his katana.How would he do with Pike though?I know it's a little unfair with it being swords vs guns, but The Wild Bunch would turn the Seven Samurai into a bunch of Geisha girls in no time.Mifune would merely do what he does in Yojimbo when he goes up against the guy with a revolver.vsWould be awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 The A-team hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 The A-team hands down. Don't! I fucking LOVE the A-Team!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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