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The Wild Bunch vs The Magnificent Seven


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Two great films with two teams of badasses, but who do you think would win in a fight to the death?

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Personally, I think that The Wild Bunch would whip the Magnificent Seven raw.*

*Please not, there are a few missing from The Wild Bunch picture; there are more than four of 'em!

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Hmmm, a curious proposition. I'd say The Wild Bunch though, all told. If I'm not mistaken there's more of em, they were definitely more violent and also, there was a few dolly mixtures in the Seven weren't there? :lol: Horst Bucholtz at the end going 'oh you gunfighters are horrible and its people like you that make these people into brow beaten beasts of burden' and ends up selling out the Seven for that bit of mexican crumpet he'd been eyeing up. Charles Bronson is a bit claat in it too, all told, all that bollocks about 'your fathers, the farmers are the brave ones!' to all the little kiddy-winks. And also, Calvera actually catches the Seven doesn't he? They're only alive cuz Eli Wallaches character lets em go that one time and then they come back when James Coburn gets the hump like 'nobody hands me my pistols and tells me run, nobody!'.

Also, in The Wild Bunch you get to see a lot of people getting shot, which is never a bad thing. In slow motion too, like BA-DOW, it's sick :lol: Peckinpah later transplanting a similar ethic to the filming of sexual violence, to great controversy in Straw Dogs, although the bigger crime in that movie might've been Susan Georges acting :lol: Also, there is at lleast one closeted homosexual among the seven, another reason that they lose geezer points.

If they remake it we should sign Dazey up as one of the local yokels :lol: Straw Dogs i mean, not Mag 7, not sure what role he could possibly play there :lol:

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Mifune would hack Yul Brynner's head off with his katana.

How would he do with Pike though?

I know it's a little unfair with it being swords vs guns, but The Wild Bunch would turn the Seven Samurai into a bunch of Geisha girls in no time.

Mifune would merely do what he does in Yojimbo when he goes up against the guy with a revolver.

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Mifune would hack Yul Brynner's head off with his katana.

How would he do with Pike though?

I know it's a little unfair with it being swords vs guns, but The Wild Bunch would turn the Seven Samurai into a bunch of Geisha girls in no time.

Mifune would merely do what he does in Yojimbo when he goes up against the guy with a revolver.

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Would be awesome!

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