Bruno P. Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Who, if ever, attended one of those? I mean, does that guy do guitar clinics - if so, is there any footage out there at all of him noodling around or something like that? I am genuinely curious because I've seen some vids of Rich playing out of his ordinary jobs, I've seen Ron doing plenty of those yet I can't seem to find any info on Ashba™ guitar clinics or solo shows. Why isn't there DJ Ashba™ guitar clinics where GnR is touring? No one offers him or what?I think it would be called "The DJ Ashba™ Demented™ Haunted™ Mansion™ Experience™" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I lold but I have the feeling there are too many AshbaThreads right now. Good luck!I'd attend one, it's important to know what NOT to do to become a great guitar player too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I read the title of the thread and thought it was referring to a place that Les Pauls go to for repair after some nobhead's been stubbing out cigarettes on them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno P. Posted April 28, 2014 Author Share Posted April 28, 2014 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay410 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I got nothing. But people keep forgetting that he bragged about punching fans and about slamming a door in an old woman's face who asked him not to smoke in his non smoking hotel room, and he in general is a miserable piece of shit. So I just wanted to remind them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonah Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 He should probably attend one of Bumblefoots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlashisGOD Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I'd go to a DJ Ashba guitar clinic just to heckle the shit out of him the entire time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I read the title of the thread and thought it was referring to a place that Les Pauls go to for repair after some nobhead's been stubbing out cigarettes on them. Who wants to take bets regarding if Russ will lock this or not? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 It's disturbing that he'd have quadruple the attendance of Bumble's clinics, Bumble needs more swag and clichés. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceguy Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I like the general delusion here that dj actually has some sort of large fanbase and that he's a legendary musicin up there with Hendrix and page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I like the general delusion here that he's a legendary musicin up there with Hendrix and page.And where the blue fuck did you pick that up from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbhutto Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) Would end up being a Mascara clinic Edited April 28, 2014 by jbhutto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Who, if ever, attended one of those? I mean, does that guy do guitar clinics - if so, is there any footage out there at all of him noodling around or something like that? I am genuinely curious because I've seen some vids of Rich playing out of his ordinary jobs, I've seen Ron doing plenty of those yet I can't seem to find any info on Ashba™ guitar clinics or solo shows. Why isn't there DJ Ashba™ guitar clinics where GnR is touring? No one offers him or what?I think it would be called "The DJ Ashba™ Demented™ Haunted™ Mansion™ Experience™"Isn't that a thing that only guitar nerds with an obsessive attention to technique and guitar wanking, like Bumblefoot, would do? Has Slash ever done any of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnari Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvH Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Would end up being a Mascara clinic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I bet he teaches people to do the Hogan pose while having a guitar around their neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Would the clinic see DJ demonstrating his blowjob blowtorch technique on another vintage Les Paul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlrod Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 He's On Fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOINGPOOF!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anguyen92 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 How much does he charge for one of these clinic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Honestly, this thread is nothing more than a thinly veiled cupcake thread towards DJ, and more than half of the posts are practically shitting on him, directly or not.Unless another mod has a change of heart, I'm locking this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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