Rovim Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Bowhead whale. They live to be 211 years old, and I don't want to die. Here's a really cool documentary:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFSuIrRb9pQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoNobodyToldYaBaby Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Caiman is one thing, a Saltwater or Indo-Pacific Croc is another A Great White Shark or an Orca Whale would destroy a Saltie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'm sorry Black Sabbath, a hooray for tolerance! isn't an animal, you racist bastard. you aren't funny or witty.Oh boy, I am so relieved. I was considering stand up comedy, actually. But I've been shown the light. Thanks Sunny, I know understand that my lack of humor is better suited for other work. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And I owe it all to you, after all you were the one who was brave enough to tell me. Man, and I really thought I was the next comic god for all these years. I guess it's better to change now than never. Wow. Fuckin' dick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'd be a dog. A dog's only job in life is to treat its' owners with unconditional love, and in return, it gets food and shelter.sounds a lot like an Obama supportermaybe we could name ita moochakangaroo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Caiman is one thing, a Saltwater or Indo-Pacific Croc is another A Great White Shark or an Orca Whale would destroy a Saltie. Yeah but crocs look like they are enjoying themselves more. And nobody would dare name a croc willy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'm sorry Black Sabbath, a hooray for tolerance! isn't an animal, you racist bastard. you aren't funny or witty.Oh boy, I am so relieved. I was considering stand up comedy, actually. But I've been shown the light. Thanks Sunny, I know understand that my lack of humor is better suited for other work. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And I owe it all to you, after all you were the one who was brave enough to tell me. Man, and I really thought I was the next comic god for all these years. I guess it's better to change now than never. Wow. Fuckin' dick.now this was both funny and witty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I like what I'm seeing here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNSNROSES513 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Cat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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