Len Cnut Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Fucker now reported me for being on the Internet. Jesus Christ!Sure you aint next for the chop? Keep your head down man, looks like they're on a hunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Or keep your head up rather. My thoughts are with you man. Nobody deserves to be treated like shit at the workplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 You should put your dick on his shoulder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Already one step ahead of you buddy.Group hug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I just got a new job, I have 2 jobs now. Yaya, Signed off, getting my P45 through the post.Labourer in construction.First day on the job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Snake-Pit Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Yeah, I know, I got a new costume too with my PPE.Was thinking that yesterday still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) They're filming this fight scene for Blade IV tomorrow night in this club in London; and my friend's invited me along to be an extra with them.Have to dress decently and wear certain colours. Edited June 30, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I just got a new job, I have 2 jobs now. Yaya, Signed off, getting my P45 through the post.Labourer in construction.First day on the job.Them glasses don't half make you look a fuckin' soft lad, take em off They rob you that air of early 90s rave era pillhead that you wear so well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Had an interview today. They said that my personality was "so far unproblematic" but they wish my experience was in retail rather than publishing.I'm getting so tired of interviews. It's always middle aged white men who rarely are designers themselves. Maybe running my own business will give me the chance to treat people like people. My hairdresser this morning remembered where I'm at in my career. Those two guys didn't seem interested.At least I have an unproblematic personality. Edited July 1, 2015 by Gracii Guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Dont take any notice gracii. If you can work for yourself go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Them glasses don't half make you look a fuckin' soft lad, take em off They rob you that air of early 90s rave era pillhead that you wear so well Len the Estate Agent giving advice on dressing macho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Them glasses don't half make you look a fuckin' soft lad, take em off They rob you that air of early 90s rave era pillhead that you wear so well Len the Estate Agent giving advice on dressing macho. Excuse me my dear but in the field of sartorial elegance I'm a God, alright? Stone washed dungarees, shell suits, off the peg St Michaels suits, I'm a style guru Nah, you're right, we do look a pack of cunts don't we, with our spikey gelled hair and branded wanker mobiles Edited July 1, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Them glasses don't half make you look a fuckin' soft lad, take em off They rob you that air of early 90s rave era pillhead that you wear so well Len the Estate Agent giving advice on dressing macho. Excuse me my dear but in the field of sartorial elegance I'm a God, alright? Stone washed dungarees, shell suits, off the peg St Michaels suits, I'm a style guru Nah, you're right, we do look a pack of cunts don't we, with our spikey gelled hair and branded wanker mobiles You all have names like Dominic too. Even you Asian chaps say "call me Dom!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Them glasses don't half make you look a fuckin' soft lad, take em off They rob you that air of early 90s rave era pillhead that you wear so well Len the Estate Agent giving advice on dressing macho. Excuse me my dear but in the field of sartorial elegance I'm a God, alright? Stone washed dungarees, shell suits, off the peg St Michaels suits, I'm a style guru Nah, you're right, we do look a pack of cunts don't we, with our spikey gelled hair and branded wanker mobiles You all have names like Dominic too. Even you Asian chaps say "call me Dom!"In my defence no cunt can pronnounce my real name soooo In fact, some firms insist you don't use it. When i was young, like 15 i got a job selling double glazing, you know those annoying bastards that bell you up in the middle of Corrie and make you drop a soggy biscuit in your tea? Well I was one of them. For 2 days anyway Anyway, i signs up right and the fella goes 'don't use your real name please? think of something reassuring'. So i got on the blower like 'Hi, Winston Churchill here, calling for Weatherseal windows, can i ask how long it's been since you had your windows changed?'. Well he did say reassuring Edited July 1, 2015 by Len B'stard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 They're filming this fight scene for Blade IV tomorrow night in this club in London; and my friend's invited me along to be an extra with them.Have to dress decently and wear certain colours.You sure it's for Blade IV and not something else? Also I had an interview today for a new job in Virginia. Hope it works out. No weekends or holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 They're filming this fight scene for Blade IV tomorrow night in this club in London; and my friend's invited me along to be an extra with them.Have to dress decently and wear certain colours.You sure it's for Blade IV and not something else? Also I had an interview today for a new job in Virginia. Hope it works out. No weekends or holidays.Well, I thought it was yesterday, but it's tonight; some nightclub around London Bridge, Blade IV fight scene shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 leaving out now.Am going to go via barber, am still going to arrive early, but better waiting around there early than waiting around here to go out with a chance of late added. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 I've just got a 2nd job. From the weekend after next I'm gonna be a takeaway delivery driver from 5.30pm till 1 am. 9-5 all during the week then doing that on the weekends. I've got my first kid being born in the winter so gonna use my wages from the Chinese takeaway gig to go towards a loft conversion. Can't wait to be honest, can't smoke at home anymore so gonna take the opportunity to have a few crafty fag and steal the odd chicken ball while I'm working.Plus I've ordered enough takeaways to know the scams, meal comes to £17 they give you £20 and you go "oh sorry my change is all back in the car give me a sec" more often than not I'd be pissed up and just let them keep the twenty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 leaving out now.Am going to go via barber, am still going to arrive early, but better waiting around there early than waiting around here to go out with a chance of late added.Pity the vampire who bites you Snakes. Does Hep C kill Dracula? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Turned out to be a UK Blade thing called/about Blade Vs. Batman (or something) I had fun anyways;Got there at 9:30 for a 10pm start and finished at 2am.Me and my friend on set. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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