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McCoy....you are an intelligent, senstive, interesting man with exciting hobbies and a great wit. And you're drop-dead handsome. When you walk into a room, every girl wants to be with you and every guy wants to BE you. You're awesome. You're amazing. Don't change a single thing...you're already perfect.

The reason you're single is cause girls are just too intimidated by you. They know they're not good enough.

So just be patient. Just keep waiting. Don't do anything. The perfect girl is out there, and fate is just going to deliver her to you cause you deserve her just for being so awesome. So just keep on doing everything exactly the way you've been doing it and some day, out of the blue, the perfect most amazing hot sexy girl that does NOT drink will be there and you'll fall in love and live happily ever after.

The End.

all right. close this fucker too. cause that's all McCoy wants to hear. anything other than that he just ignores. yet he still loves constant attention cause he's a narcissist. he's fucking Miser.

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Go shove a stick of dynamite up your twat.

That sounds painful. Not that I have one, but you know, if I did.
Nate knows from experience. From his posts you would think he perpetually has one up there.
You two represent the degradation of the human species. Congratulations.

Well, at least no one can tell me that I haven't accomplished anything.

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