dalsh327 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I never thought I would ever be writing something like this, but here is an update on the condition of my penis: HE IS 100% RECOVERED & FULLY FUNCTIONAL, COMPLETELY CAPABLE OF PERFORMING ANY OF HIS NORMAL DUTIES. No scarring, so scabbing, no PTSD. He’s good to go. I suppose it took a while (like a week) for the metal “news” sites to pick up this obviously very important story in the world of heavy metal, but they did (I guess they will run anything, or it must be a slow week- I wrote that story here just to give y’all a few laughs- damn, all I did was dump hot coffee on my unit- I’m sure it happens to someone everyday). Now I am getting texts from my friends saying things like “Ouch! Are you ok?” or “I’m really, really, sorry about The Captain, dude”- while the sudden outpouring of concern for the welfare of my penis is heartwarming indeed (it brings a tear to my eye, it really does), it’s not like someone tried to chop him off or he suddenly developed the ability to do calculus or something- now THAT would have been worthy of the news. Anyways, with penises, just as with all things in life, that which does not kill us only makes us stronger. This video is from just two days ago, well after the scalding incident in question- I ask you, my friends- is this the wipe out of a man not in full command of his penis? Would a man suffering the agony of penile distress have the presence of mind to wave goodbye to the camera so gracefully? NO, HE WOULD NOT. My dude was a little sore for two days- that’s it. Ok, that’s enough about my penis- I shall never mention him here again. (ps- I am VERY careful with coffee in the car now, always using the cup holder) http://loudwire.com/lamb-of-god-randy-blythe-update-condition-private-parts/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Lamb of God sucks and this guy seems like a total idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Diet Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) Lamb of God sucks and this guy seems like a total idiot.Why?The guy maybe is an idiot, but LOG is a good modern metal bandedit: oops i forgot i post on a GNR forum where most ofthe posters despise modern metal Edited June 22, 2014 by Crash Diet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Lamb of God sucks and this guy seems like a total idiot.Why?The guy maybe is an idiot, but LOG is a good modern metal bandedit: oops i forgot i post on a GNR forum where most ofthe posters despise modern metalI just don't like that style of metal with the muddy instrumentals, growling, and screamingI do like "modern" metal bands though like Avenged Sevenfold and Dream Theater, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Lamb of God are one of the better metal acts. Much better than Avenged Sevenfold. Those guys are just awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 (edited) edit: hate might be too strong of a word. i thought as the palaces burn was solid, the rest is pretty meh. so instead of hate it is just meh Edited June 23, 2014 by bran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Avenged are a great band and LOG are a great band, two totally different sides of the metal spectrum but solid in their own respects imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Hey bran, is Time II ever coming out or is it basically not worth holding my breath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Hey bran, is Time II ever coming out or is it basically not worth holding my breath?im not holding my breath last i heard was on facebook a few months ago. wintersun was selling merch on facebook and someone posted to the effect " stop fucking selling merch and release time II"jari posted that time II would have been out already plus 2 or 3 more albums if they had the money, and that selling the merchandise was a way to fund the release of the album. so i dont know if it will be this year or not, which really, really sucks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay410 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I like LOG, I think they definitely have their own sound in the metal landscape. One thing is that the guitars are never really excessively distorted. Also Ashes of the Wake might be one of the best mixed albums I've ever heard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Like once every 4 months I'll be in the mood for LOG. It's just great aggressive music without the bullshit. Reclamation is a great song. I love this fanmade video for it. Those vocals are so fucking pure....they're not even good. They're just real. I don't know how to describe what I'm thinking. Dude sounds mental. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 What do you mean the bullshit? Like as in macho posturing shit/sports metal crap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsfanoldie Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Its amazing that Randy gets to talk about his penis, but when I talk about mine all of a sudden the "cops" have to be involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Hourglass is my fave track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teroz Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Dont care for the band but aaa yes this brings me back to the day when Anything Goes section was ultra-liberal and ultra-bold, there was talk about golden showers and all the other sicko subjects on earth. You newbies do not remember this era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Dont care for the band but aaa yes this brings me back to the day when Anything Goes section was ultra-liberal and ultra-bold, there was talk about golden showers and all the other sicko subjects on earth. You newbies do not remember this era.Golden showers are sick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Yeah man I used to hire a young Thai fellow to sit inside my toilet for 2 months, just so i had something to aim for when pissing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Yeah man I used to hire a young Thai fellow to sit inside my toilet for 2 months, just so i had something to aim for when pissing.Hired a sweet old lady for the same position. Can't beat experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 pee pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teroz Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 pee peeFinally the board is gaining some of its old glory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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