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Dead link. But I did try to open it, cause I desperately wanted to believe you'd snuck into Axl's mansion in Malibu and took pics of him while he was sleeping. And you call yourself Lynda Rose cause you're that crazy lady that thinks you're Axl's wife and he has a restraining order against you.

That would make me chuckle.

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Dead link. But I did try to open it, cause I desperately wanted to believe you'd snuck into Axl's mansion in Malibu and took pics of him while he was sleeping. And you call yourself Lynda Rose cause you're that crazy lady that thinks you're Axl's wife and he has a restraining order against you.

That would make me chuckle.

dead link?? hmmm, but the rest is all true, whahahhh :lol::P

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What if he is dead, that kid could be sitting next to a dead corpse propped up behind shades. Maybe Axl was replaced, would explain how morbidly obese, wig plastered, plasticated skulled and falsetto of a dying fish he has has for 20 years. This all makes sense now, I am going to the high court to sue Betu and call back Azoff to remedy this mess, maybe he can get Slash to come take over.


He does look less bloated as an inanimate object though, maybe DJ will sell this 'Bloatless Swag era Axl ' in his supermarkets.

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What if he is dead, that kid could be sitting next to a dead corpse propped up behind shades. Maybe Axl was replaced, would explain how morbidly obese, wig plastered, plasticated skulled and falsetto of a dying fish he has has for 20 years. This all makes sense now, I am going to the high court to sue Betu and call back Azoff to remedy this mess, maybe he can get Slash to come take over.

He does look less bloated as an inanimate object though, maybe DJ will sell this 'Bloatless Swag era Axl ' in his supermarkets.

Nah man, that's the same Axl. He's been dead this whole time, yes, but he's been moved around with puppet strings. They hired some dude to throw his voice to make it look like he was singing. That explains the "bloating" we've been seeing these last few years. Axl isn't fat, he's just dead!

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What if he is dead, that kid could be sitting next to a dead corpse propped up behind shades. Maybe Axl was replaced, would explain how morbidly obese, wig plastered, plasticated skulled and falsetto of a dying fish he has has for 20 years. This all makes sense now, I am going to the high court to sue Betu and call back Azoff to remedy this mess, maybe he can get Slash to come take over.

He does look less bloated as an inanimate object though, maybe DJ will sell this 'Bloatless Swag era Axl ' in his supermarkets.

Nah man, that's the same Axl. He's been dead this whole time, yes, but he's been moved around with puppet strings.

This is a highly plausible theory, I think he is being sent on tour like an obedient marionette, they also have the vault locked and sealed behind titanium walls, new music would only sever the strings, when he pulls out some rare tracks, the life comes back into him, it's like anti-kryptonite, he must have had a curse put on him by that yodel woman from the strange Sedona canyons, maybe we can track her down, rest in peace cause she died, but we could hire a ghost to find out just what has transpired between 93 and 2001.

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What if he is dead, that kid could be sitting next to a dead corpse propped up behind shades. Maybe Axl was replaced, would explain how morbidly obese, wig plastered, plasticated skulled and falsetto of a dying fish he has has for 20 years. This all makes sense now, I am going to the high court to sue Betu and call back Azoff to remedy this mess, maybe he can get Slash to come take over.

He does look less bloated as an inanimate object though, maybe DJ will sell this 'Bloatless Swag era Axl ' in his supermarkets.

Nah man, that's the same Axl. He's been dead this whole time, yes, but he's been moved around with puppet strings.

This is a highly plausible theory, I think he is being sent on tour like an obedient marionette, they also have the vault locked and sealed behind titanium walls, new music would only sever the strings, when he pulls out some rare tracks, the life comes back into him, it's like anti-kryptonite, he must have had a curse put on him by that yodel woman from the strange Sedona canyons, maybe we can track her down, rest in peace cause she died, but we could hire a ghost to find out just what has transpired between 93 and 2001.

I think what we really need to do is hire a priest to exercise that poor corpse, so that Axl can finally move on. And go to Heaven, or Hell, in good shape.

Of course, the issue there would be tunneling into the vault, where Axl's body is kept when he isn't touring.

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What if he is dead, that kid could be sitting next to a dead corpse propped up behind shades. Maybe Axl was replaced, would explain how morbidly obese, wig plastered, plasticated skulled and falsetto of a dying fish he has has for 20 years. This all makes sense now, I am going to the high court to sue Betu and call back Azoff to remedy this mess, maybe he can get Slash to come take over.

He does look less bloated as an inanimate object though, maybe DJ will sell this 'Bloatless Swag era Axl ' in his supermarkets.

Morbidly obese?

What an asshole...

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You must have missed the spectrum of extremes that some of this forum partakes in, bloated, obese, old woman voice, wig, plastic surgery, slavery to TB, emotionless robot, alcoholic, cocooned like a 5 year old - these have become grandiose fabrications magnifying Axl Rose into a boogey man suffering from extremes of these rumours.

I think he's in decent shape for his age and was in great shape in 2006. Many claim he is as fat as a hot air balloon seen through a magnifying glass, I find it a hilarious perception.

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