LyndaRose Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 (edited) Edited July 21, 2014 by LyndaRose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RocketQueen1985 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Axl and his brother Stuart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Dead link. But I did try to open it, cause I desperately wanted to believe you'd snuck into Axl's mansion in Malibu and took pics of him while he was sleeping. And you call yourself Lynda Rose cause you're that crazy lady that thinks you're Axl's wife and he has a restraining order against you.That would make me chuckle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK SUBS Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 All I can see is warchild reading a comic? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndaRose Posted July 21, 2014 Author Share Posted July 21, 2014 Dead link. But I did try to open it, cause I desperately wanted to believe you'd snuck into Axl's mansion in Malibu and took pics of him while he was sleeping. And you call yourself Lynda Rose cause you're that crazy lady that thinks you're Axl's wife and he has a restraining order against you.That would make me chuckle.dead link?? hmmm, but the rest is all true, whahahhh 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 So that´s how he is seriouslly looking into the recorded material for the new album after the Vegas Residency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Diet Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 So that´s how he is seriouslly looking into the recorded material for the new album after the Vegas Residency.I don't even think this is a photo from 2014...Axl doesn't look fat at all in this picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOUCOULDBEMINE. Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 I had no idea what to expect when I saw this thread. Still not sure why I clicked tho. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndaRose Posted July 21, 2014 Author Share Posted July 21, 2014 pic is from the 90's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOUCOULDBEMINE. Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 date of the pic says 90-something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 What if he is dead, that kid could be sitting next to a dead corpse propped up behind shades. Maybe Axl was replaced, would explain how morbidly obese, wig plastered, plasticated skulled and falsetto of a dying fish he has has for 20 years. This all makes sense now, I am going to the high court to sue Betu and call back Azoff to remedy this mess, maybe he can get Slash to come take over.He does look less bloated as an inanimate object though, maybe DJ will sell this 'Bloatless Swag era Axl ' in his supermarkets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulla Lex Ink. Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 What if he is dead, that kid could be sitting next to a dead corpse propped up behind shades. Maybe Axl was replaced, would explain how morbidly obese, wig plastered, plasticated skulled and falsetto of a dying fish he has has for 20 years. This all makes sense now, I am going to the high court to sue Betu and call back Azoff to remedy this mess, maybe he can get Slash to come take over.He does look less bloated as an inanimate object though, maybe DJ will sell this 'Bloatless Swag era Axl ' in his supermarkets.Nah man, that's the same Axl. He's been dead this whole time, yes, but he's been moved around with puppet strings. They hired some dude to throw his voice to make it look like he was singing. That explains the "bloating" we've been seeing these last few years. Axl isn't fat, he's just dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooker Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 How morbid this quickly became. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 What if he is dead, that kid could be sitting next to a dead corpse propped up behind shades. Maybe Axl was replaced, would explain how morbidly obese, wig plastered, plasticated skulled and falsetto of a dying fish he has has for 20 years. This all makes sense now, I am going to the high court to sue Betu and call back Azoff to remedy this mess, maybe he can get Slash to come take over.He does look less bloated as an inanimate object though, maybe DJ will sell this 'Bloatless Swag era Axl ' in his supermarkets.Nah man, that's the same Axl. He's been dead this whole time, yes, but he's been moved around with puppet strings.This is a highly plausible theory, I think he is being sent on tour like an obedient marionette, they also have the vault locked and sealed behind titanium walls, new music would only sever the strings, when he pulls out some rare tracks, the life comes back into him, it's like anti-kryptonite, he must have had a curse put on him by that yodel woman from the strange Sedona canyons, maybe we can track her down, rest in peace cause she died, but we could hire a ghost to find out just what has transpired between 93 and 2001. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulla Lex Ink. Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 What if he is dead, that kid could be sitting next to a dead corpse propped up behind shades. Maybe Axl was replaced, would explain how morbidly obese, wig plastered, plasticated skulled and falsetto of a dying fish he has has for 20 years. This all makes sense now, I am going to the high court to sue Betu and call back Azoff to remedy this mess, maybe he can get Slash to come take over.He does look less bloated as an inanimate object though, maybe DJ will sell this 'Bloatless Swag era Axl ' in his supermarkets.Nah man, that's the same Axl. He's been dead this whole time, yes, but he's been moved around with puppet strings.This is a highly plausible theory, I think he is being sent on tour like an obedient marionette, they also have the vault locked and sealed behind titanium walls, new music would only sever the strings, when he pulls out some rare tracks, the life comes back into him, it's like anti-kryptonite, he must have had a curse put on him by that yodel woman from the strange Sedona canyons, maybe we can track her down, rest in peace cause she died, but we could hire a ghost to find out just what has transpired between 93 and 2001.I think what we really need to do is hire a priest to exercise that poor corpse, so that Axl can finally move on. And go to Heaven, or Hell, in good shape.Of course, the issue there would be tunneling into the vault, where Axl's body is kept when he isn't touring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 There's something metaphorical in the vision of the true Axl Rose being prematurely buried in his mythical vault up on the house on the hill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pele Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 All I can see is warchild reading a comic? What are you insinuating with this Subsy? (I'm not Warchild) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeBaZ Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 he seems to be in a good mood! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAxlMorrison Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 What if he is dead, that kid could be sitting next to a dead corpse propped up behind shades. Maybe Axl was replaced, would explain how morbidly obese, wig plastered, plasticated skulled and falsetto of a dying fish he has has for 20 years. This all makes sense now, I am going to the high court to sue Betu and call back Azoff to remedy this mess, maybe he can get Slash to come take over.He does look less bloated as an inanimate object though, maybe DJ will sell this 'Bloatless Swag era Axl ' in his supermarkets. Morbidly obese?What an asshole... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 (edited) You must have missed the spectrum of extremes that some of this forum partakes in, bloated, obese, old woman voice, wig, plastic surgery, slavery to TB, emotionless robot, alcoholic, cocooned like a 5 year old - these have become grandiose fabrications magnifying Axl Rose into a boogey man suffering from extremes of these rumours.I think he's in decent shape for his age and was in great shape in 2006. Many claim he is as fat as a hot air balloon seen through a magnifying glass, I find it a hilarious perception. Edited July 21, 2014 by RandallFlagg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudolf1978 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 i would love to know how is his day in terms of sleep,there are many people that says that he spend most of day sleeping and live in the night.What a weird way to live,he should be waking up at 1800 or something like that.Crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussTCB Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 he seems to be in a good mood!Son of a bitch. I was just coming back to this thread to crack this joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquor & Whores Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 that's weird - always thought he never sleeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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