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Slash -- "Yes, I Once Drugged My Girlfriend's Mom ... So We Could Bang on the Couch"


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Slash was once so desperate to get laid ... he and a girlfriend drugged her mother, and then had sex right next to her while she slept -- and best of all ... he was 13.

The guitar god made the confession when we asked him about the craziest place he's ever banged ... fully expecting some story about life on the road during the Guns n' Roses heyday.

We definitely were NOT expecting this pubescent/criminal tale.

You've gotta hear Slash explain the whole caper, but the take away? In his words, "There's no ridiculous place [to bone] ... if you can get away with it."

The more you know.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/28/slash-girlfriend-sex-drugged-mother/

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Legend :headbang: Slash rocks :slash:

It's actually pretty fucking low to be honest.

Unfortunately it is.

Their young age doesn't excuse their actions. As a 13 year old I would've definitely never drugged my mother and hopefully that's the case with most people. The woman could've OD'ed and died. They're very lucky that nothing happened to her.

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I can relate ive done stuff like that multiple times. got a bj on the couch at my gfs parents place while her 12 year old brother was passed out in a chair. Sex in a dorm with my roommate sleeping two feet away (multiple times). handjob under the covers on a couch with about ten people in the room. banged a chick in a hotel while 2 guys were passed out in the bed next to us. Sex in public a few times. Dosent happen that much anymore since im no longer a raging hardon of a teenager and can wait for privacy


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Of course I love Slash but jesus, he is so lame with how he tries to act "cool." His book was a fun read but its so full of cliches and him trying to glorify the excess and crap. Grow up, dude

This. But it was a stupid question anyway.

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Of course I love Slash but jesus, he is so lame with how he tries to act "cool." His book was a fun read but its so full of cliches and him trying to glorify the excess and crap. Grow up, dude

Who is he trying to impress? The few remaining nerds on a Gn'R forum? None of us know him in real life to know what is an act&what isn't. He's a professional entertainer not a cop so what do you expect?

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Of course I love Slash but jesus, he is so lame with how he tries to act "cool." His book was a fun read but its so full of cliches and him trying to glorify the excess and crap. Grow up, dude

Who is he trying to impress? The few remaining nerds on a Gn'R forum? None of us know him in real life to know what is an act&what isn't. He's a professional entertainer not a cop so what do you expect?

Well, WFA seems impressed :shrugs:

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Of course I love Slash but jesus, he is so lame with how he tries to act "cool." His book was a fun read but its so full of cliches and him trying to glorify the excess and crap. Grow up, dude

Who is he trying to impress? The few remaining nerds on a Gn'R forum? None of us know him in real life to know what is an act&what isn't. He's a professional entertainer not a cop so what do you expect?

Its just he tried to maintain that "rockstar cartoon." Hey though, if there is anyone on earth that can do it, its freakin' Slash. I still think he is awesome and he pulls it off, its just sometimes his "i don't give a fuck, rock n' roll!" persona can be exaggerated.

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Of course I love Slash but jesus, he is so lame with how he tries to act "cool." His book was a fun read but its so full of cliches and him trying to glorify the excess and crap. Grow up, dude

He's only telling a childhood story man..

A childhood story :rofl-lol:

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Of course I love Slash but jesus, he is so lame with how he tries to act "cool." His book was a fun read but its so full of cliches and him trying to glorify the excess and crap. Grow up, dude

He's only telling a childhood story man..

That's how I took it. Just last night a friend and I were hanging out before a concert and we were telling my wife stories of a bunch of dumb shit we used to do in Junior High and High School. We weren't trying to impress my wife or anything, we were just remembering/relaying some stories and wondering how we're still alive.

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Of course I love Slash but jesus, he is so lame with how he tries to act "cool." His book was a fun read but its so full of cliches and him trying to glorify the excess and crap. Grow up, dude

He's only telling a childhood story man..

That's how I took it. Just last night a friend and I were hanging out before a concert and we were telling my wife stories of a bunch of dumb shit we used to do in Junior High and High School. We weren't trying to impress my wife or anything, we were just remembering/relaying some stories and wondering how we're still alive.

How would you feel if DJ told the exact same story? Most people here would be losing their shit. I'd say "LOL Slashba" and be done with it.
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Of course I love Slash but jesus, he is so lame with how he tries to act "cool." His book was a fun read but its so full of cliches and him trying to glorify the excess and crap. Grow up, dude

He's only telling a childhood story man..

That's how I took it. Just last night a friend and I were hanging out before a concert and we were telling my wife stories of a bunch of dumb shit we used to do in Junior High and High School. We weren't trying to impress my wife or anything, we were just remembering/relaying some stories and wondering how we're still alive.

How would you feel if DJ told the exact same story? Most people here would be losing their shit. I'd say "LOL Slashba" and be done with it.

That's fair. I didn't think about it that way.

I think part of my issue is the perception I have of Slash and DJ respectively. DJ just comes off as trying way too hard constantly. For whatever reason, I don't feel that way about Slash. Not saying that it's justified, but that's how it is for me.

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Of course I love Slash but jesus, he is so lame with how he tries to act "cool." His book was a fun read but its so full of cliches and him trying to glorify the excess and crap. Grow up, dude

He's only telling a childhood story man..

That's how I took it. Just last night a friend and I were hanging out before a concert and we were telling my wife stories of a bunch of dumb shit we used to do in Junior High and High School. We weren't trying to impress my wife or anything, we were just remembering/relaying some stories and wondering how we're still alive.

How would you feel if DJ told the exact same story? Most people here would be losing their shit. I'd say "LOL Slashba" and be done with it.

That's fair. I didn't think about it that way.

I think part of my issue is the perception I have of Slash and DJ respectively. DJ just comes off as trying way too hard constantly. For whatever reason, I don't feel that way about Slash. Not saying that it's justified, but that's how it is for me.

It's excusable, it's that way for most people. Not sure why it's not for me, but I see them as being very similar.
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