estrangedtwat Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I met a girl named Patience when I was in college. She was cute too. I think her parents were dirty hippies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 I met a girl named Patience when I was in college. She was cute too. I think her parents were dirty hippies.thank you for your productive post, unlike ratbrain / broski who are only killing time until their unemployment runs out.I understand her parents were hippies, that goes without saying.your Intel re: her being cute really tells us nothin; was she sane or crazy? that's what we really want to know. It seems unlikely a person named Patience would be raised to be a fully functioning adult. If she did, she deserves a medal. But it's unlikely; she probably ended up with a shaved head, wearing cargo pants, posting on internet message boards pretending to be a guy named broski or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivil war Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I remember a story years ago about someone in New Zealand calling their kid "No. 6 Bus Shelter".I'll do a search on Google and see if I can find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 I remember a story years ago about someone in New Zealand calling their kid "No. 6 Bus Shelter".I'll do a search on Google and see if I can find it.thank you! mygnrforum anythinggoes folk's all appreciate your contribution to this thread / our community. except ratbrain/broski who are, of course, parasites without any lives/futures.but the rest of us really appreciate it! (y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haters Gonna Hate Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 How about a girl named "Patience?" Does the GNR reference cancel out the obvious trashball/stoner/hippy parents?Are you insinuating that putting a GNR reference in your kid's name (in 2014 no less) isn't a bad thing on its own?I named my kids Shackler and Jungle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 i think anyone who overly invested themselves in Chinese Democracy regrets it entirely.i mean, i lost 170 lbs listening to CD and even i think it was a bit of a waste of time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivil war Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10523288It was actually No. 16 Bus Shelter.Some out these names have to be seen to be believed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 I thank you both for your on topic contributions to this thread and our beloved community.you know how its common to add "a" to a mans name when you're (obviously) disappointed to have a girl? I.e. Shawna, Paula... etc.Well, honest to fucking god, I know of a girl named Arnolda. Arnolda. I swear to fuck. To fuck! i swear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickingthehabit Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Jason Lee named his kids Pilot Inspektor, Sonny Lee and Casper.Clearly, he wanted them all aborted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 There was a study in the paper some time ago that your first name does influence your chances in life. If you're called Kevin, Kimberley or Kelly here, teachers rate your chances of having a succesfull school/academic career a lot lower. Your chances on a dating site would also be lower, because of the name.A few names that were given to babies here last year: Ky'Shandro, Godiswithme, Flotty-Paradis and, ironically, Succes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 100% of women with strange names are crazy. Drops to 98% with normal names. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 100% of women with strange names are crazy. Drops to 98% with normal names.legit LOLthought of another one ; KellyeYour kid is not special and does not need the extra e. Name her Kelly, you fucks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haters Gonna Hate Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Nikki is pretty bad if that is her first name not just a nickname for Nicole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GivenToFly Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Aine (pronounced on-ya) That's a normal name in Ireland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I had a teacher whose name was spelled Seagdha but pronounced Shay. Is that normal somewhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) Aine (pronounced on-ya) That's a normal name in Ireland.Yeah, Irish and Scottish names kinda bend the rules a wee bit.I knew a girl called Saidhbhe (pronounced Sive), also Eilidh (Ay-lee), Ciorstaidh (Kirs-tag) Meadhbh (Maeve) Niamh (Neave) Saoirse (Sersha)... etc. Edited August 4, 2014 by Graeme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Jason Lee named his kids Pilot Inspektor, Sonny Lee and Casper.Clearly, he wanted them all aborted.Celebrities are exempt, cause they have money and are constantly trying to out-do each other in the "weird name" prize ever since Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit. And Gwynth Paltrow naming her kid Apple. Fucking Apple!!Honorable mention though to Penn Jillette for his kids Zolten and Moxie CrimeFighter.Not a typo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 just wondering.it totally is for me.here is my theory - if your parents named you something "unique" i.e. Brittine, Chauntelle, Destiny - they're probably crazy, uneducated or have very poor judgement. Or probably all three. So, that said, they probably raised a person who is A, B or C, or ABC. In which case, I want nothing to do with you.I do admit a child could be raised under such conditions and turn into a very legitimate person, but i contend such a person would change their name ASAP to something like Kate, so if you're still rockin Seachelle, I want nothin to do with you.Good news everyone - I've monitored tinder and can confirm, people with "unique" names more often than not have the most pictures.Give me a Sarah or Kaitlyn any day.Thoughts, mygnrforum?P.S. Who names their kid Orsys?My name is Sharquanetelleqwa. Do you have a problem with me, Jackie Moon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 The worst names are the ones where the ignorant trash parents can't spell a legitimate name properly and so therefore bastardize it with their own particular spelling. They should be sterilized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Nikki is pretty bad if that is her first name not just a nickname for Nicole.People with diminutive monikers by default have the worst scum for parents. If your parents named you Josh or Kate and not Joshua or Catherine, they're bastards of the highest order. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Nikki is pretty bad if that is her first name not just a nickname for Nicole.People with diminutive monikers by default have the worst scum for parents.If your parents named you Josh or Kate and not Joshua or Catherine, they're bastards of the highest order.That's different here. Nikki is quite a common name and the women I know really are called Nikki, not Nicole. For some reason, they're not in the league of Cindy, Wendy, Kelly... either. You would hardly ever see children here with names like Catherine, Elizabeth or Joshua. We almost always have a shorter form of the classic name. I don't like names like Sharquanetelleqwa (no offence ZoSo) or strange spelling, but I don't care for the really classic names either. For instance, I wouldn't like to be called Elizabeth Johnson, because there must be a million of them running around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 I was talking to a beautiful girl. Her name was Sarah. All was well. Until I saw it spelled.Sarahe./losemynumber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Mother of jaysus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Angel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Americans are brilliant at terrible names - all those Cobys and Tobys and Dwights and Dwaynes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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