Amir Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 “Depending on where you’re at, if you’re in public, if you’re in front of kids, if you’re around strangers, I mean it can make a person break real fast,” he said. “When you’re on your knees at your father’s funeral at his casket, and you’re saying goodbye to him, and then you have nine orgasms right there while your whole family is standing behind you, you never want to have another orgasm as long as you live. But you know what? They just keep on coming.”http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/wisconsin-man-suffers-100-unwanted-orgasms-a-day/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I'm finding it really hard to be sympathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) Lol I just watched the video. Bahahaha. It seems like this guy is mainly suffering from guilt about having an orgasm. Probably raised super religious or something. Dude just fucking relax man. He's like those annoying loud guys in porn. Calm the fuck down. I hope he was just playing it up for the camera. Getting on the ground like that...lol fucking chill. Edited September 30, 2014 by Broskirose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSoftie Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I'm finding it really hard to be sympathetic.Same. The story about the funeral is horrifying but I'm still swaying between the cringeworthy horror and the humour of it. I think Family Guy has ruined me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Getting on the ground like thatThis and if he's having orgasm sensations in his legs and arms ect, is that really an orgasm?It would be a terrible condition to have long term, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's faking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Wouldn't he need some sort of adult nappy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 That's what I was wondering, Drama I've once seen a woman on tv once who had that condition. It may sound funny at first, but it must be horrible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strange Broue Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 He is uglyHis orgasms are uglyHis wife is ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Saw this on one of the news sites I visited. Reminded me of this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) Couldn't he just shag his wife constantly? I mean just really leave her looking like a crushed jam donut down there cos shit shouldn't be able to go forever? Just smash her back doors right in? Edited September 30, 2014 by Johnny Drama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman2000 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Well, now I feel stupid for living in Wisconsin with the sick ass guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff27 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I do feel sorry for him to a degree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyman Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I like that he was frolfing in the beginning of the video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumblefeet Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Well that kinda disproves Steven Tyler's theory that if people had an orgasm button, they'd be pressing it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted September 30, 2014 Author Share Posted September 30, 2014 Wouldn't he need some sort of adult nappy?Thing is, how many times is he actually blowing a load? Wouldn't 90+% be dry orgasms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spliff Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 “Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”hahaha im sorry but that's funny as fuck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val22 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 He must have to change his shorts a hundred times a day! lolGross if he's in public. He probably doesn't go out much. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanisk_Slakt Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 That's what I was wondering, Drama I've once seen a woman on tv once who had that condition. It may sound funny at first, but it must be horrible.Same. I remember seeing a documentary about it. It's hard to have a normal life with work, friends, family, etc. when you have to take a break and be alone for a few minutes all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) So when you say Wisconsin, you really mean that part of Michigan that's in Wisconsin.- and when you say man, you really mean hippo.- and when you say suffers from, you really mean enjoys.And when you say unwanted, you really mean luckiest guy alive.Michigan hippo enjoys 100 luckiest guy alive orgasms. Edited October 1, 2014 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Oh my God, I feel terrible for laughing at this. "I was on my knees at my fathers funeral, at his casket, and I have 9 orgasms, right there, with my whole family.... and you know what? They just keep on coming." :lol: Fuck me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulla Lex Ink. Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Oh my God, I feel terrible for laughing at this. "I was on my knees at my fathers funeral, at his casket, and I have 9 orgasms, right there, with my whole family.... and you know what? They just keep on coming." :lol: Fuck me.... Heeey, I was gonna point that out! Freakin' joke stealer But yes, it is terribly funny and sad. But mostly funny, haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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