Amir Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11131885/Kim-Jong-Un-so-fat-he-has-fractured-his-ankles.html"He is now believed to weigh at least 20 stone as a result of his fondness for heavy drinking and imported Swiss cheese, which he gained a taste for while at school in Switzerland."Can't wait to see Glorious Leader in a mobility scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Pretty crazy shit, so glad I don't live in a fucking hell hole like North Korea...poor people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Fatter then ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Amazing story! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share Posted October 1, 2014 http://newsthump.com/2014/10/01/kim-jong-un-broke-ankles-leaping-tall-building-in-single-bound-confirms-pyongyang/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use Your Delusion 1 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 simply disgustingNorth Korea operate like its 1300 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma16 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What the fuck is a stone? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use Your Delusion 1 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What the fuck is a stone?get out more, they're all around you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What the fuck is a stone?Like 14 pounds or something retarded that makes no sense. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Isn't it 16? I reckon Americans measure weight in small increments cuz it makes them feel better about being big fat puddings. 'I lost two pounds this week!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 No, it's 14. 1 stone = 14 pounds = 6.35 kg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What the fuck is a stone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 No, it's 14. 1 stone = 14 pounds = 6.35 kgShit, i've lost more weight than I thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Isn't it 16? I reckon Americans measure weight in small increments cuz it makes them feel better about being big fat puddings. 'I lost two pounds this week!' And I reckon the British use larger increments so they can mask the fact that they're just as fat. "I only weigh 20 stone!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 And we don't add up well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Using the American system of measurement is just as retarded as using stone as a unit of measurement. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Using the American system of measurement is just as retarded as using stone as a unit of measurement.I have, and always will be of the opinion that our system is retarded. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 http://newsthump.com/2014/10/01/kim-jong-un-broke-ankles-leaping-tall-building-in-single-bound-confirms-pyongyang/That...that's satire, right? I mean, I wouldn't put it past the DPRK to state that as the cause, but those quotes look like a seventh grader wrote them - "you can put that bit in your report!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) He might be fat but he could have all of us killed.Easily. Edited October 1, 2014 by streak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdHeartBreaker Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 He might be fat but he could have all of us killed.Easily.As much as I find the country fascinating, there's nothing impressive about this evil man. He could not kill anyone without the help of his minions around him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Seems to be the Cuban heels which are problematic. My fella's a big lad and has naturally developed decent muscles to carry his weight. I find it really pleasing that he's wearing heels named after one of the few countries which share North Korea's Communist policies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Sounds like an article from The Onion or something 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Sounds like an article from The Onion or something My initial response was that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share Posted October 1, 2014 http://newsthump.com/2014/10/01/kim-jong-un-broke-ankles-leaping-tall-building-in-single-bound-confirms-pyongyang/That...that's satire, right? I mean, I wouldn't put it past the DPRK to state that as the cause, but those quotes look like a seventh grader wrote them - "you can put that bit in your report!" Yes, NewsThump and The Daily Mash are UK equivalents of The Onion (though the original article is real). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not An FSB Agent Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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