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Kim Jong Un 'so fat he has fractured his ankles'


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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11131885/Kim-Jong-Un-so-fat-he-has-fractured-his-ankles.html

"He is now believed to weigh at least 20 stone as a result of his fondness for heavy drinking and imported Swiss cheese, which he gained a taste for while at school in Switzerland."

Can't wait to see Glorious Leader in a mobility scooter.

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Isn't it 16? I reckon Americans measure weight in small increments cuz it makes them feel better about being big fat puddings. 'I lost two pounds this week!' :lol:

And I reckon the British use larger increments so they can mask the fact that they're just as fat. "I only weigh 20 stone!"

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Seems to be the Cuban heels which are problematic. My fella's a big lad and has naturally developed decent muscles to carry his weight.

I find it really pleasing that he's wearing heels named after one of the few countries which share North Korea's Communist policies.

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That...that's satire, right? I mean, I wouldn't put it past the DPRK to state that as the cause, but those quotes look like a seventh grader wrote them - "you can put that bit in your report!" :blink:

Yes, NewsThump and The Daily Mash are UK equivalents of The Onion (though the original article is real).

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