Val22 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 He was probably trying to punish some innocent person and broke his ankles instead. lolWho the hell cares? Maybe next time, he'll kill himself and the people of North Korea can be free to live their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 He was probably trying to punish some innocent person and broke his ankles instead. lolWho the hell cares? Maybe next time, he'll kill himself and the people of North Korea can be free to live their lives....Not exactly. There's been lots of threads about this on Reddit the last few days given his absence from everything, and the consensus seems to be that his death at this point in time would not be the best thing for the citizens of North Korea. Let's say KJU drops dead today - that doesn't mean everyone in North Korea is automatically free. There's no heir apparent that is suitable to take over from Kim. His one brother was disowned by their father for trying to visit Disneyland in Tokyo, and currently holds asylum in China IIRC. His other brother was essentially considered too much of a wimp to rule by Kim Jong Il. Basically, Kim wasn't even an ideal choice, he was just the least bad choice.He does have a daughter, but she is less than 2 years old - obviously unfit to rule. He is also married, but we don't really know anything about her and as such don't know if she would be fit to rule. The most likely scenario in the death of Kim seems to be a military takeover, since the high ranking military officials would still be in power. Military takeover = increased aggression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haters Gonna Hate Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 What the fuck is a stone?HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THOSE ARE STONES OMFG HAHAHA. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A STONE IS AHAHA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevelle Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 That doesn't seem heavy enough to break both of someone's ankles...if that was the case, every one of Walmart's customers would be crawling around the store trying to grab their Hostess cakes off the shelf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 If I were a North Korean dictator I would eat, fuck and do drugs all day every day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share Posted October 2, 2014 That doesn't seem heavy enough to break both of someone's ankles...if that was the case, every one of Walmart's customers would be crawling around the store trying to grab their Hostess cakes off the shelf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 If I were a North Korean dictator I would eat, fuck and do drugs all day every day.Of course. And as a Kim you would have all the best totty: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I'd be importing bitches too. I'd be a one man boost to Scandinavian GDPs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 If I were a North Korean dictator I would eat, fuck and do drugs all day every day.I'd be importing bitches too. I'd be a one man boost to Scandinavian GDPs. This isn't your lesson plan for your world geography class, is it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 He may be fatter than ever but has he lost his rasp also? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 If I were a North Korean dictator I would eat, fuck and do drugs all day every day.I'd be importing bitches too. I'd be a one man boost to Scandinavian GDPs. This isn't your lesson plan for your world geography class, is it?It is. I have students find North Korea on a map, and then I tell them that I'm the North Korean dictator and I'd like to import some sex slaves from Scandinavia. Their task is then to map out my trade routes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 If I were a North Korean dictator I would eat, fuck and do drugs all day every day.Doing it wrong. If you're that powerful you gotta fuck drugs, eat whores and snort lines of fried chicken cos why the fuck not and if the doctors can't save you during the 16th time you get a thigh stuck in your nostril just kill his whole family in front of him before gouging out his eyeballs and shelving them in your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Why don't you merely become dictator of Scandinavia then? It seems like a bit of hassle, becoming dictator of N. Korea and having to import a harem thousands of miles around the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 That's because he can take on a bunch of underfed 5 foot tall North-Koreans, but an army of Lithiums ? No, I don't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Why don't you merely become dictator of Scandinavia then? It seems like a bit of hassle, becoming dictator of N. Korea and having to import a harem thousands of miles around the world.I'm trying to stay on topic. That's because he can take on a bunch of underfed 5 foot tall North-Koreans, but an army of Lithiums ? No, I don't think so.I'd just confiscate all the squat racks. Done, I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 After reading that I am concerned for Axl now. He has notoriously weak ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Does he have any kids? Or does his erection not reach out far enough from his fat to get inside a woman's vagina? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 His wife has a prolapsed vagina so that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Does he have any kids? Or does his erection not reach out far enough from his fat to get inside a woman's vagina?He has one daughter, who is thought to be almost 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Kim Jong Un so fat, the North Korea marathon is to run around him, once.Kim Jong Un so fat, he sat on rainbow and Skittles came out.Kim Jong Un so fat, he takes his baths in the Pacific because Atlantic's too small!Kim Jong Un so fat he gave Dracula diabetes!Kim Jong Un so fat, all you can eat buffets pay him to stay away.Kim Jung Un so fat, he jumped out of bed and there was an Earthquake in Japan.Kim Jung Un so fat, he sent a search party out for his junk and that got lost too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Does he have any kids? Or does his erection not reach out far enough from his fat to get inside a woman's vagina?lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 False alarm guys. Reports are coming in from the North Korean news network that Kim is in a good mood, less bloated and cracking jokes with Dennis Rodman. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Kim Jong Un so fat, he slipped in ocean and broke the ocean. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not An FSB Agent Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 North Korea has restricted access to Pyongyang in the past few days amid rumors of an internal power struggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I can't help but noticed that a lot of women defectors are hot. I am sure it has a lot to do with South Korean influence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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