Cosmo Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Is anyone here from or has been to Australia? I'm going there with my girlfriend this christmas and staying there 'til mid january and we've kinda arranged some plans but we'd love to know if there are things we should avoid or have to do, y'know? Any tips? We're arriving in Sydney, planning on staying there for 4 days, then planning on heading to Byron Bay by plane, staying there for 3 days, getting a greyhound to Surfers Paradise staying there for 5 days or so, visiting Movieworld, Dreamworld and Wet N' Wild, then heading for Brisbane, also by greyhound, visiting the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary, and staying there for 3 days then getting a plane to Cairns, staying there for 4 days and then heading back to Sydney and back home to Brazil. So... any tips? Thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Have fun being woken up by one of these crawling on your face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Lol I was just gonna post, everything is venomous. Lith got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Make a documentary - "Finding HighVoltage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Make a documentary - "Finding HighVoltage"He shows up on this forum more than you hooray for tolerance!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Everything kills you. You have, hunstman spiders crawling up the toilet u-bend, venomous snakes, Crocs, Great Whites circling the coastlines (lest not forget poor ole' Harold Holt), Jellyfish the size of the titanic, Bush fires, and the Suns radioactive heat waves, all trying to kill you.This is how you should dress to blend in with the locals,The women are called Sheilas by the way. Make sure you hire an Ute to navigate the country. Pile it with a lot of pissy beer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Yeah spiders. Enough said lol.Hope you have a great time though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 This is a documentary showing how typical Australians behave, typical Australian behaviour. It should prove useful. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 Seems like fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Watch out for Alf Stewart 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 This is a documentary showing how typical Australians behave, typical Australian behaviour. It should prove useful. You leave Neighbours alone or I'll fucken neck ya ya cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill! Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Say hello to Mick for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Y'flamin' mongrel, y'flamin' hoon, y'flamin' gala, y'dag, y'dropkick! G'day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbie! Fuckin' villians, the lot of em 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill! Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Y'flamin' mongrel, y'flamin' hoon, y'flamin' gala, y'dag, y'dropkick! G'day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbie! Fuckin' villians, the lot of em Ever had sex with an ozzy? Fucking filthy! Great stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I fear them, big scary sheep-shearing birds, fuck that, they'd crush my soft city arse like a fuckin' snail They're just fuckin' fat cockneys that have been in the sun too long, they sent Ikey Solomon and them over as a fuckin' punishment back in the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val22 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I had a friend who went in 1974 and he had to go to the Australia embassy in NYC and get a work visa. I don't know if this is still a law, but if you stay in Australia more than a few months, you have to find work to stay there.I know he did some odd jobs while traveling through the country/continent. He was there for almost a year. He loved it.But that was a long time ago, so the best thing to do is contact someone in the Australia embassy or look online.I've heard it's beautiful and if you surf it's got the best waves in the world, but watch out for the great white sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I want to see a Bogan spade fight live if I ever go. But until then there's YouTube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivil war Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 One thing I can promise you is you'll have a great time. We're a pretty easy going bunch (most of us anyway), so relax and enjoy yourself while your here. And the spiders aint that bad. Sharks on the other hand scare the shit outta me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I killed a spider the other day and it gurgled when I crushed it to death with a tissue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivil war Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I killed a spider the other day and it gurgled when I crushed it to death with a tissue.What about the ones you whack with a thong and hundreds of baby spiders go scurrying everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I usually stomp them with a forceful blow so that a non issue most of the time. But yeah you have to when it's one of those ones that are as wide as your hand and look like a furry, vicious crab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I usually stomp them with a forceful blow so that a non issue most of the time. But yeah you have to when it's one of those ones that are as wide as your hand and look like a furry, vicious crab.what the fuck man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russel Nash Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 If you are really lucky you'll get to see Duff Mckagan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Why are you going to Australia with your girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan H. Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Everything in Australia wants to kill you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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