Dazey Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Apparently so are the Yanks. http://m.vice.com/en_uk/vice-profiles/animal-fuckers-219Denmark is far from the only place you can fuck a dolphin, horse, pig, or dog. In fact, more than a dozen US states and territories legally permit some form of man-bites-dog action, including Alabama, Connecticut, Hawaii, Kentucky, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Texas, Vermont, West Virginia, Wyoming, and Washington, DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 is that why you're looking to move to America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 14, 2014 Author Share Posted October 14, 2014 Dunno like I'm starting to like the look of Denmark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 How does one fuck a dolphin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 14, 2014 Author Share Posted October 14, 2014 How does one fuck a dolphin?Usually with a tuna net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapJon Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodil_Joensen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Yeah, John West does it for em, good answer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodil_JoensenLegend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 How does one fuck a dolphin?Likely something of a blowhole scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I gotta say if i had to fuck an animal, i mean if i HAD to, I'd fuck a dolphin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I gotta say if i had to fuck an animal, i mean if i HAD to, I'd fuck a dolphin.The thought that you actually considered the various options kind of frightens me, Len. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I gotta say if i had to fuck an animal, i mean if i HAD to, I'd fuck a dolphin.The thought that you actually considered the various options kind of frightens me, Len.The pig option was messy, you don't wanna the mental images that one threw up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulla Lex Ink. Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 How does one fuck a dolphin?Likely something of a blowhole scenario.There's a "blowjob" joke there, but uh... I don't really want to touch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I gotta say if i had to fuck an animal, i mean if i HAD to, I'd fuck a dolphin.Len exposedSee I was right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapJon Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) I gotta say if i had to fuck an animal, i mean if i HAD to, I'd fuck a dolphin.The thought that you actually considered the various options kind of frightens me, Len.The pig option was messy, you don't wanna the mental images that one threw up Have you seen a pigs dick? Bodil Joenssen jerked and sucked one in at least one of her films. It's a god damned cork screw. You know how I know that. Edited October 17, 2014 by CheapJon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Well, they do have curly tails sooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanisk_Slakt Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Having sex with animals is allowed in Sweden too unless it can be proved that it harms the animal, since it falls under animal cruelty then.It used to be forbidden, but in the 40's when homosexuality became legal they made sodomy (which can mean both anal sex and sex with animals) legal and for some stupid reason they haven't changed the law so it's forbidden again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 When I lived in Holland I was shocked to see all the sex shops had a bestiality porn section. Needless to say, after I'd finished jerking off in the aisle I left in disgust. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapJon Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Having sex with animals is allowed in Sweden too unless it can be proved that it harms the animal, since it falls under animal cruelty then.It used to be forbidden, but in the 40's when homosexuality became legal they made sodomy (which can mean both anal sex and sex with animals) legal and for some stupid reason they haven't changed the law so it's forbidden again.It used to be yes, but since april 1 this year it's illegal once again, even if the animal enjoys it. http://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=2327&artikel=5791027 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Having sex with animals is allowed in Sweden too unless it can be proved that it harms the animal, since it falls under animal cruelty then. It used to be forbidden, but in the 40's when homosexuality became legal they made sodomy (which can mean both anal sex and sex with animals) legal and for some stupid reason they haven't changed the law so it's forbidden again.It used to be yes, but since april 1 this year it's illegal once again, even if the animal enjoys it. http://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=2327&artikel=5791027Like that you added 'even if it enjoys it'. "Aww, come on officer, you should have seen the grin on that alsatian's face. He was having the time of his life!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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