SoNobodyToldYaBaby Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 So me and my sisters husband were chilling watching TV and he flicked onto a show about ladyboys and he turned to me and smiled and said 'would ya?' And my immediate answer was 'fuck no you sicko' but i gotta be honest after a few beers id find it very difficult to discern between a trans gender and a real woman (the Asian ones now not those stocky ass Brazilian ones with an Adams apple like a golf ball). I hear its quite common for straight men to go to places like Thailand specifically to try the ladyboys so I'm asking are any you filthy feckers ever tried it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 So me and my sisters husband were chilling watching TV and he flicked onto a show about ladyboys and he turned to me and smiled and said 'would ya?'How sore is your butt hole right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivil war Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 A fucked tranny means something very different to a mechanic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 You get a bit extra than what you bargained for - just ask Ronaldo (the original fatty Ronaldo that is and not the prick from Madeira). An extra parcel! I bet Pit...oh, sorry, I am going to stop now with the Pit gags. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFA Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 No, no, and no.Our good friend, snake-pit, may have to in his porn career though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I thought Snakes already said he got sucked off by a Lady Gaga impersonating transvestite in the back seat of a cab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFA Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I thought Snakes already said he got sucked off by a Lady Gaga impersonating transvestite in the back seat of a cab?I need the story on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I thought Snakes already said he got sucked off by a Lady Gaga impersonating transvestite in the back seat of a cab?I need the story on thisI am sure there are better stories to jerk off too on the internet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/transsexual-reality-star-miriam-rivera-195335would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Snake-Pit Posted October 18, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2014 (edited) Damn tranny sat on my dinner that night... I still ate it though.It was Indian food...PP - Plastic Pussy!Mangina!Gates of Hell!Tupperware pussy!Fake tits, fake vag', man body, man skin, ewl.It was wet, like an open wound sort of wet... - Ewl.Only got head still, was gonna fuck, but then 2 things happened that made me want to go as soon as I got back to theirs..; 1, they introduced me as their client and then took a hit of crack from a bong, that's 2. - I was gone. - As soon as that happened, I just said"Yo Gaga... I'm gone.""See ya..."On the way back thinking 'fuck just happened? and ewl and 'I guess I never learn!' - Calling my supplier as, I had a big bit of weed on me anyway that I didn't tell that tranny about because I was meant to sell because I was selling back then, and informing them (my supplier) that I was coming back to Thornton Heath (this was gone midnight). and that I was in Brixton, but tbh, I just wanted to hear her voice; She was like"What are you doing in Brixton?"I lied - told her nothing of what just happened...Got home, and the day after, once I got my appetite back, I ate my dinner that the tranny sat on, posted about it. Edited October 18, 2014 by Snake-Pit 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 That is literally the best post in the forums history and if it doesn't get bare likes and becomes popular as fuck then there's something wrong with the lot of you, Snakes I apologise for every out of order thing i ever said to you cuz you're a fuckin' legend, 'i ate my dinner that the tranny sat on', brilliant, just astonishingly brilliant, like that fuckin' post and like it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Would like but apparently I'm up to my 'like limit' for the day. What kind of fucking stupid rule is that?http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/transsexual-reality-star-miriam-rivera-195335 would you?To be fair I've been with women who looked less like women than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/transsexual-reality-star-miriam-rivera-195335would you?Yeah I'd probably go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 You're a fuckin' dirty fuckin' bastard McLeod The fuckin' thighs are wrong, that fuckin' top bit of the thigh area is fuckin' wrong Actually I was talking to a transsexual the other day and uh, this particular one i ain't seen in ages as she lives abroad and we was just catching up and I was like have you heard about them scandals that have been going on since you been abroad and she's giving me her fuckin' opinion right and she's like yeah (not in these words obviously!) Saville was a wrong un but most of the rest of them are getting done for fuck all and then she cites Dave Lee Travis specifically and she's like (and this kinda shocked me to be honest) oh he only groped her breasts and thats nothing, thats minor, that went on all the time in the 70s, i got worse than that at work etc etc etc and I'm telling my brother this later and he actually kind of hit upon something, in a sort of cloddish working class haphazard way, he said something like 'only a fuckin' geezer would say that!' and its like, y'know what, he's fuckin' right, only a fuckin' bloke would say that. I ain't got nothing against people chopping their bits off if they feel like it but like, see that, now he's been a fuckin' bird for...God, must be at very least 15 years, no in fact a lot more, i can't remember exactly but he still thinks like a fuckin' geezer, no bird in the world, no proper bird, would ever say some bollocks like that, 'oh thats a minor, bit of a grope!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 You're a fuckin' dirty fuckin' bastard McLeod The fuckin' thighs are wrong, that fuckin' top bit of the thigh area is fuckin' wrong Actually I was talking to a transsexual the other day and uh, this particular one i ain't seen in ages as she lives abroad and we was just catching up and I was like have you heard about them scandals that have been going on since you been abroad and she's giving me her fuckin' opinion right and she's like yeah (not in these words obviously!) Saville was a wrong un but most of the rest of them are getting done for fuck all and then she cites Dave Lee Travis specifically and she's like (and this kinda shocked me to be honest) oh he only groped her breasts and thats nothing, thats minor, that went on all the time in the 70s, i got worse than that at work etc etc etc and I'm telling my brother this later and he actually kind of hit upon something, in a sort of cloddish working class haphazard way, he said something like 'only a fuckin' geezer would say that!' and its like, y'know what, he's fuckin' right, only a fuckin' bloke would say that. I ain't got nothing against people chopping their bits off if they feel like it but like, see that, now he's been a fuckin' bird for...God, must be at very least 15 years, no in fact a lot more, i can't remember exactly but he still thinks like a fuckin' geezer, no bird in the world, no proper bird, would ever say some bollocks like that, 'oh thats a minor, bit of a grope!'Why do I read your posts in a Peter Cook, Derek & Clive voice in my head? Compliment, by the way. And yeah, you can chop the nob off the bloke but you can't take the man out of the brain. Mind you, not true in all cases, there's the ones who've been really tortured about being born the wrong sex their whole life and actually are like a woman in a man's body until they do something about it.http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/transsexual-reality-star-miriam-rivera-195335 would you?Yeah I'd probably go there. It'd almost be worth going with a tranny just for the pub conversation the next day. "Should have seen the girl I was with last night. Stunner. Come to bed eyes, great tits - and her fucking cock! Wow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Why do I read your posts in a Peter Cook, Derek & Clive voice in my head?I took that as about the most MASSIVE fuckin' compliment anyones ever paid me, thats made my day better than my last shag, thank you thank you and thank you thrice sir! Peter Cook eh? Go on, tell me more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Glow Inc. Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 No I haven't and I would never do it knowingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 No I haven't and I would never do it knowingly. Trust me, you'd know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 No, that's gross. I don't have a problem with trannies though. I can strike a conversation with one it will not matter to me if they're gross like that. (personal taste) It's a human being but it's gross to me in a sexual way. I'd rather fuck a grapefruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Good lad Dazey!Im still in two minds......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 There is of course, a question of beer intake. Sober and it is, ''nee (do not know why I am doing a Geordie accent by the way) fuckin way am I going with a man in a wig''. Five pints and you might just be up for it providing you are on top. Fifteen pints and you have no recollection beyond, a pain in your buttocks, a gait like John Wayne and a salty taste in your mouth the following morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Oi, dont slag off The Dukes walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 (edited) You're a fuckin' dirty fuckin' bastard McLeod The fuckin' thighs are wrong, that fuckin' top bit of the thigh area is fuckin' wrong Well I may be a respectable married man and father to be these days but in my somewhat chequered past I would've been all over that like Jimmy Savile on a childhood cancer patient! Edited October 18, 2014 by Dazey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Someone I went to uni with is now claiming they're now neither gender: strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Someone I went to uni with is now claiming they're now neither gender: strange.What do they have down there? A Mattel logo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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