Johnny Drama Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Sorry. That was rude of me. You probably don't wanna sound that raucous on here. More like:Lio to Mr. Lio: Wanna commit Onanism all over my fucking face, please dear? T'it would be ever so lovely, sugarbuns.I knew Onan was the worlds first wanker but i didnt know the bit about knocking off his brothers missus.Levirate marriage. You die, your brother gets your mourning sloppy seconds. Everyone wins. Sam Cooke's always appropriate, you Philistinic troglodyte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Thanks for the relationship advice, JD. Will certainly try that out!Also: how absurd to consider tattoos a sin. I'd never heard of that. I guess we're not that bible abiding here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) Makes sense really, from a religious perspective, its like desicrating what God gave you. You're made in his image...then altering it cuz you think you'd be better with 'x'. Edited October 24, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron MikeyJ Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) Yeah well Jews can have anal if it's any consolation to them. More reasons to love Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson <3I'm not talking to you or about you, but you jokingly brought up a point that I have always thought is odd.... Any man that is obsessed or infatuated with anal sex (even with a female) must have some homosexual tendincies. Why in the world would you want to stick your dick in an asshole, when they are made with perfecly wonderful input on the otherside??? Honestly I have always wondered this. I have not ever had anal sex, nor do I have any interest in it. Vagina's are made for that purpose, why do you need a different input? Now I know someone is going to say, well every guy loves head, thats not a vagina. True, but that one is accepted by females. I have yet to meet a woman that LOVES to take it in the rear. They don't like it, they don't want it. Besides it IS the practice of homosexual sex. I have to wonder about the men that are obsessed with anal, I really do. Sounds like a lay over on the way to gay town, if you ask me.....But again, I'm not implying anything towards you, not trying to offend. Edited October 24, 2014 by Mike420 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Perhaps its just the fact that tighter feels better? By that rationale the slacker the cooch you like the more hetero you are. Or maybe they just have little winkies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 24, 2014 Author Share Posted October 24, 2014 It is not really the same god though in the sense that the Jews see Jesus as a false prophet. To the Jews, the first covenant between God and Israel remains unbroken. To most Christian denominations, that same covenant, the covenant of the OT that is, was not followed through sufficiently by the 'chosen people' thus requiring a second covenant through the intermediary, Jesus Christ. Also, it is important that there are variations between the Tanakh and the Christian OT and also between various Christian denominations. Some books are canonical in one tradition and apocrypha in another. One of the disputed books for instance is Esdras.Just like I said then. A load of fuckin' cobblers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron MikeyJ Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Perhaps its just the fact that tighter feels better? By that rationale the slacker the cooch you like the more hetero you are. Or maybe they just have little winkies LOL, perhaps. But the thought of chocolate stains no my soldier, doesn't get my motor running. Besides that's probably how aids came around, mixing seman with fecal matter, than having little virus crawling in your pisser. That whole thought.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) You do have a shower after yknow, otherwise how nice does your todger smell covered in cooter-juice? and how hygienic is eating her out? Edited October 24, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Yeah well Jews can have anal if it's any consolation to them. More reasons to love Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson <3Yeah cuz i bet they love Iranians eh? Forbidden fruit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) Yeah well Jews can have anal if it's any consolation to them. More reasons to love Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson <3Yeah cuz i bet they love Iranians eh? Forbidden fruit vs abject prejudice Edited October 24, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Yeah well Jews can have anal if it's any consolation to them. More reasons to love Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson <3Yeah cuz i bet they love Iranians eh? Forbidden fruit vs abject prejudice Israeli soldier vs Iranian terrorist porn is popular in both countries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron MikeyJ Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 You do have a shower after yknow, otherwise how nice does your todger smell covered in cooter-juice? and how hygienic is eating her out?That is the smell of success my friend. Any day you wake up with cooter smell on your junk, that's a good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Just thought about one of my favourite Patrice O'Neal joke.He spots a young good-looking woman in the audience."How old are you?""Twenty.""TWEN-TY!.... <shakeshead> I bet your pussy tastes of hope." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 You do have a shower after yknow, otherwise how nice does your todger smell covered in cooter-juice? and how hygienic is eating her out?That is the smell of success my friend. Any day you wake up with cooter smell on your junk, that's a good day. Oh it's usually a wonderful day that don't mean i wanna be taking the niff of minge around with me all day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 It is not really the same god though in the sense that the Jews see Jesus as a false prophet. To the Jews, the first covenant between God and Israel remains unbroken. To most Christian denominations, that same covenant, the covenant of the OT that is, was not followed through sufficiently by the 'chosen people' thus requiring a second covenant through the intermediary, Jesus Christ. Also, it is important that there are variations between the Tanakh and the Christian OT and also between various Christian denominations. Some books are canonical in one tradition and apocrypha in another. One of the disputed books for instance is Esdras.Just like I said then. A load of fuckin' cobblers! Well, that is entirely subjective. If you are Jewish or Christian, of a fairly passionate sentiment, these are incredibly important issues. They literally concern, your whole existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Yeah well Jews can have anal if it's any consolation to them. More reasons to love Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson <3 Yeah cuz i bet they love Iranians eh? Forbidden fruit vs abject prejudice Israeli soldier vs Iranian terrorist porn is popular in both countries...Well yeah. Have you seen the birds that fight in the Israeli Army? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Is it wrong that i wanna watch one now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Picture says it all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I'd hate to be in the opposing army to them, how can you shoot at them? I also think like, it's damaging to the male psyche to have to murder women with a boner, it'd throw up all sorts of Freudian psychological connundrums OY RECKONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 It is not really the same god though in the sense that the Jews see Jesus as a false prophet. To the Jews, the first covenant between God and Israel remains unbroken. To most Christian denominations, that same covenant, the covenant of the OT that is, was not followed through sufficiently by the 'chosen people' thus requiring a second covenant through the intermediary, Jesus Christ. Also, it is important that there are variations between the Tanakh and the Christian OT and also between various Christian denominations. Some books are canonical in one tradition and apocrypha in another. One of the disputed books for instance is Esdras.Just like I said then. A load of fuckin' cobblers! Well, that is entirely subjective.Of course whether you think something is a load of fuckin' cobblers is subjective. If people claim the world is flat I'll say THAT is a load of fuckin' cobblers, and you might very well argue that that, too, is entirely subjective. "To you it might be cobblers, " you might say, "but to them earth really is flat". But the nice things about being conscious is that we can sort of see behind people's subjective and personal opinions on things -- which is really cool because peoples' brains don't work for shit and hence it is full of ridiculous opinions and thoughts -- and see that it really is a fuckin' load of cobblers. The earth is round..ish. Fact. The large religions believe in different fictional gods as evidenced by their obvious differences in dogmas and teachings. Fact. Some very well-intentioned people might argue that they are all really bowing down to the same god, in the naive hope that this will unite the godheads and make the world a better place, and that all the differences between the big theisms are due to people having interpreted god in oh so different ways, which is a fuckin' load of bollocks because such a unitarian effort really only survives on the flawed premise that there really IS a god that has been misinterpreted and misunderstood. To everyone who isn't buying into the "god exists nonsense", a definition of a god only makes sense when it serves to differentiate between denominations and religions, otherwise it would all just be one religion with one god and we would be bereft of a word that would distinguish between the various religions and gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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