Ace Nova Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Jeg alt ga.That's all I know.and jeg alt ga bra.Hmmmm...............Scandinavia.... A region of Europe that I guess I'd like to visit. I'm sure you would....pretty much every Scandanavian woman I have ever has been very attractive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I bet if the weather had been a factor, Norway hadn't come out on top Other than that: congrats, Norway! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 It means "the shittiest", as in "move, just pick a country, any country, throw a dart at a globus if you have a hard time, and move there. It will definitely be a better place to be than the shithole of a country where you are right now".So if I were to do that, and my dart ended up in Norway, would I stand a chance of actually getting in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Doesn't Norway have an unusually high rate of bestiality though? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB. Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Well yeah Lio. I know there have been many dutch people who moved to Norway lately. Even some people I know. Something to do with Norwegians all moving to the city and they have not enough skilled people in the country side. They have such a high education level there, that there is a shortage of people like plumbers, farmers and such.If you are willing living in the middle of nowhere, you probably can get in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Well yeah Lio.I know there have been many dutch people who moved to Norway lately. Even some people I know. Something to do with Norwegians all moving to the city and they have not enough skilled people in the country side. They have such a high education level there, that there is a shortage of people like plumbers, farmers and such.If you are willing living in the middle of nowhere, you probably can get in.Oh, yes, I've probably seen a few on 'Ik vertrek' I asked the question, because Canada and especially Australia are high on that list too, and I know that to get in, you need at least a bag of money or a high college degree. That way, it's easy to have a high average income, of course, so that's why I wondered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanisk_Slakt Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Meanwhile Sweden has gone to shit due to right winged policy for 8 years and far higher asylum immigration than any other western country. It's apparently more important for us to help a hundred thousand extra leeches a year than to be able to take care of our own population and problems. We import analphabetic morons from Africa who doesn't contribute to the society in any other way than to cost, vandalize and increase the crime statistics, we import Arabs whose biggest contribution other than increased crime statistics and welfare costs are that we have a pizzeria in every block of the city. Last 8 years we've also had a right winged government that has completely ruined the welfare system it we built up for 70 years before that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 That's funny, because some people here in Belgium accuse our leftwing government of having done exactly that in the past couple of decades. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB. Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 That's funny, because some people here in Belgium accuse our leftwing government of having done exactly that in the past couple of decades.Same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Doesn't Norway have an unusually high rate of bestiality though? Meanwhile Sweden has gone to shit due to right winged policy for 8 years and far higher asylum immigration than any other western country. It's apparently more important for us to help a hundred thousand extra leeches a year than to be able to take care of our own population and problems. We import analphabetic morons from Africa who doesn't contribute to the society in any other way than to cost, vandalize and increase the crime statistics, we import Arabs whose biggest contribution other than increased crime statistics and welfare costs are that we have a pizzeria in every block of the city. Last 8 years we've also had a right winged government that has completely ruined the welfare system it we built up for 70 years before that.Wasn't you being a racist just some bullshit facade? Yeah, right. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanisk_Slakt Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 How is that racist? We didn't have analphabetic people here 30 years ago, now it has become a wider problem and it's not among the Swedes. Look up crime statistics and welfare costs. I think you'll find it's all there. Facts, not racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted October 27, 2014 Author Share Posted October 27, 2014 It means "the shittiest", as in "move, just pick a country, any country, throw a dart at a globus if you have a hard time, and move there. It will definitely be a better place to be than the shithole of a country where you are right now".So if I were to do that, and my dart ended up in Norway, would I stand a chance of actually getting in?People move to Norway all the time, so yes, I would think so. I honestly don't understand why more people aren't coming here. Low unemployment rate, very inexpensive health care, 12 months paid maternity/paternity leave, short commutes, stable economy, low crime, guaranteed kindergarden place, minimum five weeks mandatory vacation, good pensions when retired, and much more. It really makes for easy and secure living and should make for a very good place to have a family and raise kids. On the flipside, you have to like weather, we have proper winters, Norwegian culture and cuisine isn't that much to brag about, we are a bit peripheral to the rest of Europe, and we are very, very smug.Doesn't Norway have an unusually high rate of bestiality though?We like to look at it as diversified sexual opportunities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Well yeah Lio.I know there have been many dutch people who moved to Norway lately. Even some people I know. Something to do with Norwegians all moving to the city and they have not enough skilled people in the country side. They have such a high education level there, that there is a shortage of people like plumbers, farmers and such.If you are willing living in the middle of nowhere, you probably can get in.We don't have enough milfs here either, so you two should definitely come.People move to Norway all the time, so yes, I would think so. I honestly don't understand why more people aren't coming here. Low unemployment rate, very inexpensive health care, 12 months paid maternity/paternity leave, short commutes, stable economy, low crime, guaranteed kindergarden place, minimum five weeks mandatory vacation, good pensions when retired, and much more. It really makes for easy and secure living and should make for a very good place to have a family and raise kids. On the flipside, you have to like weather, we have proper winters, Norwegian culture and cuisine isn't that much to brag about, we are a bit peripheral to the rest of Europe, and we are very, very smug.I don't think we need more people. Det er nok av partysvensker i Oslo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GivenToFly Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Meanwhile Sweden has gone to shit due to right winged policy for 8 years and far higher asylum immigration than any other western country. It's apparently more important for us to help a hundred thousand extra leeches a year than to be able to take care of our own population and problems. We import analphabetic morons from Africa who doesn't contribute to the society in any other way than to cost, vandalize and increase the crime statistics, we import Arabs whose biggest contribution other than increased crime statistics and welfare costs are that we have a pizzeria in every block of the city. Last 8 years we've also had a right winged government that has completely ruined the welfare system it we built up for 70 years before that.Is it immigration in general or just low quality immigrants that you dislike? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanisk_Slakt Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 "Low quality immigrants" I suppose.The person I've spent the most time with the last couple of months is an exchange student from Spain and I've no problems with her at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 it's true, great job guys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 (edited) Some of the Scandinavians around here could help me out with this...Norway is the big brother, Sweden is the (not so little) sister....Denmark is the cute little baby of the bunch....and Finland is the red-headed step child.Am I on to something here? Edited October 27, 2014 by Kasanova King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted October 27, 2014 Author Share Posted October 27, 2014 (edited) I don't know if you are on to something, more like on something.Scandinavia consist of Denmark, Sweden and Norway. Norway is in terms of population the smallest of these three. You might be thinking of the Nordic countries which includes Finland and Iceland too. Norwegians are pretty much like Lithium and me, Sweds are well represented by Satanisk_Slakt, Danish are like us only more cultivated, Fins are similar but has that captivating dark and brooding and drunk Russian edge to it, and Iceland apparently don't have the Internets yet. Btw, beware of the Icelanders. They are unmixed descendants of the awesome Vikings and are busy working on polar bear cavalry technology. They'll be coming to a British country near you at any time now. Edited October 27, 2014 by SoulMonster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Some of the Scandinavians around here could help me out with this...Norway is the big brother, Sweden is the (not so little) sister....Denmark is the cute little baby of the bunch....and Finland is the red-headed step child.Am I on to something here?Not really. Norway has the smallest population of the four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Ok, so then it's Sweden big brother, Norway and Denmark younger siblings....and Finland is the red-headed step child with Iceland being the criminal cousin that no one wants to have anything to do with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 (edited) The barman at my old local was a big raging poof from Iceland or Finland. I can't remember which of the two it was but apparently he left because in his words "the population is so small that if you want to get plenty of dick you have to be really careful if you want to avoid fucking your cousin". Edited October 27, 2014 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 My comments were purely tongue-in-cheek but in all seriousness, how do the Scandinavian nations (including Finland and Iceland) regard each other? Is there a sort of "brotherly love" or is there a large amount of disdain? Or a combination of the two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 The whole worlds a shithole really, its all about the folks in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 My comments were purely tongue-in-cheek but in all seriousness, how do the Scandinavian nations (including Finland and Iceland) regard each other? Is there a sort of "brotherly love" or is there a large amount of disdain? Or a combination of the two?Joking aside the incest thing is actually, well, a real thing. Look there's even an app for it. http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-04/18/iceland-incest-app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 My comments were purely tongue-in-cheek but in all seriousness, how do the Scandinavian nations (including Finland and Iceland) regard each other? Is there a sort of "brotherly love" or is there a large amount of disdain? Or a combination of the two?No hostility whatsoever. Whenever Scandinavian countries have a disagreement, it's like siblings arguing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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