tomfriend Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 A woman from my city died after fucking an Alsation. She had anaphylactic shock after the dog jizzed in her.Anaphylactic Dog Jizz Shock is an even better bandname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I'm dead serious. On my phone right now but I'll post a link to the story later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roush Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I'm dead serious. On my phone right now but I'll post a link to the story laterSo the dog's miracle whip killed her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I already shocked Len today with Bentham in London University. Do you want to kill this guy off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 A woman from my city died after fucking an Alsation. She had anaphylactic shock after the dog jizzed in her.Fuck offf Seriously?!?! You're taking the piss and i'm gonna look a right prat after i click post http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFA Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 We've all seen bestiality where the hot chick gets with the dog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 A woman from my city died after fucking an Alsation. She had anaphylactic shock after the dog jizzed in her.Fuck offf Seriously?!?! You're taking the piss and i'm gonna look a right prat after i click post http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/That's fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Cor imagine that. Allergic to dog jizz. Just like peanuts. What's next? Dog jizz snacks on airlines? Dog jizz Snickers bars? Dog jizz satay sauce? Where does it end?! Won't somebody PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 They need to start testing for dog jizz allergies lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 They need to start testing for dog jizz allergies lolWait until the lawyers get involved and we'll be seeing disclaimers on food packets. "Though the upmost caution was taken to ensure that this product is free of dog jizz the customer accepts that they purchase these hooray for tolerance!s at their own risk." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Ah, so it was in Ireland. If you'd just said that all along no one would have hassled you for proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 (edited) In defence it was a German Shepherd Edited November 3, 2014 by Facekicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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