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(Murican) Thanksgiving 2014


magisme

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Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday. Nobody in my family is even remotely close in age to me. That's okay now, but growing up it sucked. The whole day was boring.

Wake up, that stupid Macy's parade was required viewing but absolute torture (except Santa at the end, because he didn't have obnoxious music associated withhim, and kids love Christmas).

Hit first set of grandparents wayyyy too early, like 1:00 - 2:00. House is way too fucking stuffy because of gas heater and heat from kitchen. Wander to living room, you have the really obnoxious sound of football and the men talking about it or their boring jobs. Wander to the kitchen, you have the women gathered, cooking and doing their stupid gossiping. And it's even hotter in there.

Wander outside to escape the stuffiness and the noise. At first, the chill and silence feels great. You wander around a bit. Then it gets too chilly and boring.

Eat. This part is okay.

Too many hugs and dragged-out goodbyes.

Go to other set of grandparents and do it all over again.

Be incredibly tired by 7:30. Pass out mostly from boredom and being too warm.

That's how it was as a kid, and it hasn't changed much as an adult, except now there's only one dinner, not two (I guess that's one of the few positives about having some of your family die off).

I'm thankful when Thanksgiving is over. Way too much time around people you don't want to be around. Worst holiday.

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You aint half a fuckin' moaning old git Deeds, sounds like a lovely day, I'd give my right arm for a family that all eat together and actually like each other and you get hugs and get to enjoy shit together and see parades and all that good jazz.

I cant remember the last time i had a proper hot dinner :lol:

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According to Bill Bryson, Americans prefer this to Christmas.

Really? I don't. I get presents on Christmas. I get turkey on Thanksgiving. No contest.

He said, Christmas in America is shit. He said all the malls are open and it merely seems like another day. This is from his book, Made in America.

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I dont think i could hack Christmas in any othe country but England, it wouldnt be the same. Vast expansive spaces and...mild weather and no Boxing Day. There's something in the atmosphere, the air crackles, there's a cosiness to it, Christmas lights shining out of every house, everyone wishing you a merry christmas with every goodbye, its the weirdest most inexplicable thing. Perhaps I'm prone to romanticising but it really does feel special in a way nothing else does, it brings a sort of warmth to even the most unfriendliest places. I've never really had a Christmas being as how i dont come from a culture that celebrates it but I still find it the most endearing thing.

I dont understand how that could translate to another country.

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I remember Thanksgiving being a bigger deal than Christmas when I lived in Florida. I prefer Thanksgiving as it is less stressful. Christmas seems to last two months now. I can't stand shopping in the Christmas season. I do like Christmas day, family gets together and has a nice meal. But that's the same as Thanksgiving which gets you the good meal but not the hoopla that goes along with Christmas.

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Well it's certainly up there but it's secondary to Christmas I reckon. Perhaps its something to do with the religious aspect of Christmas been maintained somewhat, or at least more relative to Easter which has just gone completely off into left field with chocolate eggs and big fuckin' bunnies and all that wonderful stuff, Christmas you still have carols, still have midnight mass, there's some semblance of a christian festival there, Easter just done lost its GOTT-damn mind.

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Isn't Easter the bigger deal, Jesus wise?

Yes, from the standpoint of the Christian faith, Easter is the biggest feast. The Resurrection of Christ is the biggest, most important thing that we mark on the calendar.

And back to Thanksgiving, I survived another snooze-fest that was only broken up by the sound of self-righteous strangers at my grandmother's table (her husbands family and friends) shouting their bigotry. Oh, happy Thanksgiving! <_<

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