bacardimayne Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 (edited) Will Redhead reclaim her crown? Will someone get a clean sweep and win both Shitpost and Shitposter of the Year? PM me your votes for both categories. Votes will remain anonymous unless you post them yourself. Winners will be announced on Wednesday, December 17th, exactly two weeks from now. As shitposts tend to be less memorable than good posts, I encourage people to use this thread to compile shitposts from this year and help eachother find voting inspiration. Shitposts can be threads or posts. I don't discriminate. Hell, even statuses or chat messages. As long as they happened on MyGNR and were posted to the public, they're eligible. PM me your votes for these two categories before Wednesday, December 17th: Shitposter of the Year Shitpost of the Year Happy voting! Last year's results For those who don't know, here's my definition of shitpost. Shitpost noun A post on a web forum which generates a similar reaction from the reader as would stumbling upon a large pile of fecal matter. Edited December 3, 2014 by bacardimayne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Captain AmericaFor both. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 What do I have to do to compete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 I accept. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GivenToFly Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Here's my conundrum:Nosaj Thing, Dr Doom, ProstituteComa - I'd like to vote for one of them but I never know which is which.Nah, I'll give this one to Kasanova - it's like if you took every bad stereotype about americans and put them all into one person.But really there's enough hate in my heart for all of you! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Here's my conundrum:Nosaj Thing, Dr Doom, ProstituteComa - I'd like to vote for one of them but I never know which is which.Nah, I'll give this one to Kasanova - it's like if you took every bad stereotype about americans and put them all into one person.But really there's enough hate in my heart for all of you!Ban pls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanisk_Slakt Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 How about one female and one male category? It's too hard to decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Captain AmericaSeriously....if anyone besides Captain America wins this... this year...I will lose all respect for this award.Like..... how fucking difficult is it to randomly copy and paste conspiracy theories to Paradise City lyrics?Not only is this dude an idiot....he's dragging old school, classic G N' R down with him. Pathetic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted December 3, 2014 Author Share Posted December 3, 2014 How about one female and one male category? It's too hard to decide. Nah, I'm keeping it simple. Maybe next year I'll do Mr. and Mrs. Shitposter, but for now it's a single title. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Captain AmericaSeriously....if anyone besides Captain America wins this... this year...I will lose all respect for this award.Like..... how fucking difficult is it to randomly copy and paste conspiracy theories to Paradise City lyrics?Not only is this dude an idiot....he's dragging old school, classic G N' R down with him. Pathetic.Ban pls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Captain AmericaSeriously....if anyone besides Captain America wins this... this year...I will lose all respect for this award.Like..... how fucking difficult is it to randomly copy and paste conspiracy theories to Paradise City lyrics?Not only is this dude an idiot....he's dragging old school, classic G N' R down with him. Pathetic.Ban pls.Bro, you're one of mine....so no disrespect.But we should take this award seriously. SHIT POSTER...means.... SHIT fucking POSTER.Your posts are actually cool...and funny....so sorry, you don't qualify, imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 What? I can't hear you over all this shitposting I'm doing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Female? Oh it has to be me! I know you think I'm often a warm and fuzzy poster but there are a lot of times I'm thinking some pretty fuckface thoughts while posting. I gotta be a contender! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 What do I have to do to compete?Sorry, Shitposter is taken, but I'm still looking for Shitpost of the Year. So give it your best shot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Tinyrobot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Has to be Damn Smooth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 I am going to lose my very, very temporary crown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdHeartBreaker Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Damn Smooth is a cunt.amiwinningyet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted December 3, 2014 Author Share Posted December 3, 2014 In the likely event that Shitpost of the Year's voting ends up with a whooooole bunch of single votes, or like 4 threads with two votes, I'll make a poll on the 17th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Female? Oh it has to be me! I know you think I'm often a warm and fuzzy poster but there are a lot of times I'm thinking some pretty fuckface thoughts while posting. I gotta be a contender!Oh go on, tell us one, i wanna watch the illusions shatter like *gasp*, dear dear Orsys, see, ya Momma bought ya up wrong, thats what it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Seriously, guys....and I know people joke about it.....but the SP of the year award (pretty much) means you are the most despised and disrespected member.So for the honor of this award.....there's only Captain America.Captain America is a fucking idiot.Obliviously not the real CA....only the dipshit that uses the monicker here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I think you're being a little harsh at this point. There are far worse members 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Female? Oh it has to be me! I know you think I'm often a warm and fuzzy poster but there are a lot of times I'm thinking some pretty fuckface thoughts while posting. I gotta be a contender!Actually, you should have been nominated for female poster of the year. But that's an entire other debate. You shall never be anywhere near this category.....like ever...as in never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 We need WFA to hit the archives and post some shitposts in here to talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) I think you're being a little harsh at this point. There are far worse members Then Captain America?No.Obviously not.He/She is by far the worst......like ever. Edited December 4, 2014 by Kasanova King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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