Bansidhe Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 30 minutes ago, wasted said: It was classic when Gazza went to save Moaty. Just the fact that he was claiming to be pals with him. Moaty always reminded me a of a shite Brock Lesnar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 What was it? A chicken drumstick, a can of lager and a fishing rod? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 A bucket chicken and a copy of CD. Moaty couldn't take it and turned the gun on himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Please do not let it be Big Sam!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: I would have taken Bansidhe at his word, you know? I didn't need to see this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 He's been sitting on his fags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Apparently Thierry Henry has been sacked from coaching the Arsenal under 18s cuz Wenger reckons its a full time job and would require Thierry to fuck off his commentary job. Thierry refused, offered to work for free, got rejected. Enter Tony Adams! 'the first thing you need to do as an Arsenal player is learn how to hold your drink' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Wenger was doing some punditry himself on French television for the Euros. Apparently he is like a different person from the person you see in England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I hear he did the cinnamon challenge and other bizzare things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 (edited) If you need a laugh, watch the pitch invader clip collections on youtube. I hate it how the cameras don't show these jokers now. PS Gibraltar 'somebody' beating Celtic? Edited July 13, 2016 by DieselDaisy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 If they select Big Sam, I'm not watching another England match again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Big Sam will win us the World Cup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Big Sam will win us the World Cup! Satirical or not, the sad thing is you and the rest of this delusional country will be thinking that in two years time - assuming his long 'Bolton' throws get England qualified! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I wasn't satirising, my delusional cap is back on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Len B'stard said: I wasn't satirising, my delusional cap is back on In two years time, Hype. Delusions of grandeur. Flag waving t-shirt buying St George silliness. 'Metatarsal watch'. Discussions on ''the respective merits of 442 or 433 or 4321'' and ''whether or not Vardy can play as a goalkeeper and Kane a left back''. To be followed by flop. Disaster. Cries of ''wankers''. Manager sacked. Ibiza holiday posturing on behalf of the players while other nations gloriously advance. Postmortem FA discussions ''to reform English football root and branch'' (from which, absolutely nothing happens). Talksport anger. Manger-gate. New manager on £300.000 per week. (Premiership begins [as does Wenger-gate], thus suspending discussions on the national team for a time.) Then the cycle begins again..... It is as predictable as the seasons. Unless of course England don't even qualify, and then England just become like Scotland, sullenly watching from the sidelines uninvited to the world's party while supporting ''anybody who plays England Germany or Argentina''. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 We need a relegation manager like Big Sam. I can't remember the last time we were difficult to beat. Or even tactically got it right. We just rely on individuals to save us. Big Sam will draft in a few awarkward bastards like Carrol or workhorses like Drinkwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, wasted said: We need a relegation manager like Big Sam. I can't remember the last time we were difficult to beat. Or even tactically got it right. We just rely on individuals to save us. Big Sam will draft in a few awarkward bastards like Carrol or workhorses like Drinkwater. But you are never going to win anything with a mid table plodder like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: But you are never going to win anything with a mid table plodder like him. No but we might qualify and get past the last 16. Personally I think a more brexit style of play might serve us well. Trying to play like Barca and losing is humiliating. But losing like Bolton is honorable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 (edited) Russian World Cup is going to be great. Gangs of Russian thugs and a doped up Russian football team. PS S Steve Bruce interviewed haha. Edited July 19, 2016 by DieselDaisy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Theres a mystery man whos been interviewed: Beckham. Nobody else other than some Aussie rugby coach Would be kept secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 10 hours ago, wasted said: Theres a mystery man whos been interviewed: Beckham. Nobody else other than some Aussie rugby coach Would be kept secret. Eddie Jones would sort the primadonnas out good and proper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Steve Bruce and Sam Allardyce are typical mid-table premiership plodders, as is Pardew. In-ger-land are doomed forever. They may as well get the Wally with the Brolly or Turnip back for all the good it will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 (edited) 8 hours ago, sturginho said: Eddie Jones would sort the primadonnas out good and proper But he knows nothing of football. I think he could be like a team talk psychology guy. Minister of Discipline. It's too early for Eddie Howe. England manager should be some old experience with authority no matter how wrong or badly they lose still doesn't matter. Like Big Sam. Two big men up front. Launch into box from half way line. Dont think these players are that much trouble. But some more tactical nouce and a bit of drinking wouldn't go a miss. Get under em! Edited July 20, 2016 by wasted Mixer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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