PappyTron Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Just laughably wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 I know Scotland does not possess manhood any longer but this is taking the piss, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juventino Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 22 hours ago, PappyTron said: Oblak's attempts at saving Real's penalties were laughable. He's trying to read the run-up and go from there, but it clearly wasn't working. Just pick a spot and go! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Len Cnut Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 http://lebuzz.eurosport.co.uk/viral/arsenal-and-wales-star-aaron-ramsey-unveils-shocking-new-haircut-14814/ Oh Rambo, what have you done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 19 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Just when you think " he can't possibly make himself appear to be even more of a bell end " good ole Boy Now how is Rambo a bellend, hes a lovely lad, doesnt say a word or put a foot wrong, if anything hes too nice, honestly, with granny shagger on the pitch and the Tsar of Incest on sidelines you've not really much room to talk, your team is reknowned for cunts...and you've just gone and signed the premier cunt of the managerial world as your gaffer. If you'd've said Wilshere you might have a point (though id disagree) or Sczezney (i might agree!) but Ramsey? Come on man. Last proper cunt we had was Van Persie...and you lot snapped him up, theres a message in that somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Is it true Roy is bringing out two knackered players at the expense of others (a chap called Drinkwater?) and playing people out of position? Did we not learn anything from the Sven era? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) Well England were...fuckin' shite. 'Oooh, watch what Vardy and The Spuds do', my fucking smelly brown arse. Wilshere picked it up a bit, that was good to see (although marginally). Still winning though, so far so good. Like the guy who jumped off the 40 storey building, on his way down on every floor by the window people could hear him say, at each floor, 'so far so good' Edited June 3, 2016 by Len B'stard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) So euro balls. England to win it? It's about time. Vardy is a secret weapon. I haven't seen Rashford so not sure but he's unknown. I feel like Rooney, Wilshire, Sterling and Sturridge haven been resting all season for this. Smalling Stones Cahill are worries. All this continental bollocks from Stones. Jagielka is terrible though. So defensively its a worry. Hart Clyne Cahil Smalling. Rose Lallana. Wilshire Rooney Sterling Kane Vardy ? Edited June 3, 2016 by wasted Chop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 I love how they got Southgate on the punditry. 'So, what do you think England need to do to win this competition?', fuck me, is there anyone less qualified to answer that fuckin' question, you might as well ask Stephen Hawking about the Argentinian Tango. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Robbie Savage is also another one who I'm surprised to see punditing. Ex man utd players are also delusional. One big worry: is Rooney still shit? would it be better to pack mid with Dier, Milner, Wilshire and hit teams with Vardy with Sterling and Sturridge wide. Then play 4 centre backs in defense. 1-0, 1-0, 1-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Yes Rooney is still shit, see they need to pick the most functional fucking team, instead of doing what they've done before now and sticking your Gerrards and Lampards together even though they don't fuckin' work well so whats the fuckin' point? Fuckin' Smelly Alli and Kane and their 'telepathic communication', wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Reading the sports journalism, traveling to the cricket the other day, it became obvious I honestly do not know any of the current England team except Hart, Rooney and Milner. I remember Sterling and Sturridge from the last wc but get the two rather confused. The rest of them are blah blah blah, names I've never heard of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said: Reading the sports journalism, traveling to the cricket the other day, it became obvious I honestly do not know any of the current England team except Hart, Rooney and Milner. I remember Sterling and Sturridge from the last wc but get the two rather confused. The rest of them are blah blah blah, names I've never heard of. You know Jack Wilshere, must know Chris Smalling too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: You know Jack Wilshere, must know Chris Smalling too. Never heard of them, except you discussing the former in a conversation about football names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Never heard of them, except you discussing the former in a conversation about football names. Ones a diminutive injury prone English Arsenal player who likes a cheeky fag and has all the potential in the world but cant get off the surgeons table and the others a tosser. You must know Smalling if you've seen England for a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Ones a diminutive injury prone English Arsenal player who likes a cheeky fag and has all the potential in the world but cant get off the surgeons table and the others a tosser. You must know Smalling if you've seen England for a few years. I have not watched England since that game where Gerrard headed the ball to Suarez who promptly put the ball in the back of England's net. That was the last England game I watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, wasted said: England to win it? No, never. Every other contended would have to have a collapse of biblical cataclysmic proportions for that to happen. Edited June 3, 2016 by moreblack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 What does Arsene Wenger do to his English players? All the promising players to come from that team can never stay fit. Is Rooney still captain? I had a quick look at our squad, we have no chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 11 minutes ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: What does Arsene Wenger do to his English players? All the promising players to come from that team can never stay fit. Lee Dixon thinks its something to do with the semi synthetic turf over at The Emirates. 21 minutes ago, moreblack said: Yeah, course, you're bangin' the lot of em out, standard! Thats the spirit Blackie, well played son! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Lee Dixon thinks its something to do with the semi synthetic turf over at The Emirates. In fairness it always seems to be the little fast paced players that can't stay fit, like Walcott, wilshere, sterling, sturridge. Been happening to those sorts of player since Mickey Owen was playing for Liverpool. Just seems to happen more to the Arsenal players. we don't have those kinds of worries at Sheffield United Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Get Gazza back. Waver a Kebab and six-pack of Broon Ale over the World Cup. We'd win the thing easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 25 minutes ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: In fairness it always seems to be the little fast paced players that can't stay fit, like Walcott, wilshere, sterling, sturridge. Been happening to those sorts of player since Mickey Owen was playing for Liverpool. Just seems to happen more to the Arsenal players. we don't have those kinds of worries at Sheffield United Awww Sheffield United, i remember the good ol' days when yous lot were in the Prem. You from Sheffield then? I got family in Pittsmoor, where you from? And I'd hardly call Jack Wilshere pacy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Awww Sheffield United, i remember the good ol' days when yous lot were in the Prem. You from Sheffield then? I got family in Pittsmoor, where you from? And I'd hardly call Jack Wilshere pacy! But he's little though.. I'm originally from Sharrow, but moved to Derbyshire about 15 years ago to work in the city hospital. Yeah, the premier league, seems many moons ago lol... bloody Tevez!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: But he's little though.. I'm originally from Sharrow, but moved to Derbyshire about 15 years ago to work in the city hospital. Yeah, the premier league, seems many moons ago lol... bloody Tevez!!! Sharrow, i recall that being a right shithole when i was a kid, no offence, Pittsmoors not exactly much better. Lively manor though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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