Len Cnut Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 minute ago, PappyTron said: Composite sketch pending, plectrum found in minge 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 I thought CrimeWatch was just what the people who interact with you on a daily basis have to witness... I can't imagine Jeremy Vine would last long in the event of a thorough muscle groping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Composite sketch pending, plectrum found in minge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Graeme, I think someday you're going to look back at your love life with indescribable regret and just weep at the missed opportunities that will never present themselves again. Or who knows....maybe you'll meet a girl tomorrow and get married and live happily ever after. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 G, you're not alone in how you feel. You're a gentleman. There aren't many around. I'm a complete knob to a lot of people, but with a woman I am exactly the same as you, hence taking 17 years to get my first kiss and then being single again from 18-26, with not even a sniff in between. I'm sure something good will come along and don't drop your morals just because people say you're this or that. Be proud of who you are, a lot of women would love to have a guy with the right attitude, they're just too immature to realise it in many cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Hah, thanks Chris. Thanks to you both actually, I know that ET's actually just trying to help... It's just that he's just literally the most cynical fucker I've ever encountered in my entire life . I hope I make the former of his predicted futures... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Just got this ad on this site. She may be single, 40+ and willing. She may not expect dates, but she will expect you to pay for her 15 kids, judging by the state of that garden. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Just now, Gracii Guns said: Just got this ad on this site. She may be single, 40+ and willing. She may not expect dates, but she will expect you to pay for her 15 kids, judging by the state of that garden. Was you looking at porn at the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gracii Guns Posted November 3, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 3, 2016 TBH I'm a bit of a snob and wouldn't entertain sleeping with someone whose garden is 50% patio. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 On 07/11/2014 at 0:51 PM, Len Cnut said: Pictures, we want pictures young lady! Also, may i say a big congrabulations to you and your other half, may you live a bajillion years happily ever after Hows the bottle, you flappin' yet or not? Dont go dropping none when you're reading the vows now will ya? Seriously though, made up for ya, well played dear So this happened 2 years ago tomorrow (and in December it will be 8 years together). Happier than ever before. About to move into our first house together (as opposed to single-bedroom flats). Best relationship thing I ever did was get married. He's giving me a lovely life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 On 11/3/2016 at 7:36 AM, Gracii Guns said: Just got this ad on this site. She may be single, 40+ and willing. She may not expect dates, but she will expect you to pay for her 15 kids, judging by the state of that garden. I get little pop up ads like that on my phone all the time. Things like Fuckbook.com and things telling me that this milf or that milf is in Cardiff right now and wants to bang. Who are all these grannys and how do they know where I am? They never fucking turn up either 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 hour ago, spunko12345 said: I get little pop up ads like that on my phone all the time. Things like Fuckbook.com and things telling me that this milf or that milf is in Cardiff right now and wants to bang. Who are all these grannys and how do they know where I am? They never fucking turn up either i hate going to sites i am not familiar with. i am female and don't go to porn sites but sometimes i get tricked and end up on something iffy. i'm always terrified my laptop will be swamped with those kinds of ads 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 3 hours ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: i hate going to sites i am not familiar with. i am fesometimes i get tricked and end up on something iffy. i'm always terrified my laptop will be swamped with those kinds of ads Oh do me a favour I'll try that one next time I forget to delete my history. I got tricked into going on overthirtyandsquirty.com 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 6 hours ago, spunko12345 said: I get little pop up ads like that on my phone all the time. Things like Fuckbook.com and things telling me that this milf or that milf is in Cardiff right now and wants to bang. Who are all these grannys and how do they know where I am? They never fucking turn up either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, Graeme said: I'm sorry Gra I couldnt understand what he was saying and the subtitles were all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 3 hours ago, spunko12345 said: Oh do me a favour I'll try that one next time I forget to delete my history. I got tricked into going on overthirtyandsquirty.com OMG is that the name of an actual site?? and ya you got me i'm a female porn hound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Survived the first year living together. Guess that's something. All seems to be heading in the right direction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 20 hours ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: OMG is that the name of an actual site?? and ya you got me i'm a female porn hound It's not real no I'm gonna get Snakepit to look into setting it up though. I'm the ideas man, he's the business brains 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 32 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: It's not real no I'm gonna get Snakepit to look into setting it up though. I'm the ideas man, he's the business brains sounds like a plan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 On 06/11/2016 at 8:37 PM, spunko12345 said: Oh do me a favour I'll try that one next time I forget to delete my history. I got tricked into going on overthirtyandsquirty.com overfortyandhaughty.com overfiftyandshifty.com 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 hi how do i convince myself i don't own other people that is how the fuck do i stop worrying about some dude i fuck fucking other people when i'm not around thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 14 hours ago, john lennon said: hi how do i convince myself i don't own other people that is how the fuck do i stop worrying about some dude i fuck fucking other people when i'm not around thanks What makes you think hes fuckin around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Len Cnut said: What makes you think hes fuckin around? I was gonna say "He's a man" but that didn't sound too well. But you know, I've heard things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, john lennon said: I was gonna say "He's a man" but that didn't sound too well. But you know, I've heard things. Well instead of being cagey and suspicious just up and ask him about the things you heard, calmly and rationally and without wrapping a vase around his head, see what he says. What things have you heard? Edited November 11, 2016 by Len Cnut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Just now, Len Cnut said: Well instead of being cagey and suspicious just up and ask him about the things you heard, calmly and rationally and without wrapping a vase around his head, see what he says. Cagey? Dude, it's not like I let anyone know about my possessiveness. And maybe I will. Sometime when I'm really fucking drunk. Now I gotta go to work tho. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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