Len Cnut Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, PappyTron said: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Look at his legs as he cums! Wobbling all over the place, the wasteman! Lucky he did do it laying on his back, if it shot upwards he might've knocked himself out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 What, just him alone? No woman present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 or man for that matter! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 18 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Lucky he did do it laying on his back, if it shot upwards he might've knocked himself out So is he a heavyweight, or more a flyweight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: or man for that matter! He was on Skype and the tart on the other end was recording him 1 hour ago, PappyTron said: So is he a heavyweight, or more a flyweight? I dunno, i aint gonna watch the fucking thing, am I? Not without any crumpet in the equation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: He was on Skype and the tart on the other end was recording him I dunno, i aint gonna watch the fucking thing, am I? Not without any crumpet in the equation! Not exactly a sex tape, is it? Unless every time somebody has a wank they're having sex? Isn't he a Muslim? What does the prophet Mohammad say about wanking yourself off on a webcam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Not exactly a sex tape, is it? Unless every time somebody has a wank they're having sex? Isn't he a Muslim? What does the prophet Mohammad say about wanking yourself off on a webcam? I dunno, I dont suppose Onan the Barbarian of Bolton consulted his Qu'ran before getting the vaseline out . They aint tapes either...wank disc then? Cump3? Edited January 17, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I had a conversation with Enzo Maccarinelli via twittet today about favorite Only Fools and Horses moments. (He likes the bit where they are all hiding from the Driscoll brothers and the phone arial goes up Del Boys nose) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 So...Carl Frampton vs Leo Santa Cruz II everyones talking like Framps is a shoe in but I'm not so sure, last fight was close. Also interested to see my man the Welsh Mayweather, Lee Selbys fight, should he win this sets up a unification with Frampton in which I'd be on Selbzs side, being as how I've rated him since day one, though he was looking shaky last time out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 There was a bit of boxing news on the news today, that the Joshua fight has sold out 80,000, making it the biggest attendance for a boxing match ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: There was a bit of boxing news on the news today, that the Joshua fight has sold out 80,000, making it the biggest attendance for a boxing match ever. 80 is the record for Froch Groves, Josh is on for 90. Pretty sure Louis Schmeling II was 90 at Yankee Stadium. Edited January 27, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: 80 is the record for Froch Groves, Josh is on for 90. Pretty sure Louis Schmeling II was 90 at Yankee Stadium. Are you going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Are you going? Not at those prices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 I was reading that Amir Khan is a cousin of Sajid Mahmood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2017 Author Share Posted January 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I was reading that Amir Khan is a cousin of Sajid Mahmood. He certainly is... UK lost a world champion last night in Carl Frampton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 17 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: He certainly is... UK lost a world champion last night in Carl Frampton. Frampton did not ''come alive'' I take it? (Sorry! Not one of my better japes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2017 Author Share Posted January 29, 2017 (edited) *hands Dies' his coat* its us to a T tho, he scrapes by the first time and suddenly hes a rematch shoe-in. Edited January 29, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 10, 2017 Author Share Posted February 10, 2017 YES SELBZ!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlslash Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 http://www.espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/18683542/floyd-mayweather-says-fight-conor-mcgregor-getting-very-very-close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 Fuckin' disgraceful if it is. Proper joke. Shouldn't count on his boxing record if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrayWyatt Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 mayweather and mcgregor are a pair of C**ts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-4245352/I-beat-Conor-McGregor-s-ass-Floyd-Mayweather-Sr.html You tell 'em, Floyd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 21, 2017 Author Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, PappyTron said: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-4245352/I-beat-Conor-McGregor-s-ass-Floyd-Mayweather-Sr.html You tell 'em, Floyd! He threatened to knock Ricardo Mayorga out at a press conference too. Who replied in saying, through his translator something like 'such and such told me you were a coward when you were a fighter' then followed by a load of verbal in Spanish which i couldnt translate for ya for the word 'puta' and 'maricon' were said Who do you fancy out of Haye Bellew? Edited February 21, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: He threatened to knock Ricardo Mayorga out at a press conference too. Who replied in saying, through his translator something like 'such and such told me you were a coward when you were a fighter' then followed by a load of verbal in Spanish which i couldnt translate for ya for the word 'puta' and 'maricon' were said Who do you fancy out of Haye Bellew? Haye, 100%, though I'd love it if Bellew knocked out "Sideshow Bob". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 16 minutes ago, PappyTron said: Haye, 100%, though I'd love it if Bellew knocked out "Sideshow Bob". It's one of them fights innit, they're both such smug cunts i wouldn't mind either gettin' clobbered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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