username Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, Jackie Moon said: Paige is hot in the sense that it seems you could fuck her without a condom and it wouldn't matter because she would probably miscarriage, amirite? you know imrite But you should also definitely get tested afterwards. Edited March 29, 2016 by username 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Just now, username said: But you should also definitely get tasted afterwards. I think the Bella Twins do tastings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bono said: I think the Bella Twins do tastings. Damn. Tested! Also, after this RAW my fear that they'll have Roman win the belt clean at Mania has increased. I consider this the worst case scenario for WWE, but I also want to hear the epic boo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conor Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 That Ambrose segment putting all the shit in his cart and not saying a word was amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 21 hours ago, username said: Hey, look on the bright side. With expectations this low, WWE might surprise us. Except this is supposed to be the peak of their year and often is. It's all downhill after next Monday except for the Summerslam bump. 1 more year of this 3 hour nonsense even with Nakmura/Lesnar/The Rock on TV every week and it's going to drop below a 2.0. Shane the 47 year old, once every several years wrestler, promoters son laying out Undertaker was one of the most ridiculous moments I've ever seen. Imagine if this really was the Undertaker's last match? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 20 minutes ago, AtariLegend said: Except this is supposed to be the peak of their year and often is. It's all downhill after next Monday except for the Summerslam bump. 1 more year of this 3 hour nonsense even with Nakmura/Lesnar/The Rock on TV every week and it's going to drop below a 2.0. Shane the 47 year old, once every several years wrestler, promoters son laying out Undertaker was one of the most ridiculous moments I've ever seen. Imagine if this really was the Undertaker's last match? He already said it's not. Thankfully. He deserves a better ending. Probably next year. My money is on someone like Cena or Sting or even Kane based on their history. Either that or a youngster. And Taker is old-school. So he'll probably go out on his back too. Maybe it'll be Sting's Mania-win after all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, AtariLegend said: Shane the 47 year old, once every several years wrestler, promoters son laying out Undertaker was one of the most ridiculous moments I've ever seen. Imagine if this really was the Undertaker's last match? It was fucking awesome....... BUT yes it was ridiculous. I was thinking the same thing when Shane got the upper hand and then basically owned the Undertaker phsyically. Like who's ever done that, as fast as Shane did with barely more than a flurry of punches? Hit with a tv monitor? Ugh. But the leap of faith onto the announce table was great 1 hour ago, username said: He already said it's not. Thankfully. He deserves a better ending. Probably next year. My money is on someone like Cena or Sting or even Kane based on their history. Either that or a youngster. And Taker is old-school. So he'll probably go out on his back too. Maybe it'll be Sting's Mania-win after all? Buuuuuuut..... does anyone even want to see Sting win vs Taker? I wouldn't like that ending at all. 6 hours ago, username said: Also, after this RAW my fear that they'll have Roman win the belt clean at Mania has increased. I consider this the worst case scenario for WWE, but I also want to hear the epic boo's. they desperately need to have HHH win. the chorus of boos would be great but the surprise of HHH actually winning and the pop from the crowd after the three count would be way better. Apparently before RAW went on air they ran a promo video and Reigns got booed big time from the crowd while HHH got huge cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Bono said: Buuuuuuut..... does anyone even want to see Sting win vs Taker? I wouldn't like that ending at all. I mean, Roman Reigns is main-eventing his second Wrestle Mania. You better like whatever the hell Vince tells you to like! I think mainly some oldschool (WCW) fans want to see it though. 1 hour ago, Bono said: they desperately need to have HHH win. the chorus of boos would be great but the surprise of HHH actually winning and the pop from the crowd after the three count would be way better. Apparently before RAW went on air they ran a promo video and Reigns got booed big time from the crowd while HHH got huge cheers. Agreed. I want trips to win too. But I think they'll stick to the plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlslash Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 13 hours ago, PappyTron said: Hey Mac, if you were a wrestler you might get listed as 5'10" <3 AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. I love that the highlight of RAW last night was the silent "promo" by Ambrose. It just got funnier as it went, and I lost my SHIT when he took the stairs with him. So I'd love your thoughts on a WrestleMania pick-em pool the party I'm going to is doing. It's a point for picking the winner, the type of finish (pin/tap/dq), and picking a "spot" or some other quirk for the match. Here's what I'm thinking of picking, and definitely would like to know if I'm being too weird on any of them or spots I could use for the matches where I don't have one. Roman def. HHH by pin, "spot" is HHH having a Lemmy tribute in his entrance Shane def. Undertaker by pin, Shane and Taker team up after the match and beat up Vince together Ambrose def. Brock by pin, interference by the Wyatts AJ def. Y2J by pin, don't have a spot for it Sasha def. Charlotte and Becky by submitting Charlotte, Ric tries to interfere and it backfires IC Title match: Zayn wins after battling KO at the top of the ladder Kalisto def. Ryback by pin, don't have a spot (I can't even fathom how this will be a match, but I can't see the US title going to Ryback....I hope) New Day def. League of Booty by pin (not sure if I have to pick the actual participants for a tag match), King Barret costs the League the match (starting the path to him leaving WWE) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 2 hours ago, axlslash said: AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. I really...really wanted to hate that guy, but they're all fucking fantastic. This is right here is Carmella, and shes hot as hell, AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. New Day is dangerously close to jumping the shark. You heard it here first(ish). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlslash Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Jackie Moon said: I really...really wanted to hate that guy, but they're all fucking fantastic. This is right here is Carmella, and shes hot as hell, AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. New Day is dangerously close to jumping the shark. You heard it here first(ish). I want Enzo and Cass to get the call-up to fight New Day before they go too far past the shark. Those two teams cutting promos on each other would just be marvelous. Can't you just see the New Day mocking them? "My name is Enzo Amore, and I am certified garbage, and you can't teach that. And this right here? This is Big Cass, and he's 7 feet of booty. And you can't teach that." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Just now, axlslash said: I want Enzo and Cass to get the call-up to fight New Day before they go too far past the shark. Those two teams cutting promos on each other would just be marvelous. Can't you just see the New Day mocking them? "My name is Enzo Amore, and I am certified garbage, and you can't teach that. And this right here? This is Big Cass, and he's 7 feet of booty. And you can't teach that." It's the little things they do that are amazing, The bold part is best; "he's like the Michael Jordan... of baseball!" "lolol!" "he was terrible" Or whatever - you get the point. They are very good - but they need to bring it down maybe 7-8% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conor Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 What have you animals done to this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman007 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I say Roman wins and the only thing to save that is have Seth or Cena come in and beat his ass. Yes, I said Cena. Roman is hated so bad right now. I can't wait till my drive across Texas!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Conor said: What have you animals done to this thread what do you mean, "you animals" ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binge_And_Slash Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 So I leave for Dallas in a little over 24 hours. I'm really hoping WWE pull it out the bag. I think the road to mania is a little better than last years - and what a turn around that was! I can't see HHH/Reigns going on last. For me, it has to be Shane/Taker. Was Taker saying on Raw "This WrestleMania wont be my last" in a "fuck you Vince you don't own me" way, or him saying "yeah I'm gonna beat Shane no doubt about it" ? Where the FUCK are the Wyatts?! AJ/Styles 4?! ...Fuck sake. I love both guys, and am glad I finally get to see Jericho at a Mania. But the Raw/SD and Fast Lanes were not needed, THIS should've been the main build up and their first fight should've been at Mania. Zack Ryder in the Ladder match? What?! Vince... Vince... you have all this NXT talent and you chose him!? Tyler would've easily redeemed himself in this spot. Sandow could have had the rebirth. Honestly WTF. Andre The Giant Battle Royale III.... I'm not sure why they're still persisting with this gimmick match other than just to use talent so they've got a match. The whole thing gets forgotten in a fortnight. I'm hoping Sami don't do too much flippy shit at TakeOver and injure/restrict himself for Mania. There's going to be a shock return/interference in either HHH/Reigns or Taker/Shane. I just can't work out who. Sting would be good seeing as he is dodging retiring questions. Seth? Cena? Both also good... Just hopefully not Bore-ton. One things for sure, if Mania sucks, the Raw the next night shall be pretty damn interesting! (I'm also at Dallas TakeOver too!) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) 13 hours ago, Binge_And_Slash said: Where the FUCK are the Wyatts?! Bray's been injured for a while, that's why he just shows up every week and cuts a promo that goes no where. Logic. Luke Harper is the same. If we're doing Mania predictions. Reigns beats Triple H (Heel Turn by Monday) Shane beats Taker with Cena interfering (not a heel turn), with an outside possibility of Shane loosing but still ending up in control of Raw rendering the match pointless. Taker stipulation is ret-conned. Heavy interference and crazy dangerous stunts. Lesnar beats Ambrose - Lesnar is the most over face wrestler in the company and the only draw they have left, they'll save his big clean loss to put over Reigns :(. Sasha Banks wins the title (outside chance they drag it out to April PPV). Extra prediction, they ruin what could be the greatest women's match at a mania with hyping Snoop Dog escorting Sasha to the ring instead. Commentators spend more time talking about Snoop than anything in the ring. Owens retains his title (Zayn feud continues either way.) New Day win. (interesting side note, apparently the tag titles aren't even on the line for some weird reason). Some ridiculous segment where The Rock endorses them. A.J. beats Jericho. PRE SHOW: Kalisto beats Ryback The other matches don't matter, it's irrelevant who wins the other... get everyone on the show matches. No one will remember in a few weeks who won the Andre the Battle Royal match either. RAW Balor/Karl Anderson/Doc Gallows (Luke Gallows) make their debut. Crowd chant this is awesome every time a match goes near 3 stars. People get excited and then it all goes down hill for the next year. Edited March 30, 2016 by AtariLegend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) Oh yeah, right. Predictions. Reigns beats Trips clean with no turn. It's the worst possible thing they can do so they will. Stepanhie tries to help Trips and have some random heels run in. Sheamus or something. Rock and Ronda will lay out Steph and the heels. Michaels runs in to help Trips, but SuperReigns overcomes the odds with the help of Cena who totally endorses him. In the end Cena raises Reigns' arm and Vince jizzes his pants while the crowd boo's. Rock joins the party too. Absolute clusterfuck. Shane vs Taker ends in a screwy finish in a match with lots of crazy spots and some interference. I'm expecting Stone Cold to screw Taker and therefor Vince. Shane winning is the only way to go storyline-wise, but I can't see them having Taker endure another loss either. So they'll end it in a clusterfuck and settle it on RAW. Dean beats Brock with the use of epic weapons. I expect crazy spots and Dean taking and surviving the beating of a lifetime. Sasha Banks beats Becky and Charlotte. Ric interferes at some point and gets nailed by Becky. Sasha takes the oppertunity and feuds with Becky after Mania. I really hope they'll let these girls put on a great match. AJ beats Y2J clean. It will be the best wrestling match of the night. And it would be amazing if they hadn't done it so many times already. Zayn beats Owens and feuds with him Post-Mania. This will be the second best wrestling match of the night. New Day beats League because they should. League has been booked so poorly they can't win. Kalisto beats Ryback in a match nobody cares about. Total Divas team beats the other team so WWE can plug Total Divas to the max Uso's beat Dudley's while the world gets a drink and a hotdog. They better not waste The Rock's appearence on this match. Somebody will win the battle Royal. Nobody will even remember a week later. Edited March 30, 2016 by username 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 The time has come! Finally Bono is headed to WrestleMania!(and RAW). Flight to Dallas leaves in a few hours and I just read this awesome news(if true). WWE to rebrand the Divias division as the Women's Division and replace that Barbie belt with a real belt on RAW the nihgt night after Mania. http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-womens-division-to-replace-divas-title-on-post-wrestlemania-32-raw.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Bono said: The time has come! Finally Bono is headed to WrestleMania!(and RAW). Flight to Dallas leaves in a few hours and I just read this awesome news(if true). WWE to rebrand the Divias division as the Women's Division and replace that Barbie belt with a real belt on RAW the nihgt night after Mania. http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-womens-division-to-replace-divas-title-on-post-wrestlemania-32-raw.php That would be great news! And please have then-champion Sasha Banks throw this horrible thing in the dumpster! I really want her to deliver a badass promo around it that real wrestling deserves a real belt etc. Also, have a great time Bono! Edited March 31, 2016 by username Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Two last predictions for this weekend. Highlight - Shinsuka Nakmura's fucking debut. Lowlight - Whatever silly entrance music they give him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 8 hours ago, AtariLegend said: Two last predictions for this weekend. Highlight - Shinsuka Nakmura's fucking debut. Lowlight - Whatever silly entrance music they give him. I read somewhere that Bullet Club will probably debut very soon. And, like expected, they will debut as Balor Club. Wouldn't that be an awesome Mania debut? Balor & Balor Club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 they really can't think of a better name than Balor club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 20 minutes ago, sturginho said: they really can't think of a better name than Balor club? They've been selling tshirts for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 28 minutes ago, username said: They've been selling tshirts for it. d'oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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