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Indoor climate control to simulate other parts of the world

I first got this idea the other day when I was watching a video on CNN about Hershey suing British confectionery importers in America and a store owner of a store in New York City that specialises in British chocolate was discussing why US Cadburys was different to UK Cadburys and and how British chocolate was made different and tastes different because America has a wider area with different climates and how UK Cadburys is still enjoyed the world over with incidents of melting speculated in places such as Arizona; I thought...

Why not, with all the air conditioning and heaters and what-have-you; have a room that replicates what the weather'll be like in London (if you set it to London), and the temperature controls of the room and even the humidity if you wire it right, will be controlled via by based on the local weather office. - Then I quickly thought that'll be good to display the chocolate but take it outside... - So I thought of a living area, then thought a cafe/shaded spot set to mimic London in the Arizona desert was a wacky idea - so I thought, I'm in London, it's January, it's cold, gosh I'd love to feel like I'm in Hawaii, or at least experience (to a degree ;)) what it's like in Hawaii, and how cool it'll be, to have a room set on Hawaii/somewhere tropical....

So why not, for storage, recreational and cultivation purposes, have air con with climate changeable control via the internet and a load of heaters and fans and steam and whatever else, sort of like a weather machine, but more of a pimp ass internet fused air con. To replicate different parts of the world, in terms of temperature and humidity.

To get this thread ball rolling.

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Indoor climate control to simulate other parts of the world

I first got this idea the other day when I was watching a video on CNN about Hershey suing British confectionery importers in America and a store owner of a store in New York City that specialises in British chocolate was discussing why US Cadburys was different to UK Cadburys and and how British chocolate was made different and tastes different because America has a wider area with different climates and how UK Cadburys is still enjoyed the world over with incidents of melting speculated in places such as Arizona; I thought...

Why not, with all the air conditioning and heaters and what-have-you; have a room that replicates what the weather'll be like in London (if you set it to London), and the temperature controls of the room and even the humidity if you wire it right, will be controlled via by based on the local weather office. - Then I quickly thought that'll be good to display the chocolate but take it outside... - So I thought of a living area, then though a cafe shaded spot set in London in the Arizona desert was a wacky idea - so I thought, I'm in London, it's January, it's cold, gosh I'd love to be like Hawaii, or at least experience (to a degree ;)) what it's like in Hawaii, and how cool it'll be, to have a room set on Hawaii/somewhere tropical....

So why not, for storage, recreational and cultivation purposes, have air con with climate changeable control via the internet and a load of heaters and fans and steam and whatever else, sort of like a weather machine, but more of a pimp ass internet fused air con. To replicate different parts of the world, in terms of temperature and humidity.

To get this thread ball rolling.

Just read this again to try and understand. So y

Basically someone in another country goes to a bar or cafe themed to be like the weather in another country so I could go into town and sit in a pub with the heating on and get to experience barbados? I realise your probably still at planning stages with this snakepit but definately needs a bit more thought into it. Can't imagine you'd shift many units in hot places. Imagine a group of hip young friends from Miami going "HEY you guys I heard about this great new spot in the corner of 6th and west 23rd" arrives "hey barman can you set it to mid winter in Thornton heath" "Hey man your machine must be broken you need more fucking rain dude and it needs to be more horizontal and icy"

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Indoor climate control to simulate other parts of the world

I first got this idea the other day when I was watching a video on CNN about Hershey suing British confectionery importers in America and a store owner of a store in New York City that specialises in British chocolate was discussing why US Cadburys was different to UK Cadburys and and how British chocolate was made different and tastes different because America has a wider area with different climates and how UK Cadburys is still enjoyed the world over with incidents of melting speculated in places such as Arizona; I thought...

Why not, with all the air conditioning and heaters and what-have-you; have a room that replicates what the weather'll be like in London (if you set it to London), and the temperature controls of the room and even the humidity if you wire it right, will be controlled via by based on the local weather office. - Then I quickly thought that'll be good to display the chocolate but take it outside... - So I thought of a living area, then though a cafe shaded spot set in London in the Arizona desert was a wacky idea - so I thought, I'm in London, it's January, it's cold, gosh I'd love to be like Hawaii, or at least experience (to a degree ;)) what it's like in Hawaii, and how cool it'll be, to have a room set on Hawaii/somewhere tropical....

So why not, for storage, recreational and cultivation purposes, have air con with climate changeable control via the internet and a load of heaters and fans and steam and whatever else, sort of like a weather machine, but more of a pimp ass internet fused air con. To replicate different parts of the world, in terms of temperature and humidity.

To get this thread ball rolling.

Just read this again to try and understand. So y

Basically someone in another country goes to a bar or cafe themed to be like the weather in another country so I could go into town and sit in a pub with the heating on and get to experience barbados? I realise your probably still at planning stages with this snakepit but definately needs a bit more thought into it. Can't imagine you'd shift many units in hot places. Imagine a group of hip young friends from Miami going "HEY you guys I heard about this great new spot in the corner of 6th and west 23rd" arrives "hey barman can you set it to mid winter in Thornton heath" "Hey man your machine must be broken you need more fucking rain dude and it needs to be more horizontal and icy"

It'll be like Thornton Heath, probably with out the pollution though... I would be impressed if, I have a room set on Thornton Heath in a shop in Southern California and it snowed in Thornton Heath and made it snow in that room; if THAT happened, that would be a fluke never intended in the engineering of the designing of this project...

If I add a wind machine, I could scare naughty children with the thought of sending them to 'the hurricane room'; give 'em the correct PPE (Personal protective equipment)/Safety Equipment, put cushioning on the walls, I could sell tickets. - But nah.

This is designed for storage, lounging and cultivation purposes, not a death sport.

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A way to make groceries (in person) that's simpler than getting the product off the counter, into your shopping kart, from your shopping kart to a bag, from that bag to your car, from your car to your kitchen counter and from there to your fridge.

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A way to make groceries (in person) that's simpler than getting the product off the counter, into your shopping kart, from your shopping kart to a bag, from that bag to your car, from your car to your kitchen counter and from there to your fridge.

They have, it's called Amazon

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Y'know what i can't believe they haven't invented? A margarine that tastes just like butter that don't go hard in the fridge. That'd be a bangin' invention eh? What would they call it though..

This spreads perfectly straight from the fridge every time. It's not margarine but then why would you want it to be? :lol:

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A way to make groceries (in person) that's simpler than getting the product off the counter, into your shopping kart, from your shopping kart to a bag, from that bag to your car, from your car to your kitchen counter and from there to your fridge.

They have, it's called Amazon
And every other major supermarket in the developed world.
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A pillow that can automatically suffocate.

RESTAURANTS where dogs can take their families for meals without human supervision.

TOILET paper that doesn't break and make you accidentally stick 3 fingers up your arse mid wipe.

A way to jump out of a building without killing yourself so you don't need to take stairs or wait for lifts.

A portable ensuite.

A machine that can make whatever you want to eat in under 5 minutes.

ALcohol out of free public taps. You know like from a main.

CARS that don't scratch.

Ejuice that actually tastes like a cigarette.

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I bet you watched them and wished you could bum Fabio whilst he licked his patented non-butter baked goods spread from the depths of your loins you fucking sex pest dune coon raghead molester hermaphrodite transvestite Tory cum dumpster.

*comes up next to him, kisses his cheek and blushes* :lol:

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A pillow that can automatically suffocate.

RESTAURANTS where dogs can take their families for meals without human supervision.

TOILET paper that doesn't break and make you accidentally stick 3 fingers up your arse mid wipe.

A way to jump out of a building without killing yourself so you don't need to take stairs or wait for lifts.

A portable ensuite.

A machine that can make whatever you want to eat in under 5 minutes.

ALcohol out of free public taps. You know like from a main.

CARS that don't scratch.

Ejuice that actually tastes like a cigarette.

........ lolol WAT

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