Johnny Drama Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 32 minutes ago, AslatIE said: My gash has a large forehead Your large has a forehead gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 I've waited my whole life for a woman to send me on an emergency tampax buying mission just so I can use this line I've been saving "i'll be back in a flash with a sash for your gash" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 At another wedding, because apparently that's all we do now Oh and I chopped my hair And a video...in which I dance: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 He looks like a young-ish Donald Trump! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 "This wedding is yuge". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 hours ago, PappyTron said: He looks like a young-ish Donald Trump! Thankfully only when he makes that face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 5 hours ago, Axls Rocket Queen said: At another wedding, because apparently that's all we do now Oh and I chopped my hair And a video...in which I dance: I'd forgotten how good that was... Did any video of the first dance make its way to a viewable platform yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 18 hours ago, Graeme said: I'd forgotten how good that was... Did any video of the first dance make its way to a viewable platform yet? I need to get my Dad to change the privacy settings of the one he recorded, otherwise I'm still waiting for the pro cut from Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) On 8/3/2016 at 10:42 PM, Axls Rocket Queen said: Thankfully only when he makes that face His 'Donald Trump face'? .. -.. sorry, could not resist. - Nice avatar btw ARQ; I was half expecting your new avatar to be your picture you posted too.. For some reason/idk. Edited August 5, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 13 hours ago, Snake-Pit said: His 'Donald Trump face'? .. -.. sorry, could not resist. - Nice avatar btw ARQ; I was half expecting your new avatar to be your picture you posted too.. For some reason/idk. I guess I should probably update it now most of my hair's been chopped off, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Axls Rocket Queen said: I guess I should probably update it now most of my hair's been chopped off, right? It's yours, your avatar, do what you want, I believe mine's circa 2014 but; I like it. Edited August 5, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Me and the missus... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 You have a face, Towelie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Johnny Drama said: You have a face, Towelie. As opposed to what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 He thought you talked out a flannel, we all did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Where's your mug then Len? I'm picturing an Asian Johnny Rotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) Or an onion bhajji . Its nothing like that, more like a lanky hatchet faced cunt with greying hair and unpleasant eyes. Got the manky teeth bit though! Edited August 6, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Or an onion bhajji I would be very disappointed if you looked as if you'd had a shower in the last six weeks. I imagine you to be a sweaty, smelly bugger. Is that racist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Towelie said: I would be very disappointed if you looked as if you'd had a shower in the last six weeks. I imagine you to be a sweaty, smelly bugger. Is that racist? Search me, what am i, the race relations board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Just now, Len B'stard said: Search me, what am i, the race relations board? But has it really been six weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Towelie said: But has it really been six weeks? No, its been 4 hours, sorry to disappoint ya mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: No, its been 4 hours, sorry to disappoint ya mate Please at least tell me you work as a taxi driver/call centre/down the local chink otherwise I'll have to reevaluate everything I thought I knew. Edited August 6, 2016 by Towelie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Towelie said: Please at least tell me you work as a taxi driver/call centre/down the local chink otherwise I'll have to reevaluate everything I thought I knew. My old man used to be a cabbie, does that help? . My Mum speaks in a very low voice in broken English, a picture of a downtrodden muslim woman...hmmm, what else? There's curry cooking round my parents house EVERY day, got a lot of cricket fans in my family...I'm struggling here, can i just go bud bud ding ding, 1.99 and soothe your troubled soul? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Just now, Len B'stard said: My old man used to be a cabbie, does that help? . My Mum speaks in a very low voice in broken English, a picture of a downtrodden muslim woman...hmmm, what else? There's curry cooking round my parents house EVERY day, got a lot of cricket fans in my family...I'm struggling here, can i just go bud bud ding ding, 1.99 and soothe your troubled soul? Yes, thanks for that. Now I just need to know that you've somehow bought shame upon your family and all is right with the world as I see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, Towelie said: Yes, thanks for that. Now I just need to know that you've somehow bought shame upon your family and all is right with the world as I see it. Uh...I got into some trouble in Rochdale with a group of Pakistani cab drivers for subjecting a 13 yr old white girl to an 8 month sexual abuse ordeal? (sorry, that was grim even for me!) Edited August 6, 2016 by Len B'stard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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