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Zayn Malik leaves One Direction


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One down, four to go.

Just kidding, as far as those boy bands go I think these guys might actually have a bit of talent.

I have only heard a handful of their songs and they seem to be ok. I've no problem with pop artists of any kind though.

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Criteria for a boy/girl band

- one cheeky chappy 'bit of rough' member (the Robbie role)

- one metrosexual pretty boy member (the Mark Owen role)

- one member with a marginal bit of talent (the Gary Barlow role)

- two members who nobody cares about, and that nobody can ever remember the names of (Howard and Orange or whatever they are called).

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I fuckin' hated all that music. Fuckin' Take That and Boyzone, and New Kids and Old Kids and fuckin'...ugh, just sickened me right to my fuckin' core. Horrible odious fuckin' people. Back Street Boys as well. And i tell ya something else, all these lot, they're fuckin' ridin' Saville and them hard yeah, but these lot, when the skinny comes out on them you're gonna find these lot were bangin' jailbait all over the shop. Thats gonna be the fuckin' controversy in 2035, when you find out how many little girls bumholes these wankers had their fingers up, you mark my words. Cuz i mean they're bangin' em backstage right? Who the fuck else was going to these gigs if not fuckin' jailbaits and that? Just look at the freeze frame on that motherfucker up there in that vid Lio posted, now if that ain't a modern day Cliff Richard then i dunno what is :lol: Mark my fuckin' words. Looks like fuckin' Shakin' Stevens, the little bender.

EVERY FUCKIN where you went in them days 'Tell me whhhhyyyy' *chick-chick...BOOM!* Ugh, painful. Guns n Roses saved my fuckin' sanity in them days, the perfect antidote to all these wankers, just keep boppin' along with your earphones in listening to Out Ta Get Me just to make it out of the fuckin' wilderness :lol:

Respect to fuckin', oh whats his name, nobhead out of East 17? 'E's are like a cup of tea maaan' :lol: Dickhead! The bad boy alternative to Take That. How can you tell they're bad? Why their caps are on sideways of course! :lol:

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Excuse me young lady, i do not rant, the term rant implies that there is no cohesion to what I'm saying or that I am perhaps prey to some form of mental illness. What you see up there is a cogent well reasoned argument in defence of my position...that all boy bands are cunts :lol:

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