spunko12345 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Dublin was pretty shit, had to wait 3 hours because of delays then had to sit on the runway for another hour and a half cos it was snowing and they had to send a truck with hoses to defrost the wings. Fuckin Paddies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Seattle. Horribly crowded with slow lazy staff who couldn't give a fuck.At an airport in Greece my girlfriend got stopped by security because they'd found a butter knife in her handbag. We explained how it was an accident and that we'd really like to take it with us so out cutlery set would stay complete. They actually allowed us to take it with us in our hand baggage. Inverness had one small runway that was nearly in ruin. VERY bumpy landing. And I already hate flying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Seattle. Horribly crowded with slow lazy staff who couldn't give a fuck.At an airport in Greece my girlfriend got stopped by security because they'd found a butter knife in her handbag. We explained how it was an accident and that we'd really like to take it with us so out cutlery set would stay complete. They actually allowed us to take it with us in our hand baggage. Inverness had one small runway that was nearly in ruin. VERY bumpy landing. And I already hate flying. You can't stab someone with a butter knife...or can you? Aaand, now I'm on an NSA watch list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Inverness had one small runway that was nearly in ruin. VERY bumpy landing. And I already hate flying. Inverness has an airport???!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 LAX, easily. JFK sucks too.JFK doesn't suck. Driving there does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Prestwick is always a delight to visit, and has the worst slogan of any airport in the world... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Gatwick good (LGW)Heathrow good (LHR)Philadelphia good (PHL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) Airports in England, I've hung out in those all day...Like arriving in at 7am for a 12 noon flight or at 9am for a 4pm flight...Philadelphia, I've always had to run to the gate and last time I got there, they were boarding. Edited April 1, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Seattle. Horribly crowded with slow lazy staff who couldn't give a fuck.At an airport in Greece my girlfriend got stopped by security because they'd found a butter knife in her handbag. We explained how it was an accident and that we'd really like to take it with us so out cutlery set would stay complete. They actually allowed us to take it with us in our hand baggage. Inverness had one small runway that was nearly in ruin. VERY bumpy landing. And I already hate flying. You can't stab someone with a butter knife...or can you? Aaand, now I'm on an NSA watch list I think you could do at least as much damage with tweezers or a nail clipper. Which also aren't allowed on. Inverness had one small runway that was nearly in ruin. VERY bumpy landing. And I already hate flying. Inverness has an airport???!!!Yup! Who'd have thought huh? One landingstrip and an arrival- and departure hall that are actually in one hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 After some more thinking I am inclined to say my own local airport, Trondheim Værnes, because it doesn't have a lounge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 De Gaulle is a bit shit also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 When I flew into SeaTac a few years back I was feeling pretty groggy and hungover after a 9 hour flight with complementary booze all the way. When I got to security I was pulled to one side and had my carefully packed backpack emptied all over the conveyor belt and searched. I got a little worried when the security lady pulled out a little travel mirror I had with me and asked what all the white powdery residue on it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 When I flew into SeaTac a few years back I was feeling pretty groggy and hungover after a 9 hour flight with complementary booze all the way. When I got to security I was pulled to one side and had my carefully packed backpack emptied all over the conveyor belt and searched. I got a little worried when the security lady pulled out a little travel mirror I had with me and asked what all the white powdery residue on it was. How did you explain that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Talcum innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK SUBS Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 (edited) LAX is way over rated!JFK is good much better, no problemsLHR is great particulary through T5Etc etcERM.... Tees Valley takes some beating for crap! And if you scared of flying, Leeds/Bradford isn't the place to be landing on a winters windy day (re high up and short runway) Edited April 4, 2015 by UK SUBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I haven't been in enough airports to have a least favourite.I think I've been in Manchester, Gatwick, Berlin, Kraków, and one in Turkey. I once collected my sister from Heathrow. They were all a long time ago and ar pretty non-eventful places so don't remember much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Manchester is an oddity. There is literally nothing there but a coffee machine until you pass through customs and then there is every shop, restaurant, bar, under the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Airports in England, I've hung out in those all day...Like arriving in at 7am for a 12 noon flight or at 9am for a 4pm flight...Philadelphia, I've always had to run to the gate and last time I got there, they were boarding.Why would you get there at 9am for a 4pm flight?? I know it's you, and a lot of weird shit can just be put down to that but that's bizarre even for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrandyk Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I hear the airport nearest to me really sux http://flysux.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Airports in England, I've hung out in those all day...Like arriving in at 7am for a 12 noon flight or at 9am for a 4pm flight...Philadelphia, I've always had to run to the gate and last time I got there, they were boarding.Why would you get there at 9am for a 4pm flight?? I know it's you, and a lot of weird shit can just be put down to that but that's bizarre even for you.I might be slightly exaggerating there; I think I got there around 11am, I remember it was June, hot/sunny but compared to where I landed (later that time warped day) where it was grey, raining but hot in a much more humid way - Made me realise; London has a dry heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 LAX is kind of a dump IIRC. At least the line moved fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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