Would You Rather: Vault or Beers with Axl

[Apollo]

What would you choose and why?

In option one - Axl said "hello" shook your hand and gave you the keys. He didn't hang in the vault with you over the weekend. But The Beta and Fernando were there to keep you company.

Edited March 31, 2015 by Apollo

[jekylhyde]

Beers with Axl. I just think that could be more fun than listening to a half-baked album.

[Rdeyahlxp]

48 hours of listening new music vs. 8hrs of drinking some beers and listening to some whining about Slash, the Beta and/or Stephanie.

Seems like a pretty obvious choice to me.

[alfierose]

The 48hrs of music. Let's face it he wouldn't allow you in there unaccompanied, would probably explain everything in painstaking detail and I'm assuming he would throw in food and drink if he wasn't planning on adding your corpse to the vault afterwards. I can live without the pool.

[NicoRourke]

Beers! The man is great at telling stories apparently. Should be a good time. Then when he's passed out I steal the vault.

[Trin9498]

If we did beers, would Beta and Fernando join?

[maynard]

Screw the vault and Axl, I'd like to spend a lovely weekend with Fernando "Family Through it All" Lebeis.

[Deb Rose]

Beers, as long as it's just him... no Ashba, no Beta, no Fernando. Just cool people.

[Ragnar]

I would rather spend a night with Stephanie Seymour.

[gunsguy]

Vault I already had beers with the man.

[Bumblefeet]

Is there no beer in the vault?

[Apollo]

If we did beers, would Beta and Fernando join?

package deal I'm afraid

[EvH]

48 hours of listening new music vs. 8hrs of drinking some beers and listening to some whining about Slash, the Beta and/or Stephanie.

Seems like a pretty obvious choice to me.

And what if the new (lol) music contains succh whining (and it probably does) ?

[classicrawker]

I am sure Axl would be fun to hang with but he is so sensitive I would not feel comfortable asking most of the stuff I would be interested in. Besides I would much rather hear the music especially from the AFD and UYI band era's

[tinyrobot]

Option 2. the chance of banging Axl...

[Słash]

The question is that Lunch will be ordered from outside or Beta will make it?

[BangoSkank]

Hang with Axl, by far. It'd kill me to hear (potentially) CD 2 - 3, Buckethead licks that didn't get released, Finck's bizarre instrumental work, more wild remixes and then not have them later. I'd have to tell people about them and get frustrated at how badly I described them.

Hanging with him though, I could pick his brain about all that, hear his rock and roll stories and make a desperate attempt to get him to release it. And then I could say I tried. Plus I'd be tanked by the end of the day and try to vomit in a fun place.

[Tricia Sieberns]

Option 2. the chance of banging Axl...

You took the words out of my mouth!

[ZoSoRose]

This is tough!

[James Bond]

Option 2. the chance of banging Axl...

You took the words out of my mouth!

You two will have to fight Beta.

[Liquor & Whores]

Hang with Axl, by far. It'd kill me to hear (potentially) CD 2 - 3, Buckethead licks that didn't get released, Finck's bizarre instrumental work, more wild remixes and then not have them later. I'd have to tell people about them and get frustrated at how badly I described them.

Hanging with him though, I could pick his brain about all that, hear his rock and roll stories and make a desperate attempt to get him to release it. And then I could say I tried. Plus I'd be tanked by the end of the day and try to vomit in a fun place.

this

[t-p-d-a]

I vote the Vault

[Nosaj Thing]

Vault, of course. Why would I want to "spend" a day with a bitter man full of anger? I wouldn't like to listen to him whine about "fans" and "his expense" and how everyone's "out ta" get him. I would rather spend those 48 hours watching all the UYI footage.

[Apollo]

Vault, of course. Why would I want to "spend" a day with a bitter man full of anger? I wouldn't like to listen to him whine about "fans" and "his expense" and how everyone's "out ta" get him. I would rather spend those 48 hours watching all the UYI footage.

And people say guys are sexist and shallow.........apparently you'd want to hang with Axl for the day if you wanted to have sex with him. Man, talk about disrespecting the man and his artistic work.

Imagine if somebody made a topic about Stevie Nicks or Janis Joplin and the male posters responded with comments about wanting to have sex with them.

Celebrity worship is a weird thing.

[DieselDaisy]

Axl comes across as the most boring human being in history. I will pass.