Silent Jay Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Here's how I imagine Axl's average day....8am: Wake up. Enjoy a gormet breakfast made by Beta consisting of Sausage, Eggs, Home Fries, Hash, Spam, Bacon, Toast, and a side of orange juice.8:30: Watch a half hour of Good Morning America or Today while drinking a coffee.9:00: Go for a dip in his indoor pool with inflatable dolphins.9:30: Shower,10:00:Watch Steve Harvey's talkshow.11:00: Peruse the internet.11:30: Eat lunch12:00: Go in studio and tinker with 20 year old songs, adjusting instrument levels just a little bit.12:30: Burn the recordings onto a CD. Drop the CD in the vault along with Paul Huge's daily meal.1:00: Take a nap.3:00: Watch "family feud".4:00: Eat dinner5:00: Watch the news6:00: watch whatever is on TV.7:00: Realize he's had too much to drink today.7:30: Cry to Beta about how mean Slash was to him.8:00: Go to bed.Paul Huge is some hungry bastard. What a pain in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlinkafayette Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 i think Axl was FAR wealthier 20 years ago than he is now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gackt Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 complains on internet messageboards about mundane things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyrobot Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 i think Axl was FAR wealthier 20 years ago than he is now....Have you ever heard of investment? Savings? Money in the bank that grows itself? Well invested money and a good direction in finances will make you wealthier with time into the future, not the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetterDay7 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 This might seem like a bit of a silly, superficial and shallow topic, hehe...... but bear with me here.What do we know here?1) This guy has a wealth people on this board can only dream of. With that wealth comes the opportunity to do whatever he wants in life. This is a luxury not many people in society will ever have.He could travel the world, enjoying unimaginable luxuries if he wanted to. Nothing is out of reach. 2) Axl is one of the most famous guys on the planet. If he is out and about, we tend to know about it. BUT we very rarely hear about him out socialising, doing things, etc. So despite the opportunities mentioned in point one, above - he chooses not to enjoy them.3) With a wealth on his scale, Axl doesn't have to bother with the boring crap we all need to do on a daily basis - travel to work, household chores, etc. 4) He has no kids or partner - so this doesn't occupy his time.5) He has released, what - 15 original songs since 1991. That's 24 years. So we can't claim he works a lot from one day to the next. So, bearing all that in mind, what the fuck is he actually doing? There is a caricature image of him as some reclusive loner, skulking around alone in his deserted mansion in the middle of the night. Is this accurate? Is he some fat slob sitting in his unwashed underwear in front of the TV, watching boxed sets of Dexter on repeat? This guy that we all look up to - this legendary rock star - is this what he has become? I don't know. I find this hard to believe. So that begs the question - what does the guy do all day??? This is funny because these are the kind of questions non-millionaire people wonder about millionaires and it sorts of expose them.There's a whole world made for millionaire and billionaires that none of us can even imagine and end up thinking Axl has this boring life in his mansion. Last year (and won't explain under what circumstances) I found out there are thousands of places around the world that are like "escapes" for the rich and famous.Resorts, private clubs, private islands, exclusive hotels, even castles!! where you can go only if you belong to the selected cast of the wealth. These places are not advertised in your regular newspaper or TV channel. These kind of places operate only among the rich and famous. They don't allow journalists, papparazzis and offer the celebrities and wealthy people all warrants of a peaceful stay. They work hard to keep their millionaire clients satisfied.You don't see Axl in mags and pictures because he's not out there mixing himself with the Z-list reality shows "celebs" or mortals like us. Once in a while he goes out to the "normal" places and they get a pic but most of the times, he could be at the Tibet right now and you wouldn't know. He has enough money to access these priviledge places none of us will ever get to find out.It's useless and a bit sad to picture him as a disgraceful, lonely and reclusive guy just because our worlds are small and limited, and we don't know any better than watching tv and eating burgers.That's really interesting. You sort of get a bit of an insight into that world when reading about how G n R travelled on a different level when they hired the MGM jet. No customs. Free to do whatever they pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val22 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Honestly, how the hell would anyone who doesn't know Axl Rose personally know what he does everyday?I can guess he sleeps, eats, shits and talks. Anything else is anyone's guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandallFlagg Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I have wondered this question fathomless times...Here's how I imagine Axl's average day....8am: Wake up. Enjoy a gormet breakfast made by Beta consisting of Sausage, Eggs, Home Fries, Hash, Spam, Bacon, Toast, and a side of orange juice.8:30: Watch a half hour of Good Morning America or Today while drinking a coffee.9:00: Go for a dip in his indoor pool with inflatable dolphins.9:30: Shower,10:00:Watch Steve Harvey's talkshow.11:00: Peruse the internet.11:30: Eat lunch12:00: Go in studio and tinker with 20 year old songs, adjusting instrument levels just a little bit.12:30: Burn the recordings onto a CD. Drop the CD in the vault along with Paul Huge's daily meal.1:00: Take a nap.3:00: Watch "family feud".4:00: Eat dinner5:00: Watch the news6:00: watch whatever is on TV.7:00: Realize he's had too much to drink today.7:30: Cry to Beta about how mean Slash was to him.8:00: Go to bed.Paul Huge is some hungry bastard. What a pain in the ass.Inventive but I'm sure the mysterious one is something of a night owl so just flip it to pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowebar Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 The guy isn't as rich and famous as many of you seem to think.You're making him out to be Michael Jackson circa 1988.Axl's net worth is well over $150,000,000.00 dude. He can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants to. Probably getting his pole sucked right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 The guy isn't as rich and famous as many of you seem to think.You're making him out to be Michael Jackson circa 1988.Axl's net worth is well over $150,000,000.00 dude. He can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants to. Probably getting his pole sucked right now...Where are you getting that number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasteofammo Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseIRS Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Search Axl Rose's net worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ludurigan Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 i couldnt stop laughing when i readWHAT DOES AXL DO EVERY DAY?thats the funniest question ever, seriouslykeep them coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerthGNR Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Of more interest to me would be what do the heavy posters of this forum do all day long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Black Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Escorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER PT Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I was banned from a fan forum circa 2003 because I made a thread like this ... looks like it is something that still makes people wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I really think he does almost whatever he wants. He lives like a king, surrounded by people that cater to his every wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrari Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Axl is working really hard on CD2 "All work and no play makes Axl a dull boy" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 That's probably my biggest regret in life, never been in a GNR riot. Leeds was close but they were burning portable toilets all day. Mounted police but not really because of GNR. CD II is getting late now. I think by 2020 we'll be a defiancecon 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spliff Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Search Axl Rose's net worth.those celebrity net worth sites are just estimates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Search Axl Rose's net worth.those celebrity net worth sites are just estimatesYeah. And "net worth" is a rather nebulous term. I did search, and it seems that the places that claim numbers like OMGZ 150 MILLIONZZZ!!! include, for example, all sales of AFD as directly convertible to his net worth. I don't think they know how money works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Slave only dreams to be king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseIRS Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 9:30 am - wakes up9:45 am - makes breakfast (rattlesnake sausage and eggs) 10:00 am - watches CNN keep updated on the world10:20 am - thinks about tweeting a news story with a sly joke10:22 am - decides against tweeting10:30 am - peruses the internet for cat memes10:50 am - sends Bubbles a cat meme. Texts back and forth for a while.11:30 am - orders a new fedora and custom leather.12:00 pm - thinks about working out for a while. Cracks open a Stella instead.12:30 pm - calls up Caram and tells him to tweak a level on Soul Monster and to send it to him when hes done.12:45 pm - goes out to his zoo and tends to his animals for a while.1:30 pm - decides he wants to go see an afternoon movie.4:00 pm - sends DJ 5 hilarious joke texts. DJ tells him how funny he is and tells him he cant wait to start recording the 12 songs he sent to him. Axl doesnt respond.5:00 pm - goes to get dinner with Beta somewhere where he wont be seen or bothered.7:00 pm - heads home to watch some episodes of his new favorite show and have a few beers.1:00 am - thinks fuck, didnt mean to watch that many episodes. Wanted to get more work on the album done. He then thinks well theres always tomorrow... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 9:30 am - wakes up9:45 am - makes breakfast (rattlesnake sausage and eggs)10:00 am - watches CNN keep updated on the world10:20 am - thinks about tweeting a news story with a sly joke10:22 am - decides against tweeting10:30 am - peruses the internet for cat memes10:50 am - sends Bubbles a cat meme. Texts back and forth for a while.11:30 am - orders a new fedora and custom leather.12:00 pm - thinks about working out for a while. Cracks open a Stella instead.12:30 pm - calls up Caram and tells him to tweak a level on Soul Monster and to send it to him when hes done.12:45 pm - goes out to his zoo and tends to his animals for a while.1:30 pm - decides he wants to go see an afternoon movie.4:00 pm - sends DJ 5 hilarious joke texts. DJ tells him how funny he is and tells him he cant wait to start recording the 12 songs he sent to him. Axl doesnt respond.5:00 pm - goes to get dinner with Beta somewhere where he wont be seen or bothered.7:00 pm - heads home to watch some episodes of his new favorite show and have a few beers.1:00 am - thinks fuck, didnt mean to watch that many episodes. Wanted to get more work on the album done. He then thinks well theres always tomorrow...I suppose that is not in Pacific Standard Time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyrobot Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Of more interest to me would be what do the heavy posters of this forum do all day long.Now that's a good thing to think about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Of more interest to me would be what do the heavy posters of this forum do all day long.Now that's a good thing to think aboutThey're paid spies by the NSA. Now that we've got that cleared up, can we please return to the topic at hand? Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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